DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-06 (Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Dons Tinfoil Hat Over "Stolen Election")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2006 | Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Fintan]

 

There was a time, when I was in the throes an alcohol-induced hallucination, that I thought of creating a "Crazy Naked DUmmies Ping List".

I sobered up, it ain't happening, so don't ask.

[Purrcival]

I was just reading this article over at DU and wondering if you were going to DUFU it. The other candidate was a thread about a DUmmie reaching an epiphany and realizing that he/she had lived the last 6 years in a state of hatred (Really? Who knew?). That DUmmie was asking the other DUmmies how they were dealing with it (*cough* *cough* medication).

Anyway, the DUmmies are seeing this RFK article as a major validation of their beliefs about the "stolen" election".

[DocRock]

The Complete Investigative Report on Voter Registration Fraud in the 2004 Election, The above video has been edited but this is the entire unedited report.

[Purrcival]

Like many Americans, I spent the evening of the 2004 election watching the returns on television and wondering how the exit polls, which predicted an overwhelming victory for John Kerry, had gotten it so wrong.

POOR METHODOLOGY, MORON! That's what happens when you skew the samples for the exit polls. Then reality slaps you in the face when the real returns come in. Or were your guys just trying to discourage the Republican voters in the western time zones from voting, by making them think it was no use so why try?

[Kaslin]

Top 20?

[Purrcival]

Sorry, Bobby, but the reason why folks fail to register to vote is because they DON'T WANT to vote.

And in the case of many of those people, that's actually a VERY GOOD THING -- especially if they know so little about what's going on around them that they can't even name the Vice President or their current representatives, and can only parrot the opinions of their Uncle Fred because they haven't bothered to learn enough to form some of their own.

[prairiebreeze]

??

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

blackwell is guilty of Electoral Treason, a crime which should be punishable by death.

Translated from DUmmie to English. "He is a black man that votes GOP. String him up."

[Purrcival]

In what may be the single most astounding fact from the election, one in every four Ohio citizens who registered to vote in 2004 showed up at the polls only to discover that they were not listed on the rolls, thanks to GOP efforts to stem the unprecedented flood of Democrats eager to cast ballots their own failure to take responsibility for ensuring that they were actually registered in advance of election day.

There. That's better.

[PJ-Comix]

I'm thinking RFK, Jr. is too brain dead to have written this article. Most likely it was ghost written for him.

[Purrcival]

Omigosh! Charles Henrickson IS suspended! I just checked and I can't believe it! As far as I can see, he hasn't done anything wrong. What gives?

[CFC__VRWC]

I'm thinking RFK, Jr. is too brain dead to have written this article. Most likely it was ghost written for him.

He's probably up at the Mayo Clinic, helping Patches with his rehab by sneaking coke and booze in through the window.

[skimask]

He made a comment about a the disabled thats suing Micheal Moore I think. I did not think the comment was all that bad too.

[PJ-Comix]

I'm trying to think of why Charles was suspended. It couldn't have been for foul language. Mystifying! Hope he can re-instated soon. He is an OUTSTANDING wordsmith.

[Poser]

Say it ain't so mods. Say it ain't so!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Still on the stolen election kick, huh? Guilty consciences for stuffing those boxes?

[Paul Heinzman]

Wow! I've been lurking so long now that I've spotted the last two DUmmie FUnnies in advance. Great work! I just hope that a few of the curious DUmmies that read this get a good look at how ridiculous they are and convert.
Please add me to the Ping list.

[Choose Ye This Day]

What the--????

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #869.

[Purrcival]

The DUFUs wouldn't be the same w/o Charles. Maybe someone lied to the mods about him? I can't imagine that he would have done ANYTHING to deserve being suspended.