Posted on 04/24/2006 12:09:19 PM PDT by Craig DeLuz
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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Hiya Sparky.
Who's that?
That's my new dog Sparky. He followed me to the bus stop.
Wow, cool.
Good boy Sparky. Who's my best buddy? Who's my boy? Who's my buddy?
Aagh, you're making me sick dude.
He's part doberman and part wolf. He's the toughest dog on the mountain.
No way, everybody knows that Sylvester is the toughest dog in South Park.
He's not meaner than Sparky.
Oh yeah, let's see. Hey Sylvester.
Sparky will kick his ---.
I'll put a dollar on Sylvester.
You're on dude.
That's it Sparky, kick his ---.
Hah, he's doing something to his ---. He's not kicking his a--, but he's definitely doing something to his ---.
Sparky, bad dog.
I think your dog is gay.
What?
Yeah dude, I think your dog is gay.
What do you mean?
That dog is a gay homosexual.
He's just confused.
Yeah, stick it to him.
Sick, shut up dude.
Stan's dog's a homo. Stan's dog's a homo.
You guys see me block that defense today? I was kicking ---.
You're going to need to kick more --- than that to beat the Cowboys.
Hey, speaking of pounding ---, here comes Stan's little homo dog.
Shut up dude. Sparky, where did you get that pink scarf?
Man, that is the gayest dog I've ever seen.
He just needs some training, that's all. Sit Sparky. Good boy. Now shake. Good boy. Now don't be gay. Don't be gay Sparky. Don't be gay.
Did it work?
I don't know.
He still looks pretty gay to me.
What's the matter Stan? You seem down.
I just can't concentrate, cause my dog is gay.
Well, you know what they say. You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.
Oh stop filling his head with that queer loving propaganda.
Say what? You of all people should be sympathetic.
What do you mean?
Well you're gay, aren't you?
What? What the hell are you talking about? I am not gay.
Well, you sure do act like it.
I just act that way to get chicks, dumb ---.
What's the matter dude?
I don't know where Sparky is. He usually follows me to football practice.
Maybe he went shopping for some leather pants.
You took the words right out of my mouth! As soon as I saw this topic all I could think of was Stan's gay dog!
LOL !
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