DUmmie FUnnies 05-24-06 (Virtual Pitt Makes "Appearance" In DUmmieland)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 24, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Let me take this opportunity to dispel the ugly rumor that Wee Willie Pitt is holed up in BROKEBAT CAVE. The fact is that Pied Piper Pitt is still hiding out in his Furorbunker, desperately hoping that his Hoaxmas Fraud will somehow blow over. Not likely. However, Pitt has sent out a trial balloon in the form of this WEIRD TruthOut ARTICLE aptly named "Just Don't Tell 'Em You Know Me" published on May 23. The article itself is typical longwinded Pitt which means it would put you right to sleep if I were to post it here. However, despite its dullness, this article is AMAZING in what it DOESN'T say. Namely NOTHING about the Fitzmas controversy. It is as if on December 8, 1941, Franklin D. Roosevelt went before Congress to give a speech entirely devoted to rural electrification programs without a single mention of a certain attack on Pearl Harbor the day before. Of course, Pitt must have known his article would would be posted and commented upon in DUmmieland which you can see HERE. In effect there is a virtual Pitt who posted his comment (via another DUmmie) and we all KNOW that the real Pitt, from deep within the Furorbunker, was monitoring the responses in order to figure out if it is safe to return to DUmmieland. Bad news for Pitt. As we shall see, it is NOT safe for Pitt to return. He doesn't have to drill holes in Dustin Hoffman's teeth asking, "Is it safe?" in order to figure this out. So let us now read the DUmmie attacks on the virtual Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still waiting for the return of the Magic Man, is in the [brackets]:

Just Don't Tell 'Em You Know Me

[Not after Hoaxmas. I don't want them to know that I know you, Pitt. Anyway, I will now skip your long winded article notable ONLY for the fact that you didn't once mention Fitzmas. Anybody out there who is currently suffering from insomnia is welcome to read it as it is sure to cure your condition. And now on to the DUmmie comments that completely AVOID Pitt's dull treatise and concentrates SOLELY on the Hoaxmas scandal...]

I adore Will Pitt..... I feel honored to know him. He has a pure heart.

[It looks like DUmmie liberalnurse has all the qualifications for being an official William Rivers Pitt groupie---complete mindlessness.]

Wow, I want some of what you're smoking ... I know Pitt too - have for a few years - and let's just say it's not something I gush about.

[One DUmmie is full of mush and the other DUmmie doesn't gush.]

Then I sense you may be a bit on the delusional side when you say you have known him for years.....Maybe you have knowledge of Will Pitt or something on the acquaintance level....but not actually "know him", call him a friend.....and return the kindness as friends always do. Maybe I got the wrong message from your post? Feel free to clarify for me.

[And DUmmie liberal nurse still won't hush.]

like calling people cretins for disagreeing with him and jason "grand larceny" leopold? sounds like pure bullshit to me...

[The DUmmies are revolting!]

he lied, and he was convicted of grand larceny. ohhhh, pointing out someone lied and committed a felony is a smear if the person who committed the felony and lied is a liberal.

[Don't forget the drug addiction.]

Good article, thanks for posting!

[I will allow the following DUmmie to do the punchline...]

Everything except the elephant in the room named Karl Rove or cretins

[Badda-Bing!]

Perhaps you just can't see him. It's magic, man.

[If anybody can, the Magic Man can.]

Isn't Pitt big enough to make his own posts? Inquiring cretins want toknow

[Inquiring Freepers too.]

I completely believe the information is accurate. It's the time line that has things in disarray. I believe the article information was validated and the intent to write the story was seeded in the spirit of credible journalistic fashion. The time line for the public knowledge of the indictment is an issue that can not be controlled by the messenger. I have no clue as to why there is a delay, but I do believe there is indeed a firewall of sorts in place. There is a reason.....I just don't know what that reason is at the moment.

[DUmmie liberalnurse, completely buying into TruthOut's Partial Birth Apology.]

This isn't about "TruthOut" it's about a fellow DU'er who called us vile names for no reason. Let's get our stories straight here when you try to say that folks didn't believe Will and now he's going to come back like a conquering hero for those of you who would have worshiped any rock star in another time. Let's have some perspective here. That's what I'm saying.

[Pitt expects to return to DUmmieland and to be unquestioningly worshipped as before.]

Forgiving him YET AGAIN would be akin to a wife making up with her abusive husband. Trust Pitt again? I don't think so. Ladyhawk don't play that. As far as I'm concerned Pitt is through.

[Pied Piper Pitt has turned into the J.J. Hunsecker...at the end of the Sweet Smell of Success.

And in absense of an apology for his behavior... he gets what he gets. There's nothing to change the trajectory of the way things are going, as they are. He could end it. If it weren't for that damned hubris.

[What, ME apologize?]

Forgiveness after repeated abuse is just plain stupid. Liberalnurse, I know you have a very good heart, but I have to disagree with you on this one. Words can really hurt. I've never been a target of Pitt's words, but I can't help but notice a pattern of verbal abuse heaped on others. I can't stand by and let someone get away with doing that to my friends.

[Does this mean you won't be swalloing the Wee Willie Kool Aid that DUmmie liberalnurse is holding out for you?]

"STFU already" and we sound like freepers? Sorry, Angry Sara, but having grown up with drunks, the "he was inebriated!!!!" excuse doesn't wash with me. I am up to here with being called a freeper, not the least of which for having a healthy skepticism about the original sorry.

[DUmmies hate being called Freepers because it would imply that they are sane.]

Oh, you're saying he was drunk? Well that makes everything fine! Yes he did direct ugly words at me personally, many years ago, and I have avoided him since then. And I have received PMs from other long time DUers who got the same ugly treatment. And ne'er an apology was forthcoming to anyone until he finally went completely over the edge and attacked Skinner. It is said that one's true nature comes out when one has become drunk - you know, in vino veritas.

[And Pitt has certainly been in vino at Bukowski's every night.]

After each of his disgraceful displays, he has apologized, but an apology is only good if that person is working toward never letting it happen again. I don't see that. He'll blow up again and next time it will probably be even worse. I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm through with him. I'm not going to take a chance on being within the blast radius next time he goes off.

[Just stay at least a mile away from Bukowski's to avoid that blast radius.]

He's in his early 30's; not exactly a teenager learning how to handle his liquor. He wants to be taken seriously and respected, but be excused for repeated episodes of immature behavior. Reminds me of the kid who kills his parents and then throws himself on the mercy of the court because he's an orphan.

[William Menendez Pitt.]

"Just Don't Tell 'Em You Know Me: By William Rivers Pitt" Don't worry Will. I won't tell 'em I know you. I'm pretty embarrassed to have heard of ya!

[Badda-Boom!]

Locking. This round robin of accusations and counter accusations isn't constructive to discussion here on Democratic Underground. Thanks.

[But it's sure constructive to lots of laughs here on the DUmmie FUnnies. Thanks.]

[Starter]

As Charles noted, it's a National Lampoon reference, not meant as a personal attack.

I often forget that most people didn't listen to anywhere near as much Dr. Demento as I did growing up...

[David Allen]

Ah, Dr. Demento.

I can remember in the mid 1970s my friends who were from NYC spoke favorably of him. I don't think we got him down here.

Sorry for the reaction. I thought you were attacking me.

My bad.

[David Allen]

I have no idea what this story is about, but please tell me!

Who was Sad Little Pony, and what happened?

Before I started posting here, I tried to edit the DU wikipedia entry over and over, and no matter what I put or where I put it, one of their guys changed it within hours.

So when I registered here, I decided to use the real name of the owner of DU, David Allen. He is Skinner. I looked it up in wikipedia. Since I can't change anything in the DU entry in wikipedia, I can stick his name on posts he would hate. Only problem is I kind of hate having it now.

That place is personality cult centered around the owner, for leftwing has-beens and Cindy Sheehan wannabes.

[ariamne]

Oh gosh, I wish I had the link for you, maybe franksolich or PJ does. It might be in the DUmmies FUnnies blog, but Sad Little Pony was a DU'er who was deployed to Iraq. He posted a goodbye to the DUmmies and promised to tell them about it when he returned. One of DUmmies responded by saying "bring back some baby ears. enjoy the killing." Nice, huh. Anyway, he came back and posted that he would answer questions. He denied atrocities and spoke about some of the positive that was happening. He was denounced and banned from DU after about 20 posts. It was really deplorable.

[ReeWalker]

This is some of the SLP incident:

http://www.conservativeunderground.com//forum/showthread.php?t=66992&highlight=Pony

[justkillingtime]

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[ariamne]

Thanks for giving me the link to read what happened after they tombstoned little pony--what a bunch of low-class scumb*** the DUmmies are.

[steve-b]

Let me take this opportunity to dispel the ugly rumor that Wee Willie Pitt is holed up in BROKEBAT CAVE.

ROFL!! Clearly, some people have far too much time on their hands....

[Watery Tart]

A hu-bris.

*deep breath*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*swallows gum*

*wipes eyes, chuckling*

Right up there with "Kernage!"

[USNBandit]

The following thread is firing up at DU with Pitt convinced he was caught in a predatory Rovian Storm.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1292845&mesg_id=1293994

I believe Truthout -- its credibility now destroyed forever -- was deliberately sandbagged by the federal government, whether by agents of the regime or by other equally anti-progressive forces it matters not. The logical suspects include Prosecutor Fitzgerald himself. Never forget that Fitzgerald is, after all, part of the system headed by George Bush -- the same system that produces successive outrages afterward labeled "scandals" merely as semantic sleight-of-hand: the labeling to conceal the fact that, just as Deadly Nightshade predictably produces poison berries, so does capitalism predictably produce its own toxins: Watergate, the savings-and-loan ripoff, Enron, the Valerie Plame affair, 9/11, Iraq, the aftermath of Katrina, NSA spying etc. ad nauseum.

Nauseum is right.

[USNBandit]

Sorry wrong thread. This the correct thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1292845&mesg_id=1292845

[Lx]

After reading this thread and the DU thread mocking Pitt I noticed a few things.

1) Pitt is a lousy writer; nothing he writes is particularly clever or insightful.

2) Pitt is incredibly arrogant and his persona is like that of Bev Harris. Both think and write like they themselves believe they are so much smarter than their readers that any B.S. they spout will be taken seriously.

3) Pitt's koolaid drinking admirers are as lame is He is. He has a pure heart, puhleaze. Pitt is only out for one thing and that is Pitt himself. Not that I'm any different but I don't try to sound that I have these high and mighty beliefs and actions and that everything I do is out of the pureness of my heart and belief in my cause.

4) Pitt showed his true colors when he attacked Andy S. Did he care for their friendship? No, of course not. He was afraid that there was the possibility that Andy was lying and so like the Rove story, he wanted to be in front of the story behind the story. Of course when Andy died, it made Pitt out to be even a bigger scumbag than ever, some friend.

5) When he comes back, will all be forgiven? Will his excuse be that he was on a Memorial day vacation? Pitt is so intellectually dishonest that he cannot exist and write in a world where everyone doesn't believe what he writes and doesn't adore him for it.

Finally, where's PJ? No Dummie funnies for three days? I can't take it!

[PJ-Comix]

I have a SPECIAL DUFU edition coming up soon (I hope) to make up for the lack.

[PJ-Comix]

YOWZA!!! I think I am self-hypnotized. I already wrote nearly 10 pages of script since I last posted to you. Stand by. The wait will be WORTH it but CAN I finish it off this evening since I am right now fighting sleep? It is like a mighty force has seized control of my pen.

[Lx]

You are getting sleepy...

[PJ-Comix]

I am getting sleepy. Hope to at least WRITE up the script tonight. If worse comes to worse, I will type it up and post PM tomorrow. Can't do any DUFUing in the morning but the wait will be WORTH it. This is a BIGGIE!!!!!!!

[Lx]

Is it going to be a day when everything changes? Will it be a fourth American empire? Comes a time when inquiring minds want to know.

[PJ-Comix]

About 75% done. Working....

[steve-b]

[Pied Piper Pitt has turned into the J.J. Hunsecker...at the end of the Sweet Smell of Success.]

The aroma emanating from the Pittster is more like the Foul Fumes of Failure.