I can just see Pied Piper Pitt (played by Brad Pitt) having the chevrons ripped off his PDA uniform and his keyboard broken in two.
The original "Branded" show starred Chuck Connors ("The Rifleman"). I once saw an underground video of Chuck Connors starring in a home movie prior to when he got famous. I was more shocked by that video than just about anything I've ever seen. However, now I know why he was called "The Rifleman."