DUmmie FUnnies 02-02-06 ("Cindy Sheehan Does NOT Speak For Me")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 2, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[skimask]

Karl Rove is running the Inquisition from his super double secret cubicle in the basement of the White House.

[KC_Conspirator]

'Scuse me, Rasta, SHE's got Clitzpah! and Ruggerson needs to go crawl under a rug at this point in time......

Another sophomoric term that I bet came out of some feminazi academic coursework. Down with the phallocracy!

[franksolich]

Maybe you don't really know Cindy Sheehan. She has done more for us than you might know. Walking the halls of Congress, pleading with our representatives to do the right thing.

You know, as I was reading this--too quickly, as usual--it struck me this DUmmie makes Candi Crawford (or whatever her name is) look as if a janitor, walking the halls, mopping the floors, shining the brass, reminding passers-by where the wastebasket is, whatnot.

I have no idea; I just get strange "images" when I read things too quickly.

[MoochPooch]

Re: Google Search

This is a joke, right? You didn't really find this on the web?

[BlessedByLiberty]

"She doesn't care about whether Democrats get hurt in her crusade."

Too many people see Sheehan's gorilla protests as the Left using her, it is my belief that it is the other way round. The attempt to package her as sympathetic tragic figure failed simply because she is her own leftist grievance complaint against American society.

The leftist coalition is made of disparate desperate people and factions; each believing they have a grievance more important than the next faction. Handlers and politicians have pandered to this desperation for their own exploitive gains and political ambitions.

Sheehan serves as another wake up call to pols that the Leftist factions can no longer be controlled, pacified or handled and have gained complete control over the democrat party. Kerry flew from Davos to pander and once again proved he is no more than an aging hippie in an expensive suit.

It's going to come as quite a shock to Mrs. Clinton, Kennedy, Kerry and the rest to find out that they are no longer LEFT enough, no longer ANTI enough to pacify this movement. They are truly limo liberals swanning around the ghettos pandering for votes.

Sheehan is the ghost of the old hippie days of the Clintons', Woolsey, Kerry, Kennedy, Stark, et al., and she will haunt them to further irrelevancy.

[gardencatz]

Cindy SPEAKS FOR ME IMPEACH THATBABY KILLING RAT BASTARD

This from a charter member of the abortion-of-the-month club.

My ISP went down yesterday morning for the day JUST as I was about to post this DUFU edition so it might be slightly stale.

Fear not, PJ...their entire life philosophy was stale about 3 decades ago.

Cindie

[BlessedByLiberty]

Dean/Sheehan '08

Now, that's the ticket!

[NRA1995]

LIHOP ALERT! LIHOP ALERT! Randi Rhodes is beginning to believe in LIHOP, so the thread goes on DU:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2434288

[Purrcival]

(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)


LOL!! LOVE this tag line!

[Purrcival]

"... with a rigged election supervised by Jimmy Carter..."

And Jimmuh Cartuh will undoubtedly declare that rigged election to be "fair". The only "rigged" elections are those in the U.S. that are won -- "stolen", in the eyes of the DUmmies -- by Republicans.

[Purrcival]

DUmmieLand's banner last night said that their site would be down this morning for updates until about noon.

[postaldave]

am i the only person who laughs when i here a leftist demorat call bush a baby kiler? irony.

[Purrcival]

To have fellow DUers attacking each other so viciously when we should be united after the SOTU is simply disgraceful. The freepers that frequent this board must be laughing their asses off.

We certainly are!

[buffyt]

She should be sent to:

Just a fun day at the German torture museum.

[Purrcival]

Yeah. I liked the part where Woolsey claimed that she "didn't know" there was a dress code in the House chamber. A Congresswoman since 1993, and she "didn't know"?

No, she knew full well about that, and she gave the sainted Mother Sheehan, Grieving Mother (how do you do that superscript, Charles?) the ticket, fully expecting her to disrupt things. The point was to create a situation where they could beat the drum about "Bush's Gestapo Police State", denying this grieving mother her right to "free speech". Too bad a Republican Congressman's wife was removed from the chamber the same thing. Sort of stole their talking point.

[Purrcival]

DUmmie mantis49 says, re: Randi Rhodes:

She's talking about what they knew, when they knew it, and why didn't they stop it? Said "Who would have benefited from letting it happen?" I listen to her several times a week and she's always backed away from conspiracy until now. Usually says she's not ready to go there. This is springing from SOTU, when * said if he had the power to eavesdrop before 9/11, they could have prevented it.

Huh? How does one reach the conclusion that Bush must have known about 9/11 and let it happen, from his SOTU statement that if the NSA terrorist surveillance program had existed before 9/11, they might have been able to identify at least some of the hijackers in advance? He's clearly saying that they DIDN'T know about it in advance!

DUnces.

[Fintan]

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What did she do to protest? A f*cking t-shirt? Give me a f*cking break. A shirt does not a protest make. Be realistic here. Do you honestly believe that wearing a t-shirt should get you arrested?

Be grateful she left the T-shirt on and hasn't resorted to this. Yet.

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[visualops]

yep..
superscript html tag is SUP (subscript is SUB)

[feefee]

I think I may have been to that museum, is there also some kind of wine museum in the same town?

All I remember right now is that everyone else went off to shop/eat/hang out and my friend and I went to the wine museum and then eventually found the torture museum. For some reason, it took us awhile to find it, we essentially stumbled upon it after giving up.

I may be combining towns and days. I'll have to go google this and see if it jogs the bit bucket.

[Charles Henrickson]

Mother Sheehan, Grieving Mother (how do you do that superscript, Charles?)

Two ways:

1) In Microsoft Word, insert that symbol into a document and then just cut/copy and paste it into your post, like so:
Grieving Mother™

2) Put the HTML tags for "small" and "superscript" around the letters you type in your post (closing up the spaces, of course):
Grieving Mother< small>< sup>TM< /small>< /sup> comes out as
Grieving Mother^TM

These are tricks I picked up from Mary Mapes and Dan Rather.