DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-06 (Pied Piper PItt Bets The Farm On Fitzmas)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

My FAVORITE quote from the DUmmie thread blaming Rove for planting his own indictment story:

You mean...Leopold got Rathered?

[PJ-Comix]

Congratualtions, PJ, on a true masterpiece.

Darkwolf377 called this DUFU edition my "Birth of A Dummie Nation epic masterpiece!"

[Charles Henrickson]

[How about a TV show called "Branded" where a disgraced Pied Piper Pitt is publicly humiliated and exiled from the gates of DUmmieland?]

I can just see Pied Piper Pitt (played by Brad Pitt) having the chevrons ripped off his PDA uniform and his keyboard broken in two.

[PJ-Comix]

I sense a glut of expensive champagne about to hit the great white porcelain ear...

Yeah, I've never seen so much victory champagne being popped open before. Just about every other DUmmie post was about popping open the champagne to celebrate their "victory."

[Choose Ye This Day]

Oh baby it don't feel like heaven right now
I'm feelin' like I might have to scream
Waitin' for Rove to get arrested by Fitz
Feels like Lucy yanked away the ball once again
But I still have to try and pretend
Leopold and Pitt never told me 'bout this

The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you take it in the nards
You belieeeeeve on faith, hope impeachment will start
The waiting is the hardest part

Well Yeah I might have chased a couple of rumors around
But Chimpy still never went down
Poppin' those pills that made me feel good
But nothin' can help me feel good right now
'Cept hearin' Fitz is frogwalkin' Rove outta town
I just wanna hear some good news right now

The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you take it in the nards
You belieeeeeve on faith, hope impeachment will start
The waiting is the hardest part

I'm gonna kill you Jason, I'm gonna kill you Pitt
I'm gonna kill you Jason, I'm gonna kill you Pitt
If you're just blowin' smoke, if you're just stupid tools
I'm gonna kill you both, I'm gonna get to you

[txradioguy]

No that's some comments by a poster at the KOS website in reference to Pitt.

[PJ-Comix]

Thanx. I checked out post #13 on that thread with interest.

[Charles Henrickson]

I trust Will Pitt and Jason Leopold.

Oh, so YOU'RE the one!

[Charles Henrickson]

Would Will Pitt be posting this if it wasn't true?

A new tagline!

[finnman69]

A disaster of epic DUmmie proportions

[Blackirish]

PING

[Choose Ye This Day]

I know--I was facetiously joking that Skinner may have been the poster.

I don't think Skinner cares much for Pompous Pitt.

[Charles Henrickson]

Jason Leopold Deserves A Pulitzer

Jason Leopold Deserves the Nobel Fleece Prize

[bcsco]

"...freudenschade baby!"

ROTFLMAO! I went to the free German translation site I use for genealogy and plugged that one in. It came out 'Joys Damage' in English.

This is one of the best, PJ. No doubt. The DUmmies are really going to be in a quandary these next few days. But for anyone to put so much faith in a jerk like Leopold, well I'm sure enjoying some Schadenfreude over that, he he.

[PJ-Comix]

Leopold & Lib already have the egg on their face.

This is OT but my father actually knew Nathan Leopold just after his release from prison. It was when Leopold came to Puerto Rico to teach about birds at the university there where my dad was also teaching a course. Anyway, my Dad told me the story of Leopold (& Loeb) and then told me Leopold would be visiting us the next day for dinner and that if I repeated any part of that story to Leopold my dad would "break every damn bone in your body!!!" When Leopold arrived he looked harmless. I wasn't frightened of him but my Dad SCARED the hell out of me. I was too terrified to say ANYTHING to Leopold for fear of letting slip even part of that story and then have my Dad beat on me.

[txradioguy]

*smacks forehead*...forginve me...it IS Monday after all! LOL!

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm going to go take a nap. . . .

Pitt hasn't slept in 13 business months.

[bcsco]

"This time, I will be one of them until I come out. Loony, just loony. No more reason (it doesn't go down well over there). Wish me luck."

The best of luck, chesley. You, PJ and others, have a lot more tolerance for garbage than I do.

[PJ-Comix]

My favorite dramatic series is "24" (will be watching it tonight) but now I think they can stretch out the season by changing its name to "24 Business Hours."

[Chickenhawk Warmonger]

please, please, please add me to the ping list. i haven't had this much fun in a while (can you tell I have no life?)