DUmmie FUnnies 05-19-06 (TruthOut Issues Non-Apology "Apology" For Hoaxmas)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 19, 2006 | Marc Ash, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[franksolich]

Right; and that was the last time he was around.

I surely hope the Bostonian Idiot really isn't reading any web-sites with commentary on his professional performance; I really hope he is right now in some sort of drug-alcohol-abuse padded cell, which is where the Bostonian Idiot has belonged a very long time.

[RedRover]

They also, have not pulled the story or the headline on the home page.

This is true. Hard to believe but the story is still on the site

[Charles Henrickson]

When do you predict Pingee #1000?

I predict within 24 business hours.

And what will they get?

An autographed picture of Li'l Beaver (who has been seen as infrequently lately as Leopold & Lib).

[CFC__VRWC]

This is true. Hard to believe but the story is still on the site

They're kind of like the class geek walking around with a KICK ME sign on his back, except they're happy to wear it.

[franksolich]

Actually, I liked the fat Buddha (the Bostonian Idiot praying to Allah), but the fat Buddha is topic-specific, whereas Lil Beaver is general. Yeah, I like Lil Beaver.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

For those new to thos story, the DUmmie's end goal is not an indictment of Rove but a step in the removal of President Bush. They dream that once indicted, Karl Rove will turn states evidence against President Bush ( using several different "cute" grade school nicknames for him ) who will then be dragged from the White House in hand cuffs. This will cause Kerry to be immediately installed as President, completely ignoring reality and the law. Other wet dream instant Presidents are Gore or Bill Clinton in this Dummie delusion.

[freedumb2003]

Did you see #49?

The edited version which was self deleted fairly quickly after that did not show what the Original had, that Pitt was basically PUBLICLY OUTING Joe Wilson as His Source or Leopold's for the "ROVE INDICTED TODAY" article.

So he outs Wilson by saying that Pitt was outing Wilson!! Gawd, can it get any FUnnier over there?

[cabojoe]

William Rivers Pitt, indicted by members of Democraticunderground,

lights up a last cigarette before facing the firing squad.

[CFC__VRWC]

If I was the journalist(?) who wrote the original story I would immediately expose my "source". Why would anyone protect the identity of someone who made them look like an ass?

When the "source" came out of your ass, that question gets a little complicated.

[finnman69]

brutal, I bet this gets pulled
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1239598&mesg_id=1240216

DisgustedTX (934 posts) Fri May-19-06 08:53 PM
Response to Original message
80. What fame?
Another BS response from the "magic man" about his wonderous books (currently among the 180K and 700K "bestsellers" on Amazon) on the NYT bestseller lists and translated into 13 languages?

Yes, BS can be translated into far more than 13 languages.

Perhaps many will no longer click heels and shout "SIEG HEIL WILL PITT!" and DU will be a much better place.

Perhaps he will re-emerge ripping off another.web.style.as.originally.attributable.to.Sons.of.Sam.Horn.net. Yes, the word.word.word styling ORIGINALLY occurred on Sonsofsamhorn.net during the Red Sox 2004 World Series run - were they EVER mentioned? No.
(at that time, sonsofsamhorn.com)

What you have are gigantic egos taking a "stab" at what they HOPED would be a great story - it appears to be COMPLETELY FALSE at this time.

This "fame" is nothing more than a riverboat gamble with the knowledge that a certain portion of the base would thoughtlessly and reverentially follow. Bush garners the same reaction.

[franksolich]

Man, get a load of that prognathous profile on the Bostonian Idiot.

Part of a big head, that jaw is.

[CFC__VRWC]

Bush garners the same reaction.

Now that's gonna leave a mark.

[jennyjenny]

Hard to do when your sources are the voices in your head.

[Charles Henrickson]

For those new to this story. . . .

Here are links to the seven previous Fitzmas/Freudenschade/Hoaxmas DUFUs since a week ago:

DUmmie FUnnies 05-12-06 (No Fitzmas Friday For The DUmmies)

DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-06 (Pied Piper PItt Bets The Farm On Fitzmas)

DUmmie FUnnies 05-16-06 (Fitzmas Freudenschade Spreads Far And Wide)

DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-06 (Merry Hoaxmas!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-06 (Pied Piper Pitt Reappears For Hoaxmas)

DUmmie FUnnies 05-18-06 (DUmmie Uprising Against Pied Piper Pitt Over Hoaxmas)

DUmmie FUnnies 05-18-06 (Hoaxmas Threads EXPLODING In DUmmieland!!!)

[Purrcival]

Dang, frank, you sent me scrambling for my dictionary on that one!

[Charles Henrickson]

William Rivers Pitt, indicted by members of Democraticunderground, lights up a last cigarette before facing the firing squad.

LOL!

[Ole Okie]

Another late night DUFU. ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

No zzzzzzzzzzzz's here, P.J. Only been on the list for a few days, but this has been hilarious.

Thanks

[jennyjenny]

I read that and thought the same thing,lol. These people are too funny.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

I predict within 24 business hours.

... so: what star date would that make it, then...? :)

[cabojoe]

Merry Pittsmas Charles!