DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-06 (Pied Piper PItt Bets The Farm On Fitzmas)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[mafree]

And Wilson just lies and pretends to cry For his wife, who is a stenographer

For real? I just knew she was this "big time" operative (spy) who would be way above stenographic work.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

A furious (and humiliated) "Pied Piper" Pitt lectures the increasingly uneasy DUmmie sheeple, re: "How We REAL Journalists Behave."

Must be seen to be believed.

PJ: This may be the single greatest DuFu you've ever, EVER done. :) :) :)

[Charles Henrickson]

KARL ROVE HAS BEEN INDICTED.

WILL PITT HAS BEEN DUPED.

AGAIN.

[txradioguy]

It get's better...Leopold was on some lefty talk show today and said:


1. Indictment handed down on Friday/GJ voted to indict on Friday
2. Fitz in Rove's lawyer's office for 15 hours on Friday (no ambiguity about this)
3. Fitz to announce on Wednesday (pulled the 24 hrs = 3 days/no 5 days BS)
4. Can't understand why the MSM are ignoring him; thinks it's personal

Hat tip to CU's Cold Warrior for actually having the intestional fortitude to listen to this tripe.

[steve-b]

WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun May-14-06 02:42 PM
I just got off the phone with Jason Leopold Updated at 1:42 PM who clarified something for me that is pretty damned important. In his article, he said:
"During the course of that meeting, Fitzgerald served attorneys for former Deputy White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove with an indictment charging the embattled White House official with perjury and lying to investigators related to his role in the CIA leak case, and instructed one of the attorneys to tell Rove that he has 24 hours to get his affairs in order, high level sources with direct knowledge of the meeting said Saturday morning." In point of fact, those 24 hours are "business hours," i.e. starting on Monday. "Jeez, Jason," I said, "we might want to put that into the essay. Half the planet thought 24 hours was 24 hours. They thought the deal would go down today." To be fair, a dozen eyes looked at that article yesterday before we published it, mine included, and none of us caught that. The word "business" has been inserted into the story after "hours" where it belongs

No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets.
"No animal shall drink alcohol to excess.
No animal shall kill any other animal without cause.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

"No Fitzmas, Pitt! No Fitzmas for You -- !!!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Truthout is breaking this first.

Does "first" apply when there's no "second"?

[freedumb2003]

I just knew she was this "big time" operative (spy) who would be way above stenographic work.

LOL

[Charles Henrickson]

Fitzgerald . . . instructed one of the attorneys to tell Rove that he has 24 hours to get his affairs in order. . . .

However, Fitzgerald also instructed the attorney that he has 24 months before he has to tell Rove.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Best of luck. How many posts are you up to?

I'm almost at 600, and I've been using reason and common sense, so far. Very few people speak to me, though, I've noticed.

[txradioguy]

Comments about Pitt from the KOS website:


He is a pampered rich kid who rides his father's Democratic connections. The fact he is a third rate pundit on a net zine, and chief of the thought police at forth rate discussion forum says everything you need to know about his credibility and priorities.

Anyway, I have about 50 links to Pitt atrocities I've been saving for a rainy day.

He once threatened me physically and said he was going to fly to Toronto and beat me to a pulp, stomp on my head, then scrap me off his boot and feed me to his cat.

Then there was the time he was going to carve salt into my flesh or some such silliness.

All because I made him look foolish and shone a light on his murky credibility.

[PJ-Comix]

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[ilovew]

I love the "it's REALLY going to happen today!!!" hysteria. Maybe this whole thing was really a plot by Karl Rove...

[Charles Henrickson]

An announcement by Fitzgerald is expected to come this week, sources close to the case said. However, the day and time is unknown.

I'm reminded of "The Great Disappointment" of October 22, 1844, when followers of self-styled Bible prophecy expert William Miller expected the Second Coming to occur. Needless to say, it didn't happen. Some of the Millerites explained away the non-event and then kept revising the predicted date every time the latest one came and went.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Did Skinner write that?

[PJ-Comix]

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[ilovew]

I knew it! It was all a plot by Karl!

[Charles Henrickson]

OK - I'm breaking out the bubbly, the steaks and the beer.

Meanwhile, we're breaking out in gales of laughter.

[Charles Henrickson]

How reliable is Jason Leopold. . . ?

Every bit as reliable as Will Pitt.

[Charles Henrickson]

should I go to the liquor store and get a bottle of 25 year old scotch?

Is that 25 real years or 25 Leopold & Lib years?