DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-06 ("Revenge When We Take Back Power")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[visualops]

Hmm. According to Suds and Spirits.com, it's just "Alcoholic beverages cannot be shipped to Alabama, Georgia, Utah, Maryland, Michigan, Tennessee, Indiana, or Kentucky at this time."
So maybe you can order your beer.
This place sells it too:
http://www.tableandvine.com/search.html?query=palma+louca&search_submit=find

[Bahbah]

They have built detention centers for us, too. They're called Home Depot

LOL.

[PJ-Comix]

I can get the Palma Luoca for only $5 per six-pack. Amazingly the BEST beer out there is also one of the least expensive as well.

[SolidusRaccoon]

I love it how they call us brownshirts and fascists, then turn around and have threads like this. They feel that since they are "persecuted", then they are justified in doing any action. School papaer prints something you don’t like? You are justified in stealing all copies and burning them, you have to block the fascist messages, or my personal favorite, sending people away to “tolerance” camps.

[COBOL2Java]

You probably think the new Walmart or shopping mall being built is REALLY a detention center...

Well, isn't it? I mean, Walmart actually requires you to, to, WORK! And, and, they probably have PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS! And those who don't live up to standards are HUMILIATED! (DUmmie shudder)...

[commonguymd]

yep

[COBOL2Java]

Oh, I forgot the worst! That mean, facist [sic], capitalist pig Walmart supervisor gets MAD at you if you don't show up on time! He's not sympathetic to the fact that you spent all night on DU posting witty [sic], thoughtful [SIC] things!

[COBOL2Java]

[And who took a slice out of your brain while shaving your head?]

We could ask Harry Belafonte. The hole in his skull hasn't grown over yet, apparently...

[COBOL2Java]

Sounds like good stuff, I'll have to look for it. Thanks!

[PJ-Comix]

I discovered Palma Luoca during a personal taste test. At a Latin market one day, I bought beers from all over South America to sample them. One bottle of each brand. Some were pretty good. However, when I got to the bottle of Palma Luoca, it was WAY BEYOND the other beers. So good that I thought I bought a freak bottle so I went back to the market to buy a six pack of the stuff. It wasn't a freak bottle. And ever since I have been a Palma Luoca drinker. No other beer comes close, IMHO.

[MindBender26]

Each time I read a DUmmie story, I get the feeling they are all either:

High School kids
"Permanent sophomores " at some college
Angry old hippies
Very rich kids playing with the computer dad gave then
Member of some minority that concentrates on being an "oppressed minority" rather then overcoming any problem they might have.

[COBOL2Java]

I vote for all of the above. Gotta honor diversity, don-cha know...

[COBOL2Java]

They've got a huge, MegaLoMart-type beer & wine store up here in Northern VA. Gonna have to stop by to check them out.

[Fenris6]

Notice how they're never able to name the "damage" that President Bush has done. Just shriek away about Nazis and fascists....

I'm beginning to see why. They only shriek about Nazi's and fascists to justify their own REAL fascism. Shave Ann's head and tatoo a swastika on it? They sound more like Austria's Brownshirts than Americans.

[TerryGale]

Have you ever heard of The Rude Guy? I heard about him on some men's rights boards. He's a strange mix of anti-feminist, anti-corporate, and anti-Bush podcasting out of Maui. He provides text of his podcasts at the site; which may be a good thing. Try as he might, he doesn't have a radio voice. His alleged life-style in a shack on the side of some volcano sounds interesting though.

[PJ-Comix]

BlogSpot slow as molasses AGAIN. It always seems to happen this time of the morning. Also I notice they are making some changes on their site so perhaps that is also the reason. Anyone else having similar problems?

Now back to working on the AM DUFU...

[nina0113]

You probably think the new Walmart or shopping mall being built is REALLY a detention center.]

Well, I don't know...people go INTO the Layaway section, but do they ever come OUT? And what happens to all the ones who drop off their cars for oil changes? Be afraid, be very afraid.

[kevkrom]

Classic DUmmieism...

DUmmie: I really hate, hate, hate those motherf***ing neocons. I hate them, I hate Chimpy McBushitler, I hate Rove, I hate Cheney, I hate their tax cuts, I hate their judges, I hate their agenda, I hate their war, I hate the stupid f***ing morons who f***ing vote for them, I hate everything about them.

Questioner: Why?

DUmmie: Because they're so full of hate.

[PJ-Comix]

Not only is BlogSpot SLOW as molasses but it took me about 5 tries to upload an image. Something wrong over there. I do notice they are having an outage tonight to do some work on their site. Sure hope they can fix it because right now it is FRUSTRATING.

[chesley]

No we don't love them, except maybe in a vaguely Christian sense in one of our mellowed out moods when we are particularly satisfied with President Bush, and feel forgiving. Rare for me with these folks.

These are the same people who brought down the Roman empire, and every great nation so far. They love their comforts to be provided by the taxpayer so that they can spend more time practicing their sexual perversions and thinking wild fantasies of an alternate reality where they are SOMEBODY: powerful, rich, and respected for the vast TOLERANCE and overall goodness.

I don't hate them, but I do despise and loathe them.