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DUmmie FUnnies 02-21-06 ("Paul Hackett: Thanks For Nothing")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 21, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/21/2006 5:31:12 AM PST by PJ-Comix

How the mighty have fallen. Until recently, Paul Hackett, was a HERO to the DUmmies. He was the KEY to their expected victories at the ballot box this November. All that has changed. Paul Hackett is now the LIVING SYMBOL of the impending leftist implosion as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Paul Hackett: Thanks For Nothing." Rather than being a PLUS, Paul Hackett is now a NEGATIVE. Not only has he ensured that the Ohio senate seat remains in GOP hands, the demoralizing effect he is having is sure to spread to other races just as the Paul Wellstone funeral not only killed Democrat senatorial hopes in Minnesota but hurt them elsewhere as well. Yeah, yeah, I know there have been a PLETHORA of DUmmie FUnnies threads about Paul Hackett recently but I think his case is important since the demoralization it has caused is sure to spread. Therefore let us now enjoy the DUmmie agony over Paul Hackett in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who believes that Hackett has made victory at the ballot box so sure in Ohio that there is no longer any need to Hack It, is in the [brackets]:

Paul Hackett: Thanks For Nothing

[Paul Hackett: Thanks For Keeping the Ohio Senate Seat Safe.]

Yep, he's a real team player. I haven't had too much to say about Hackett because I just wasn't sure what actually transpired, but now he's gone on Hardball and accused the Brown campaign of swiftboating him. If he keeps this up, he's going to sink Brown's campaign. Not helpful.

[If this keeps up, he's going to sink a lot of other Democrat campaigns. VERY helpful.]

other than just hackett have said that.

[The angry charges just keep flying and flying.]

Yes, but that doesn't negate the damage he's doing.

[True. Let us all give Paul Hackett the proper credit for messing up Democrat chances this November.]

If Brown did half of what Hackett accuses him of. You reap what you sow.. It's called Karma. I'd redirect that anger at those who deserve it. Playing dirty is never an admirable quality

[It's called Karmatic Kickback.]

The ultimate irony: The reason Hackett was asked to drop out was in order to avoid a nasty fight between Brown and Hackett and spare the voters and embarressment to the Democratic Party.... And here we have a fight and embarressment to the Dem Party anyway....

[The more Democrats try to FIX things, the more BROKEN they become.]

So What? He Undercuts That Work By His Selfishness. And make no mistake -- by attacking Sherrod Brown despite what has been pretty well-documented problems in his campaign and his egotistical refusal to run in a campaign for a "lesser" office he could have won, he makes it harder for Democrats to take over the House. Which means every issue he claims are important to him will suffer. Which means the happiest guy remains Karl Rove. SHUT UP, HACKETT.

[SPEAK UP, HACKETT.]

Sherrod Brown and his staff have never denied the allegations. Hackett said today that he heard it again and again from outside parties ABOUT Brown's staff (that they were spreading rumors about his military service). If I were Sherrod Brown (and innocent), I'd get to the bottom of this and fire the asses of anyone involved in such skullduggery. But all we've heard from the Brown camp are non-denial denials. Strange, that.

[This is pretty much going to be the THEME of Sherrod Brown for the rest of the campaign. Just keep his head buried in the sand, and HOPE that Hackett's smear charges just go away.]

It's not a pleasant thing to see. Hackett got screwed. You guys (not you ) apparently think he should be a good boy and wipe the KY off his butt and crawl into a hole somewhere, you know, like a typical Dem would. But he's not a typical Dem, and we need a few like him among us - but every time one shows up the party bosses get nervous and cut his legs off. Y'all better start figuring out what this means.

[It means continued loss at the ballot boxes even without Diebolding them.]

I've been ranting since the day I got here that Dems need to learn to talk shit the way republicans do. I believe we have to use some of the same rhetorical tricks that they do. I do not believe that becoming liars or backstabbers is going to get us anywhere.

[If you want to copy the Republicans, then try to copy their IDEAS.]

Reid and Schumer admit they asked him to run. And it is equally true they asked him to withdraw. That alone is enough. And it is obvious, as they do NOT deny it that they called donors and asked them to hold off. Drying up someon's money because you want another candidate and then using the excuse you didn't raise enough, stinks. And it also stinks that Paul asked Sherrod for permission initially and Sherrod said go ahead, he wasn't running. Hackett refused to do that to the other congressional candidates and I respect him for it. Call it politics as usual if you like but it still isn't right and a so called "liberal" like Brown ain't gonna win in Ohio. I hope I am wrong but I think Hackett"s military backgrounf and straight talk would have gotten the Repuke vote. Sherrod's vapid "intellectualism" won't work statewide. But whatever. Keeping quiet and not acknowlwdging the nastiness won't make it go away. Sherrod Brown hasn't even reached out an olive branch to Hackett and asked for help. Hackett said he would help if asked. That also says something!

[Democrats proving that they are just...DUmmies.]

Typical behavior for state party Dems. WV has the same problem.

[WV can't Hack It either? Oh, do tell!]

This wouldn't have happened if Brown didn't reverse course. It was poor performance of Brown to say he wouldn't run and then change his mind long after Hackett got the gears in motion and say he would run, which rendered Hackett's efforts as pointless. All that money sunk into arranging a campaign, planning, etc. wasted because Brown reversed course.

[You...you mean a Democrat actually LIED? I'm shocked. SHOCKED!]

Well, somebody swiftboated Hackett and that is the fact*. And fact # 2 is that the same people who asked. Hackett into the race under cut him once he was in. Chuck Schummer take your bow.

[Encore! Encore for Chuck the Shmuck!]

Brown is now damaged goods, an elitist candidate for the Democratic money people, and that's the fault of many Democrats, but Hackett is not among them.

[Actually a lot of other Democrat candidates are also damaged goods.]

I won't watch MSM, especially hardball, but did he really trash brown?

[Yeah. It was BEAUTIFUL!!!]

The story inside Ohio will be issues, not this inter party drama. I don't like how Hackett handled his withdrawl but this will pass. The sky is not falling.

[Wipe that cloud from your head.]

I wouldn't give Sherrod Brown a nickel.

[Sherrod Brown is just $10 away from being the next senator from Ohio.]

In some ways the OLD way of selecting candidates was best. Smoke filled rooms of guys pre-selecting candidates based on strengths and support. It's worked for republicans ever since WE quit doing it.. I take that back..we still DO it, only we do it in public now, and PROVE how stupid we can be..

[We is STUPID!]

The Repukes in Dem's clothing, the DLC have hijacked our party.
F*ck the DLC.
F*ck Brown.
And for that matter, F*ck Hackett for bowing out.

[That's a pretty broad F-brush you have there.]

Brown was supposed to be out of the picture. Brown lied. The political whores that make up the DLC have the blood of Hackett's murdered campaign all over them. The DLC, swiftboated Hackett because they want their candidates to run unopposed. They want someone who'll promote and push their "centrist" agenda. The DLC are sado-masochists, they have Terminal Perpetual Stockholm Syndrome.

[TPSS is now listed in the medical journals.]

If Brown wasn't a two-faced lying sack of shit, and hadn't been fellatting the DLC scumbags, we'd be getting ready for the next Hackett rally this weekend

[No freebie hot dogs and Democrat Kool Aid this weekend.]


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KEYWORDS: demprimary; dummies; hackett; ohio; paulhackett; sherrodbrown
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To: PJ-Comix
Paul Hackett: Thanks For Nothing

Yeah, ya big lug! Lotsa help YOU turned out to be!

Course, two days ago we thought you were GREAT. . . .

21 posted on 02/21/2006 5:57:05 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (But that was then. . . .)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Groan
22 posted on 02/21/2006 6:01:24 AM PST by Talking_Mouse (Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
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To: PJ-Comix
Yep, he's a real team player.


23 posted on 02/21/2006 6:03:39 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (He's a playuh.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The ultimate irony: The reason Hackett was asked to drop out was in order to avoid a nasty fight between Brown and Hackett and spare the voters and embarressment to the Democratic Party....

Hee hee hee!

24 posted on 02/21/2006 6:07:43 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Can't avoid it!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Poor Hackett...discarded by the Dems into the trash like an overseas military absentee ballot.


25 posted on 02/21/2006 6:16:01 AM PST by Wristpin ("The Yankees announce plan to buy every player in Baseball....")
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To: PJ-Comix
Which means the happiest guy remains Karl Rove.

Bush: "Oh, Turdblossom, you crack me up, man!
This has got to be one of your best ones yet!"

26 posted on 02/21/2006 6:17:25 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Rove sees all, knows all, controls all.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Repukes in Dem's clothing, the DLC have hijacked our party. F*ck the DLC. F*ck Brown. And for that matter, F*ck Hackett for bowing out.

Whatsamatter, poor widdle DUmmie, those anger management courses not working out? It helps if you pay attention in class!

27 posted on 02/21/2006 6:21:28 AM PST by NRA1995 (If feminists are so smart, why do they need masturbation workshops?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Well, gee whiz, life stinks....no Hackett, no Fitzmas, no Cheney or Rove resignations, two more conservative Supreme Court justices....DUmmie lurkers, and we KNOW you're here, don't you EVER get tired of being in the Charlie Brown position?


28 posted on 02/21/2006 6:26:09 AM PST by NRA1995 (If feminists are so smart, why do they need masturbation workshops?)
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To: PJ-Comix
The all-powerful Lord Rove is happy to blend into the background, looking to all appearances like just some nerdy little mouse of a man. But in reality, Karl Rove is the Keyser Soze of politics, controlling all and striking fear into the hearts of his enemies.


29 posted on 02/21/2006 6:26:51 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Rove sees all, knows all, controls all.)
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To: PJ-Comix
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Comin' through!"


30 posted on 02/21/2006 6:28:10 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Rove sees all, knows all, controls all.)
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To: PJ-Comix
SHUT UP, HACKETT.

[SPEAK UP, HACKETT.]

Has the Green Party selected its candidate yet?

31 posted on 02/21/2006 6:31:01 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (GO, PAUL, GO!)
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To: PJ-Comix
F*ck the DLC. F*ck Brown. And for that matter, F*ck Hackett for bowing out.

I hear that Skinner is going into business selling his DUmmies special keyboards with spare "F" keys that can be inserted as the old ones wear out.

32 posted on 02/21/2006 6:33:36 AM PST by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: PJ-Comix
he should be a good boy and wipe the KY off his butt and crawl into a hole somewhere. . . .

Is that you, benburch?

33 posted on 02/21/2006 6:35:49 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (And "good boy"?)
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To: PJ-Comix
he should be a good boy and wipe the KY off his butt. . . .

I thought he was in OH, not KY.

34 posted on 02/21/2006 6:37:18 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Cincinnati's on the border, I know. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
FreedomAngel: He doesn't know anything about politics And it's so obvious he can't handle peer pressure. Gee, shouldn't you have learned that by high school? Just because someone serves their country doesn't mean they know politics.

Exactly. Hackett was a poor campaigner, had no patience for "boring" issues that the voters wanted to discuss. He had no business seeking a Senate seat. He would have lost. Listen to the DLC, they know what it takes to be a majority party. "We hate Republicans and everything they stand for" is not going to swing the middle to your side. Neither is "We hate Bush".

35 posted on 02/21/2006 6:37:20 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix
Chuck Schummer take your bow.

Chuck the Shmuck does not use bows and arrows. He prefers guns.


36 posted on 02/21/2006 6:45:07 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Chuckie, get your gun.)
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To: PJ-Comix
They flipped all the [Ohio] reform initiatives from WINNING by 2-1 margins (a landslide by any definition) to LOSING by 2-1 margins.

Okay, fess up. Who here went ahead and used the new Diebold Hackware before it was out of beta testing? Bad Freeper! Bad!

37 posted on 02/21/2006 6:47:12 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Charles Henrickson

"he should be a good boy and wipe the KY off his butt and crawl into a hole somewhere. . . ."

With this kind of talk, and talk of fellating each other, I believe the Dems have a one track mind.


38 posted on 02/21/2006 6:54:10 AM PST by westmichman (Please pray with me for global warming)
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To: Charles Henrickson
But in reality, Karl Rove is the Keyser Soze of politics

Beautiful.

39 posted on 02/21/2006 7:13:35 AM PST by Politicalities (http://www.politicalities.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 50!!!


40 posted on 02/21/2006 7:34:34 AM PST by confederacy of dunces (Workin' & lurkin')
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