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DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-06 ("When we're all locked in detention camps together...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/07/2006 4:57:41 PM PST by PJ-Comix

One of the givens of DUmmie Fantasy is that we live in a Fascist State and that the "progressives" are about to be sent away to detention camps. Yes, I know the paranoia is completely laughable but such is the mental state of DUmmies whose life experience does not extend much further than opening the slot at the bottom of their basement door so Mommy can slide in pizza rations to them. Therefore, it is FUn to read this chip-on-the-shoulder THREAD titled, "When we're all locked in detention camps together, will the freepers...finally admit to us that we were right and they were wrong?" I'm not sure if this means only the DUmmies locked up in detention camps or DUmmies and Freepers locked up in such locales. In any event, let us all take a deep plunge into DUmmie paranoia represented as usual by Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if the DUmmie detention camp will be named Camp Granada, is in the [brackets]:

When we're all locked in detention camps together, will the freepers...finally admit to us that we were right and they were wrong?

[I'll make that deal BUT ONLY if you agree to admit that WE (Freepers) were right and the DUmmies were wrong if you are NOT locked up in detention camps. Therefore the day when Bush leaves office on January 20, 2009 (even though it is a GIVEN in DUmmieland that Bush won't be leaving on that date) you have to post a DUmmieland thread stating that Freepers were right and DUmmies were wrong.]

they would be delighted claim we should be exacuted because we hate Amerika

[Naw. I prefer to keep my DUmmie ants alive and well. Without them, the DUmmie FUnnies would lose its comedy material.]

Freepers will be the "trustees" and oven operators...some things never change...

[It would never go beyond the current status: DUmmie Ant Farm operators. It is FUn to watch my DUmmie ants through the internet glass.]

If there was a fascist coup tomorrow who would resist? More importantly, how many people would try to prevent their neighbours being bundled into vans and driven off?

[Bye-bye! Give my regards to Detention Camp Grenada.]

This shit is no joke anymore. When Halliburton/KBR can put out a press release on their website that boldly claims that they are going to receive our tax dollars to set up detention camps, the game is just about over. Get your passports in order, folks. You know, just in case.

[Would you like rice pilaf with your orange glazed detention camp chicken? Oh, and WHERE is that Halliburton detention camp link?]

when we're in the "religous re-education" camps it'll be too late to re-think opposition to the 2nd Ammendment.

[Attention all Druids! Detention Camp Grenada will have mandatory Oak Worship Service on Wednesday nights following the bingo game in the moonlit grove!]

there won't be any freepers in the camps, they will either make the proper decision to go down guns blazing or pledge allegience and become full fledge brownshirts.

[Gee! And I was so looking forward to the FUn of Detention Camp Granada.]

Unfortunately, I think they'll be the stoolies in the new Reich Wing...

[Attention! Attention! There is a DUmmie Ant loose in Ward 8!]

No they will either be enjoying the jobs we left behind or working at their new jobs as our guards.

[It's been my life's dream to stand guard over a bunch of slovenly DUmmies slurping down rice pilaf and orange glazed chicken while making sure the air conditioning in their Detention Camp Grenada rooms is set just right.]

Can we get vegetarian meals?

[Nothing is too good for our DUmmie inmates. Would you like bean sprouts with your lithium?]

Sure there are plenty of edible greens and grass growing by the fence, since you will only be given food once a week.

[You will be allowed to knaw on the wild okra. Hey, you're even welcome to chew on raw Oprah if you wish.]

Honestly, I'd love to be able to tell the Freepers that we were all wrong, that none of it was happening and that there was no threat to our liberty, our country or our way of life. Sadly, I can't

[Why not since you ARE wrong and NONE of it is happening (in the REAL world) and there is NO threat to you liberty as long as you don't make common ground with Al Qaeda.]

Will be be able to watch NASCAR on the detention camp TV?

[Yes, but only on weekends. Detention Camp Grenada life is harsh.]

Oh god not that! Freaking dissolve my limbs in an acid bath but don't make me watch NASCAR.

[It's either that or we torture you by turning your A/C down to 68 degrees.]

I'll need a satellite feed for watching the Carolina Hurricanes.

[Sure, no problem. Plus you will get HBO and the Porno channels.]


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Lucky the latest Comcast mass outage is over so I am able to now post this.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 02/07/2006 4:57:44 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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WAY #1!!!


3 posted on 02/07/2006 4:58:22 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (WOOHOO!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 5?


4 posted on 02/07/2006 4:58:28 PM PST by gate2wire
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


5 posted on 02/07/2006 4:58:35 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Certain_Doom
WAY #1!!!

I spoke too soon.

6 posted on 02/07/2006 4:58:59 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (BOOHOO!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

wow...can't believe I'm here so soon!

Cindie


7 posted on 02/07/2006 4:59:31 PM PST by gardencatz (I may not look tough...but I raised a US Marine!)
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To: PJ-Comix

7?


8 posted on 02/07/2006 4:59:37 PM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!?


9 posted on 02/07/2006 4:59:56 PM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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Top FIFTEEN!!! :)


10 posted on 02/07/2006 5:00:59 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe they can finally relate to the Club Gitmo inmates


11 posted on 02/07/2006 5:01:20 PM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: PJ-Comix
When we're all locked in detention camps together, will the freepers...finally admit to us that we were right and they were wrong?

Are you kidding, we will be laughing our asses off at the locking up of all the moonbats.

12 posted on 02/07/2006 5:02:10 PM PST by Always Right
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No they will either be enjoying the jobs we left behind

No Dummie, I gave up my paper route at 13. Not looking back.

13 posted on 02/07/2006 5:02:37 PM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
Top Twenty.
14 posted on 02/07/2006 5:03:06 PM PST by rzeznikj at stout (This is a darkroom. Keep the door closed or you'll let all the dark out...)
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To: PJ-Comix

"When we're all locked in detention camps together"

From his lips to God's ear :)


15 posted on 02/07/2006 5:03:29 PM PST by BeHoldAPaleHorse (Tagline deleted at request of moderator.)
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No they will either be enjoying the jobs we left behind...

What jobs? Hanging out in Mom's basement chatting online with chicks doesn't qualify as a job.

16 posted on 02/07/2006 5:04:19 PM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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No they will either be enjoying the jobs we left behind or working at their new jobs as our guards.

I would never stoop so low, at this late stage in my life, as to take a job flipping burgers... and, trust me, poppet: I'd gladly PAY for the opportunity to be your "guard."

17 posted on 02/07/2006 5:04:43 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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The 2 about guns were interesting....

I thought it was Holy Writ that guns are evil just for existing. Now they say they would be wrong for opposing the 2nd "Ammendment" (sic) and that FReepers would PROPERLY go down in a blaze of glory.

They are for far Left they have arrived at the Right!

Buahhahahahaha


18 posted on 02/07/2006 5:06:14 PM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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19?


19 posted on 02/07/2006 5:06:38 PM PST by jdm
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No they will either be enjoying the jobs we left behind

How can you leave behind jobs when you don't work?

This is creepy stuff. These people have rich fantasy lives. No wonder they're all pervs.

20 posted on 02/07/2006 5:07:02 PM PST by Darkwolf377
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