DUmmie FUnnies 03-14-06 (Pied Piper Pitt's Shameless Kerry Shilling)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 14, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Fenris6]

I've had fifty people today either question my motives, challenge my progressive credentials, or do psychoanalysis of me based upon family history. I'm a little too easy to annoy today

Oh please. Everytime a Dummie backs you into a corner, you trot out this tired old line. Grow some balls.

[Purrcival]

[The purpose of this post is to shamelessly SHILL for Kerry in the MIDST of the Feingold censure celebrations in DUmmieland in the hope that the Kerry camp will notice how Pied Piper Pitt stood up for their man and will offer him some of Mrs. Heinz's $$$$$ to work officially for them in the future. Of course, Pitt also posted a quick Hillary shill post for the same purpose recently.]

That's assuming that P-cubed is not incarcerated by that time. What's going on with those charges, anyway?

[Purrcival]

Think about that a second. Three hours. There are not a whole lot of big-time politicians, Republican or Democrat, who could withstand that kind of intense on-the-record grilling from that kind of crew.

Oh, PUH-LEEZE! THAT crowd? You just know they were fawning all over him, lobbing softballs.

[rockthecasbah]

"Franken and his wife Franni; Rick Hertzberg, senior editor for the New Yorker; David Remnick, editor for the New Yorker; Jim Kelly, managing editor for Time Magazine; Howard Fineman, chief political correspondent for Newsweek; Jeff Greenfield, senior correspondent and analyst for CNN; Frank Rich, columnist for the New York Times; Eric Alterman, author and columnist for MSNBC and the Nation; Art Spiegelman, Pulitzer Prize winning cartoonist/author of 'Maus'; Richard Cohen, columnist for the Washington Post; Fred Kaplan, columnist for Slate; Jacob Weisberg, editor of Slate and author; Jonathan Alter, senior editor and columnist for Newsweek; Philip Gourevitch, columnist for the New Yorker; Calvin Trillin, freelance writer and author; Edward Jay Epstein, investigative reporter and author; Arthur Schlesinger, Jr"

Sounds like the makings of a "Pride" parade.

[epow]

[And I bet Pitt took at least one of the high school teenage chicks aside for a private session to describe Kerry's energy policy in detail.]

Judging by the photos taken at the Crawford ditch of Pitt in his Black Bart cowboy outfit, I would bet that he is far more interested in taking teenage boys aside than he is in taking teenage chicks anywhere.

[Ronaldus Magnus Reagan]

There are not a whole lot of big-time politicians, Republican or Democrat, who could withstand that kind of intense on-the-record grilling from that kind of crew

Oh please, the only grilling taking place during all those softball questions must have happened in the kitchen.

[the rightgirl]

"Al Franken's wife's name is Franni Franken?"

And that's about as funny as Al Franken gets.

[the rightgirl]

"Sounds like the makings of a "Pride" parade."

Or the ultimate cure for insomnia.

[Purrcival]

Kerry did, and did magnificently. He handled every question and ran from none.

That's because he was able to simultaneously give multiple answers to each question, some of them totally negating each other...he just called them "nuanced".

I'm just amazed that his audience was able to stay awake long enough to listen to all of it.

[Purrcival]

[And I bet Pitt took at least one of the high school teenage chicks aside for a private session to describe Kerry's energy policy in detail.]


Oh, and by the way, we all know how Pitt looks in black. I'll bet he looks just smashing in orange!

[Purrcival]

[Kerry is wonderful. He has an incredible sense of humor. Friendly to people who accidentally knock him down on the ski slopes. Oh, and he wears an EXTRA-LARGE jockstrap which is almost as large as Hillary's.]

OK, PJ, how am I going to explain my wrecked keyboard to my boss?

:-D

[Purrcival]

Did I think Bush was going to charge unilaterally into war? No. Did I think he would make such an incredible mess of the situation? No. Am I angry about it? You're God damned right I am. I chose to believe the President of the United States. That was a terrible mistake."

Wah, wah, wah - it's all Bush's fault!

[Purrcival]

Did I think Bush was going to charge unilaterally into war? No. Did I think he would make such an incredible mess of the situation? No. Am I angry about it? You're God damned right I am. I chose to believe the President of the United States. That was a terrible mistake."

Wah, wah, wah - it's all Bush's fault!

[Purrcival]

[He didn't get it on Election Day 2004.]

But somehow, Kerry was still inaugurated on January 20, 2005. I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!

Wait a minute...what do you mean, he wasn't?????

[Purrcival]

"I really don't know why Pitt's popularity plummeted quite so quickly though."

Wonder if it had anything to do with the Scamdy debacle?

[gardencatz]

Al Franken's wife's name is Franni Franken?

I'm still trying to absorb the fact that he even HAS a wife.

Cindie

[Purrcival]

I'm sending an "olive branch" here for both of us who agree to disagree...but I AM a PDA Member and Activist so I'm not "clueless" or some "keyboard warrior."

[franksolich]

Well, in case you haven't been reading the other conservative web-site, some weeks ago I began collecting the works of the Bostonian Idiot, going clear back to the early days of DUmmieland because it's interesting, watching his alcoholic decline, from analyzing his vocabulary.

It's best to look at such things (a) over a long period of time and (b) where there is a large quantity of evidence.

The Bostonian Idiot is already at "stage" or "phase" 4.

[Ditter]

Hummmmmm Al Franken collects Nixon memorabilia. I just found a bag of matchbooks from the campaign printed with [Nixon's The One]. I wonder if Al has any? E-bay?

[Budge]

Whadda ya know, top 100...maybe.