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DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-06 ("When we're all locked in detention camps together...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/07/2006 4:57:41 PM PST by PJ-Comix

One of the givens of DUmmie Fantasy is that we live in a Fascist State and that the "progressives" are about to be sent away to detention camps. Yes, I know the paranoia is completely laughable but such is the mental state of DUmmies whose life experience does not extend much further than opening the slot at the bottom of their basement door so Mommy can slide in pizza rations to them. Therefore, it is FUn to read this chip-on-the-shoulder THREAD titled, "When we're all locked in detention camps together, will the freepers...finally admit to us that we were right and they were wrong?" I'm not sure if this means only the DUmmies locked up in detention camps or DUmmies and Freepers locked up in such locales. In any event, let us all take a deep plunge into DUmmie paranoia represented as usual by Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if the DUmmie detention camp will be named Camp Granada, is in the [brackets]:

When we're all locked in detention camps together, will the freepers...finally admit to us that we were right and they were wrong?

[I'll make that deal BUT ONLY if you agree to admit that WE (Freepers) were right and the DUmmies were wrong if you are NOT locked up in detention camps. Therefore the day when Bush leaves office on January 20, 2009 (even though it is a GIVEN in DUmmieland that Bush won't be leaving on that date) you have to post a DUmmieland thread stating that Freepers were right and DUmmies were wrong.]

they would be delighted claim we should be exacuted because we hate Amerika

[Naw. I prefer to keep my DUmmie ants alive and well. Without them, the DUmmie FUnnies would lose its comedy material.]

Freepers will be the "trustees" and oven operators...some things never change...

[It would never go beyond the current status: DUmmie Ant Farm operators. It is FUn to watch my DUmmie ants through the internet glass.]

If there was a fascist coup tomorrow who would resist? More importantly, how many people would try to prevent their neighbours being bundled into vans and driven off?

[Bye-bye! Give my regards to Detention Camp Grenada.]

This shit is no joke anymore. When Halliburton/KBR can put out a press release on their website that boldly claims that they are going to receive our tax dollars to set up detention camps, the game is just about over. Get your passports in order, folks. You know, just in case.

[Would you like rice pilaf with your orange glazed detention camp chicken? Oh, and WHERE is that Halliburton detention camp link?]

when we're in the "religous re-education" camps it'll be too late to re-think opposition to the 2nd Ammendment.

[Attention all Druids! Detention Camp Grenada will have mandatory Oak Worship Service on Wednesday nights following the bingo game in the moonlit grove!]

there won't be any freepers in the camps, they will either make the proper decision to go down guns blazing or pledge allegience and become full fledge brownshirts.

[Gee! And I was so looking forward to the FUn of Detention Camp Granada.]

Unfortunately, I think they'll be the stoolies in the new Reich Wing...

[Attention! Attention! There is a DUmmie Ant loose in Ward 8!]

No they will either be enjoying the jobs we left behind or working at their new jobs as our guards.

[It's been my life's dream to stand guard over a bunch of slovenly DUmmies slurping down rice pilaf and orange glazed chicken while making sure the air conditioning in their Detention Camp Grenada rooms is set just right.]

Can we get vegetarian meals?

[Nothing is too good for our DUmmie inmates. Would you like bean sprouts with your lithium?]

Sure there are plenty of edible greens and grass growing by the fence, since you will only be given food once a week.

[You will be allowed to knaw on the wild okra. Hey, you're even welcome to chew on raw Oprah if you wish.]

Honestly, I'd love to be able to tell the Freepers that we were all wrong, that none of it was happening and that there was no threat to our liberty, our country or our way of life. Sadly, I can't

[Why not since you ARE wrong and NONE of it is happening (in the REAL world) and there is NO threat to you liberty as long as you don't make common ground with Al Qaeda.]

Will be be able to watch NASCAR on the detention camp TV?

[Yes, but only on weekends. Detention Camp Grenada life is harsh.]

Oh god not that! Freaking dissolve my limbs in an acid bath but don't make me watch NASCAR.

[It's either that or we torture you by turning your A/C down to 68 degrees.]

I'll need a satellite feed for watching the Carolina Hurricanes.

[Sure, no problem. Plus you will get HBO and the Porno channels.]


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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! Definitely have to go back to work on the Podcast prep tonight. Need to showcase such songs!


161 posted on 02/08/2006 4:23:14 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Not take baths, or mess the house with
Jack Chick tracts;

Hey! I'm a big fan of Chick tracts. But for the "wrong" reasons. I find Chick's stuff written and drawn in such a bizarre manner that it is actually entertaining. At Calle Ocho parade a couple of years ago, I found tons of Spanish language Chick Tracts all over the ground and scooped a bunch up.

162 posted on 02/08/2006 4:26:21 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
When we're all locked in detention camps together

You know... first it was going to be detention camps for gays. Since that didn't happen, rather than realize they were being silly, they just go even further overboard and say detention camps for all "progressives"...

163 posted on 02/08/2006 4:35:24 AM PST by kevkrom ("...no one has ever successfully waged a war against stupidity" - Orson Scott Card)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks for adding me to the 'ping' list. This is definitely the way to read the moonbats. Reading them direct is like taking a bath in mud -- or worse! This way is much funnier!


164 posted on 02/08/2006 4:39:00 AM PST by LibertyLee (George W. Bush--now more than ever)
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To: Purrcival

and M&Ms for snacks! Maybe we'll pick them up at the organic cow pellet farm...


165 posted on 02/08/2006 4:52:05 AM PST by LibertyLee (George W. Bush--now more than ever)
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To: PJ-Comix

What makes them "womyn" is they need to attend self-pleasure seminars, per my tagline. And they complain about men being too stupid to stop and ask for directions!


166 posted on 02/08/2006 5:03:37 AM PST by NRA1995 (If feminists are so smart, why do they need masturbation workshops?)
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To: NRA1995

So "women" (or "womyn") is short for "without men"?


167 posted on 02/08/2006 5:41:26 AM PST by Charles Henrickson ("w/o men".)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I guess......


168 posted on 02/08/2006 5:43:22 AM PST by NRA1995 (If feminists are so smart, why do they need masturbation workshops?)
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To: gate2wire
Of course not DUmmie, Big Macs and super-sized fries for everyone And bacon for the terrorists. NO. Make that fatback.
169 posted on 02/08/2006 5:47:59 AM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: bushinohio
Wrong on number 4. they are willing to sacrifice you for the good of the planet, as they see it, mver themselves.
170 posted on 02/08/2006 5:51:01 AM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hahahahaha!!!

Now I'm going to have that tune stuck in my head all day.

We need "Camp Rummy" t-shirts!


171 posted on 02/08/2006 6:13:43 AM PST by confederacy of dunces (Workin' & lurkin')
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To: Clemenza
Force them to watch reruns of Davey and Goliath, Family Affair, and Little House on the Prairie.

Oooohhh, that's cruel. I like the way you think.

172 posted on 02/08/2006 6:28:32 AM PST by confederacy of dunces (Workin' & lurkin')
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To: PJ-Comix
I think they're more likely to be locked up in insane asylums.

If there were to be detention camps Freepers could and would fight back. We have guns, they don't. Maybe we'll visit them.

173 posted on 02/08/2006 6:30:53 AM PST by tiki
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To: PJ-Comix
This shit is no joke anymore. When Halliburton/KBR can put out a press release on their website that boldly claims that they are going to receive our tax dollars to set up detention camps, the game is just about over. Get your passports in order, folks. You know, just in case.

As usual, in true Michael Moore form, some DUmmie takes a bit of truth and spins it into a tin-foil-hat theory.

KBR AWARDED U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY CONTINGENCY SUPPORT PROJECT FOR EMERGENCY SUPPORT SERVICES

This contract is for temporary detention facilities for the immigration problem, something that was talked about months ago because we cannot detain all of the non-Mexicans that cross the border.
174 posted on 02/08/2006 6:46:58 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty (Wrong is wrong even if everybody is doing it; Right is right even if no one does it.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
I'm just curious, what would a DUmmie-run detention camp look like?

A lot like the sexual harassment training you have to go to when you start a new job.

175 posted on 02/08/2006 7:14:28 AM PST by nina0113 (We got permits, yes we DO! We got permits, how 'bout YOU?)
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To: PJ-Comix
If there was a fascist coup tomorrow who would resist?

I'd step up and defend the Republic while you DUmmies stayed hidden in your basements. I'm a sheepdog, it's what I am.

176 posted on 02/08/2006 7:15:32 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (GOP Blend Coffee--"Coffee for Conservative Taste!" Go to www.gopetc.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
No they will either be enjoying the jobs we left behind or working at their new jobs as our guards.

Why would I want your job as a pizza delivery boy?

177 posted on 02/08/2006 7:18:05 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (GOP Blend Coffee--"Coffee for Conservative Taste!" Go to www.gopetc.com)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Why would I want your job as a pizza delivery boy?

For one reason, the tips are better for delivering pizzas than the gratuities they're DUmmyBUddies get as Kroger bag boys.

Actually, I don't think the reference to jobs in their paranoid ravings means the same thing that we would mean by the term "jobs". In their little DUmmyworld existence, a job is anything that interferes with pecking out misspelled, barely intelligible DUmp posts on a basement keyboard. Taking garbage out to the curb for Mom once a week is probably considered to be a full time job in DUmmythink.

178 posted on 02/08/2006 8:20:20 AM PST by epow (Life is not a choice, it's a gift.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh my gosh, PJ I didn't know you used to live on the Left Coast. UCLA is my alma-mater. We lived in Redondo Beach.


179 posted on 02/08/2006 8:30:34 AM PST by The Right Stuff
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To: Charles Henrickson
Bravo!


180 posted on 02/08/2006 9:03:03 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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