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DUmmie FUnnies 01-26-06 ("Expose the 'Alito 8' Democratic Senators Who Are Blocking a Filibuster")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 26, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/26/2006 6:41:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The coming ApocAlito is hitting my DUmmie Ants HARD. They are scurrying about the circular mill with ever more furious and DESPERATE speed. Some of them are talking about leaving the country. Others about leaving the Democrats. Pied Piper Pitt wants the Democrats to stand up and WALK OUT of the President's State of the Union Address. And more are now talking about taking out retribution against the Democrats for not filibustering (despite cheerleading support for this antic by the NY Times) the Alito nomination as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Expose the 'Alito 8' Democratic Senators Who Are Blocking a Filibuster." Yes, it will definitely be FUn to visit DUmmieland AFTER the Alito nomination to watch the incredible level of DUmmie Angst and recrimination. I am sooooo looking forward to DUFUing the depressed DUmmies on that occasion (soon). In the meantime, let us now enjoy the DUmmie angst over the ApocAlito in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the circular mill DUmmie Ants go around and around and around, is in the [brackets]:

Expose the "Alito 8" Democratic Senators Who Are Blocking a Filibuster

[Hunt 'em down and run 'em out of office! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

The most likely suspects are the 7 Democrats in the Gang of 14.

Joseph I. Lieberman, Connecticut
Robert C. Byrd, West Virginia
E. Benjamin Nelson, Nebraska
Mary Landrieu, Louisiana
Daniel Inouye, Hawaii
Mark Pryor, Arkansas
Ken Salazar, Colorado

[Let the investigations and recriminations begin! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

Ben Nelson has already said he will vote for Alito. Screw him, but we don't need his vote as long as we get nearly all of the rest.

[GET the rest of them! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

And call the five Democratic Senators who want you to support them for President in 2008. If they want to prove their leadership, they need to lead the filibuster. It only takes 1 Senator to start the filibuster. Call them with a simple message: SUPPORT A FILIBUSTER OR FORGET ABOUT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

Evan Bayh
Joe Biden
Hillary Clinton
Russ Feingold
John Kerry

[That threat won't work since Hillary already has the '08 nomination in the bag...no matter what.]

Naw. It's the Elito 44. How will we know the '8' if the rest don't act?

[Toss the "Elito" 44 out of office. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

We have Jeffords - I think he will support a filibuster

[CALLING JUMPIN' JIM! CALLING JUMPIN' JIM! Has anybody seen him in his office in the Senate bathroom?]

I just got off the phone with Reid's office - NO plan for a filibuster that she knows of. I asked the question two different ways - same response

[And both ways started off and ended with a curse.]

Maybe a good way to flush out the traitors is to tell your Senator you won't support him or her if there isn't a filibuster. That may provoke listing the traitors.

[List the traitors and then SHAVE THEIR HEADS!!! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

You're right about accountability... I just don't know if that is the answer, right now. Any other time, maybe. But the Republican party of today is just plain dangerous. These people are not Republicans. They are not Conservatives. They are the American Nazi Party, and honestly, they scare me. I understand what you are saying, and to a large extent I agree with you, it's just that these Republicans need to be stopped. They really scare me, not the "turrists", them and their Dear Leader

[And we may have a WINNER here for the most WACKJOB DUmmie post of this thread. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

Sad day. Makes me wish I hadn't of had children.

[Is retroactive abortion possible?]

If there is not a filibuster, it is 100% Harry Reid's fault. Pat Leahy said on Ed Schultz that the decision to filibuster lies with Reid. If one doesn't happen, you know who to blame - along with the spoiler senators who would not support one. But Reid should take the lion's share of the guilt - what the f*ck use is a "party leader" who can't lead his party?

[That Leaky Leahy stab in the back sounds like HE will be running for Minority Leader as soon as Reid splits.]

I sure as shit ain't going to spend my time arguing with the DLC, "it's not that bad" "next election we can win" people on DU. You are deluded. I don't know what I'm gonna do-but this shit is a joke. And anybody that excuses and abets these people is shooting themselves. Politics is a f*cking joke. Maybe I'll look at another country-would would you suggest? There is no oppostion party in this country. Not a "party." Not a group. Not with leaders. This vote for Alito-I'm the most pro-abortion person around-don't even need to be mealy mouthed about. BUT Roe v. Wade is nothing compared to the president having ABSOLUTE POWER. Unitary executive. "Signing statements" A King. The congress has no power now. It's getting worse every day. He's already broken law and broken his oath of office and nothing is about it. And now these so called "democrats" are letting him appoint someone to the supreme court for life without fighting with everything they've got-that will give him absolute power in court cases-our only last line of defense against tryanny-and I'm supposed to say it's going to be okay? You must be insane. Because to think you are winning anything again with the Supreme court stacked you are seriously deluded. Game over.

[Game over. Give up NOW! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

We are talking about a fascist dictatorship in the making and Alito would be an important part of that. Let's keep calling the Senators.

[And beating our collective DUmmie heads against the wall. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; alito; alitovote; apocalito; dummies; samuelalito
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To: PJ-Comix
And now these so called "democrats" are letting him appoint someone to the supreme court for life without fighting with everything they've got-that will give him absolute power in court cases-our only last line of defense against tryanny-and I'm supposed to say it's going to be okay? You must be insane. Because to think you are winning anything again with the Supreme court stacked you are seriously deluded. Game over.

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Looks like the DUmmies are about to make the rich a whole lot richer.

41 posted on 01/26/2006 7:17:24 AM PST by shezza (15)
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To: NRA1995

Excuse me, but could you be a little more careful with your pronouns next time? The one you're looking for is "she."


42 posted on 01/26/2006 7:17:56 AM PST by nina0113 (We got permits, yes we DO! We got permits, how 'bout YOU?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Expose the "Alito 8" Democratic Senators Who Are Blocking a Filibuster

SHAME on them for wanting the Senate to just do its job and vote on a nominee!

43 posted on 01/26/2006 7:20:45 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies have Alitosis.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This frantic Ant-ic antic.

Sounds like the goose from Charlotte's Web.

Skinner's Web: They're frantic Ant-ic antic (That's some terrific-radiant-humble Pitt)

44 posted on 01/26/2006 7:22:16 AM PST by shezza (15)
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To: Bahbah
Not surprising to find this attitude at DU.

I'm surprised to find it on FR. This guy believes Conyers!

post 57

45 posted on 01/26/2006 7:22:31 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I hope someone has the "Doom , despair and agony on me" Hee-Haw clip ready. It'll be soooo sweet. Oh, and Walt Starr (along with many others) have vowed not to vote democrat again. Yeah, right.


46 posted on 01/26/2006 7:23:46 AM PST by techcor
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To: shezza

Now there's an interesting idea, read the DUmmie FUnnies to decide what stocks to buy (or sell).


47 posted on 01/26/2006 7:27:59 AM PST by gate2wire (I love Exxon-Mobil and Halliburton)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
The most likely suspects are the 7 Democrats in the Gang of 14.
Joseph I. Lieberman, Connecticut
Robert C. Byrd, West Virginia
E. Benjamin Nelson, Nebraska
Mary Landrieu, Louisiana
Daniel Inouye, Hawaii
Mark Pryor, Arkansas
Ken Salazar, Colorado
Ben Nelson has already said he will vote for Alito.

Ben Nelson and Joe Lieberman are my two favorite Dems in the Senate.

Say what you will about Old Sheets, at least he talks a good game about having respect for the rules and decorum of the Senate. He sees himself as the guardian of the tradition.

As for Mary Moon-Bat (btw, that's my new nickname for her, "Moon-Bat," which is English-Hebrew for "Daughter of Moon"), she's a Dem in an increasingly red state, which means she can't go too far left.

48 posted on 01/26/2006 7:32:00 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies have Alitosis.)
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To: gate2wire
We wish none of you DUmmies would breed.
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There are probably a lot of parents of DUmmies who wish they hadn't bred. Or at least been luckier in their offspring.
49 posted on 01/26/2006 7:32:33 AM PST by Cheburashka
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To: MikeinIraq

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50 posted on 01/26/2006 7:35:53 AM PST by gate2wire (I love Exxon-Mobil and Halliburton)
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To: Phantom Lord
What are the Vegas odds that Skinner will make DU a "closed shop" after the Alito confirmation to keep prying eyes from seeing their comments?
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Good point. If you want to enjoy the post-confirmation hilarity join now, so you can lurk there.
51 posted on 01/26/2006 7:36:04 AM PST by Cheburashka
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To: PJ-Comix
I sure as shit ain't going to spend my time arguing with the DLC, "it's not that bad" "next election we can win" people on DU.

You shouldn't waste their time. Quite frankly, I don't understand why anyone of the DLC mindset would belong to DU - herding Moonbats is a futile effort. The only chance the Dems have of bringing their Party back into this reality is via the DLC.

You think you live in a fascist state, that I'm a Nazi? Try posting your hyperbole rants in Syria.

52 posted on 01/26/2006 7:38:36 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
...the president having ABSOLUTE POWER. Unitary executive. "Signing statements" A King.


GET IT RIGHT DUMMIES.
NOT KING...ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS EMPEROR
CHIMPUS KHAN!!!

53 posted on 01/26/2006 7:39:47 AM PST by luvie (Everyone that doesn't like what America and President Bush has done for Iraq can all go to HELL.-BD)
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To: PJ-Comix
SUPPORT A FILIBUSTER OR FORGET ABOUT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

DUmmie Litmus Test.

Evan Bayh

Or it will be "Evan BYE!!!"

Joe Biden

Bloviatin' Biden IS a filibuster all on his own, without even trying!

Hillary Clinton

Believe me, you do NOT want Hillary doing a filibuster. She will put EVERYBODY to sleep! "Um, uh, you know. . . ."

John Kerry

Ski season is in full swing in Gstaad, so you'll have to leave a message on his machine. But don't worry, John Kerry's got your back.

54 posted on 01/26/2006 7:41:31 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies have Alitosis.)
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To: PJ-Comix
These people are not Republicans. They are not Conservatives. They are the American Nazi Party, and honestly, they scare me.

OK, so the Republicans are "Nazis." But they are also "Neocons," which is DUmmiespeak for the "J" word. Color me confused.

55 posted on 01/26/2006 7:45:15 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies have Alitosis.)
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To: Fenris6
...herding Moonbats is a futile effort.


Herd them? I have a better idea!!

56 posted on 01/26/2006 7:45:17 AM PST by luvie (Everyone that doesn't like what America and President Bush has done for Iraq can all go to HELL.-BD)
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To: LUV W

LMAO. Good one. Where did you find it?


57 posted on 01/26/2006 7:46:49 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix
Makes me wish I hadn't of had children.

What are Mom and Dad upstairs thinking about YOU?

58 posted on 01/26/2006 7:47:03 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies have Alitosis.)
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To: Fenris6

duh, nm, just noticed the addy...


59 posted on 01/26/2006 7:47:25 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Fenris6
Stole borrowed it from someone else! hee-hee! You're welcome to "borrow" from me! :o)
60 posted on 01/26/2006 7:48:12 AM PST by luvie (Everyone that doesn't like what America and President Bush has done for Iraq can all go to HELL.-BD)
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