DUmmie FUnnies 03-09-06 ("The RoadMap to Impeachment: 'Violence' is The Answer")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 9, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[El Conservador]

Somebody said reggaeton???

[Victoria Delsoul]

I do wholeheartedly agree with Old Sarge in his prediction of an imminent uptick of drive-by trollery and infiltration.

Good catch, King.

[concretebob]

Noun
hyperbole

extreme exaggeration; especially, exaggeration as a literary device

We need to banish euphemisms. Period. In fact, we need to employ hyperbole when possible.
But since "war crimes," "torture," and "terrorized the nation into war" are merely descriptive, it could be difficult to find hyperbole. We must try our best.

OK, is it just me, or did this moron just become hysterically hyperbolic?

[King Prout]

it ain't just you, ccb
thanks, Vicki, but creds must go to Old Sarge - he pung me to this

[Fenris6]

This is rich. Every charge from the left has been a hysterical exageration, and their solution is more hyperbole? LMAO.

[concretebob]

I'm just posting to try out my new tagline.

[concretebob]

There, fixed it...

[Old Sarge]

Or, hyperbolically hysterical...

[King Prout]

hrmn... a better structure would be "If Islam is the Religion of Peace, Bill Clinton is a Paragon of Abstinence"

the structure you now have sets a contrary-to-fact clause in comparison to a clause in which the actor *could* be such a (lying through his zipper's teeth) spokesman.

[Watery Tart]

[dirtbiker]

We cannot get lost in "legalisms," "strategies," or our usual "neuroses."

It's too late for that....

[dirtbiker]

We waste far too much time and effort falling victim to "paralysis by analysis." It is irrelevant at this point what any ultimate impeachment charges may be lodged. ALL crimes and misdemeanors of the regime will need to be brought to bear. From the first Stolen Election to the latest Indian nuclear "free pass" debacle/PR stunt.

May I interrupt your little rant, Little Dummy, by asking "wheres your proof?"

Proof? PROOF! WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKING PROOF!!!!

[dirtbiker]

I'm considering starting a complimentary group to work with the VK's. My Dachshund, Jake, is ready and willing to sniff out trolls and eradicate them "with extreme prejudice".

I will call them "The WW's" (for Warrior Wieners...) Along with Jake, I am also training Dexter (my step-son's Dachchund) to soon join the corps on troll patrol....

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Democrats/liberals are pure hate and evil. They will stop at nothing to get revenge over their Slick Willy getting impeached. If everyone gets impeached then the Republicans are "just as bad" as Democrats. Sorry, liberals. You're the evil/hateful ones...

[beckysueb]

as Former President Bush shakes hands with President Allen, and boards Marine One a final time; Jan 20 2009

And I gaurantee the silverware would stay on AFOne when he and Laura got off the plane. All the "A's" would still be on the keyboards at the White House, too.

[beckysueb]

Apparently, DUmmie Carl Sheeler already has a picture of the billboard on his website, carlsheeler.com:

And he is asking for 15,000 dollars a month to maintain it. I told him to go to DUmmieland. They are suckers for every fundraiser that comes along.

[RogerWilko]

Proof? PROOF! WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKING PROOF!!!!

That's EXACTLY what I was going to say! Except, I was just going to add that the reason they don't need any proof is because they KNOW it and they FEEL it!

And in the DUmmie world... That's ALL that's required! That's what I'm talkin' bout!

[franksolich]

I told him to go to DUmmieland. They are suckers for every fundraiser that comes along.

Actually, he might do better walking the sidewalks in Columbus, Ohio, based upon what I've heard lately; more $$$$$ to be picked up there, than in DUmmieland.

http://scamdy.com/forum/html/viewtopic.php?t=399

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #825.

[Kaylee Frye]

Thanks! :)