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Journalism's Bright Future (Investors Wanted For Breast Implant To Help Broadcast Journalist)
NewsBusters ^ | May 9, 2006 | Matthew Sheffield

Posted on 05/09/2006 11:43:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Is it any wonder television news doesn't have much credibility?

This from the Washington, DC, Craigslist:

I know this is a long shot, but it's worth a try. This month I attained my B.S. degreee in journalism with a minor in marketing. I hope to one day soon be a leading broadcast journalist, but feel that my small chest is holding me back.

I am seeking understanding, kind-hearted people who are willing to invest in my A-cup breasts and help me finance a breast augmentation surgery and advance my career in broadcast journalism.

The surgery will cost $3,000 and get me up to a full C-cup. I believe that this is the final piece that I need to have more self-confidence and gain better job opportunities.

In this day and age, I know how important looking good is for any career. I know this surgery will increase my chances three-fold on top of my education, experience and talent.

Please reply if you can help. This is not only an investment in my confidence; It is an investment in my fruitful career. Thank you.



TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor
KEYWORDS: breastimplant; journalism
Appropriate that this story appeared on NewsBusters. However, no matter how successful this breast implant surgery is, Brian Williams will always be a bigger boob than this woman.
1 posted on 05/09/2006 11:44:00 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
David Gregory is desperate it appears
2 posted on 05/09/2006 11:56:30 AM PDT by Horatio Gates (For a good time; call LB4-5620)
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To: Horatio Gates

This aspiring "journalist" can always get a job on the Naked News.


3 posted on 05/09/2006 11:57:57 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Horatio Gates

David Gregary already has large man breasts.

I guess bigger is better.


4 posted on 05/09/2006 12:02:11 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Many at FR would respond to Christ "Darn right, I'll cast the first stone!")
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To: PJ-Comix

Spending only $3000 will get you on this list:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/
(check out article on right under "Bad Boob job"

try $5000-7000.


5 posted on 05/09/2006 2:34:30 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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