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DUmmie FUnnies 02-13-06 ("This Mark Warner, he's nice but he's freaking BORING AS HELL")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 13, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/13/2006 2:39:49 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: franksolich

Hi Frank,
How are things on the frozen prairie? We're freezing down here in Florida, for gosh sake's. Glad to see a DUFU today, I thought I'd have to suffer DUFU withdrawals.


41 posted on 02/13/2006 3:32:26 PM PST by The Right Stuff
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To: franksolich

Not so sure about Hillary's chances, myself. The "name recognition" sword cuts both ways, and recent polling shows, what, about 44-51% say they absolutely will not vote for her (depending on the poll). The RATs might be spooked by that number.

But then I forgot - Karl Rove has WILLED that Hillary WILL be their candidate! Muah-hahahahahaha!


42 posted on 02/13/2006 3:32:26 PM PST by Purrcival (What? Cheney shot someone in a hunting accident, but the guy will be OK? OK. Next.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Apparently Warner was one of the founders of Nextel. But, get this, he used his connections as a Senate aide to Chris Dodd, to form Nextel and work with a lot of other cell phone companies.


43 posted on 02/13/2006 3:34:42 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 50


44 posted on 02/13/2006 3:35:35 PM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: The Right Stuff
How are things on the frozen prairie?

The prairies--actually, the Sandhills--aren't freezing, and alas for us, because we really could use some wet stuff--either snow or rain--in the ground.

We had minus temperatures the first week of December 2005, and since then, it's been circa 35-50 every day, even as high as 70; there was actually one day in January when Nebraska was warmer than Lost Angeles or Phoenix.

And this, here in Nebraska.

But in all seriousness, some white stuff would not hurt, and the more the better.

45 posted on 02/13/2006 3:36:52 PM PST by franksolich (dreaming of a white Easter in Gamvik)
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To: PJ-Comix

Crouching Warner, Hypno Tizer

46 posted on 02/13/2006 3:38:35 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Boring-Warner.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Mark Warner reminds me a little of some BORING dentist that a cousin of mine married named Miles. The first time I met the guy, I was bemused by how BORING this guy was. In fact, me and another cousin, Cousin Jerry, stayed up half the night laughing our asses off telling "Little Miles" jokes. The theme of these jokes was how incredibly boring Miles was.


47 posted on 02/13/2006 3:42:43 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
While he isn't a great speaker I do like how he interacts with people.

"Wake UP, people! I want to interact with you!"

48 posted on 02/13/2006 3:44:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Boring-Warner.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I'm wondering, if Warner ever campaigns in South Florida, I should attend the event. Then when Warner painfully tries to make small talk with us ordinary folks, I should tell him the story of the guy drinking that rum drink at a public urinal just to see his reaction.


49 posted on 02/13/2006 3:45:56 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Saw Him Once. Warner was being interviewed when I saw him, and he was...well...he was waffling.

I saw him on a piece of toast:

It's a sign.

50 posted on 02/13/2006 3:46:47 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Boring-Warner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Let's see, Warner or Shillary...

What a choice!

51 posted on 02/13/2006 3:47:07 PM PST by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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To: PJ-Comix
I do think Kerry is a better speaker.

That's sad. Really.

52 posted on 02/13/2006 3:48:09 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Boring-Warner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The charisma needs to be cultivated...

Sorry, DUmmie...Charisma is something that you either have, or you don't. I don't think it's something you can "cultivate".

53 posted on 02/13/2006 3:48:37 PM PST by Purrcival (What? Cheney shot someone in a hunting accident, but the guy will be OK? OK. Next.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This DUFU was a pleasant surprise after reading that there wouldn't be one until Wednesday. Thanks, PJ!


54 posted on 02/13/2006 3:52:00 PM PST by Purrcival (What? Cheney shot someone in a hunting accident, but the guy will be OK? OK. Next.)
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To: PJ-Comix

P.S. I think I could have done without the story about the drunk at the urinal, however. Ick! Way too much info.


55 posted on 02/13/2006 3:52:42 PM PST by Purrcival (What? Cheney shot someone in a hunting accident, but the guy will be OK? OK. Next.)
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To: Fenris6

"They do have a funny fundraising graphic on their site though. LOL."

Whose site? Link, please.


56 posted on 02/13/2006 3:54:52 PM PST by Purrcival (What? Cheney shot someone in a hunting accident, but the guy will be OK? OK. Next.)
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To: Purrcival

The DU site itself - linked under "Thread" in PJ's post. Its a graphic of a boxing glove extending to hit Bush. Pretty creative & funny.


57 posted on 02/13/2006 3:58:19 PM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix

"In trying to oust an incumbent, personality traits are absolutely essential..."

The President is going to run again in 2008??!! This IS Breaking News!


58 posted on 02/13/2006 4:07:36 PM PST by decal (Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval")
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

"Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?"


59 posted on 02/13/2006 4:14:45 PM PST by Purrcival (What? Cheney shot someone in a hunting accident, but the guy will be OK? OK. Next.)
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To: Fenris6

D'oh! Thanks...


60 posted on 02/13/2006 4:15:24 PM PST by Purrcival (What? Cheney shot someone in a hunting accident, but the guy will be OK? OK. Next.)
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