DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-06 ("Revenge When We Take Back Power")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

How about this: If DUmmies can't elect a DUmmie president in 2008 we get to butter their butts and call them biscuits.

You seem to be forgetting that dirtybenburch is over there.

He might like that.

[decal]

Confession here.

I always liked PBR - it's good cheap beer to me.

[libs_kma]

"will RETURN every penny, to be distributed among the workforce - retroactively!"

Why did this idiot mention workforce here? That disqualifies 75% or more of the DUmmies.

[CSM]

" Imagine seeing Anne Coulter..."

Uh, OK. Will do.

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Rescind all tax cuts to the wealthy, retroactively! Slam Big Corporations with a bill for the taxes they SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING all along, retroactively! Companies who have outsourced American jobs will not be allowed to sell their products in the United States! Corporations who have cut wages of their workers while awarding themselves huge bonuses will RETURN every penny, to be distributed among the workforce - retroactively!

LOL!!! These people are just plain stupid. They'd turn the U.S. into Cuba's BOOMING economy overnight!

[MEG33]

These people are definitely flying the red flag. They can't possibly think America could work under their scenarios. It would appear that is their aim...to weaken the nation.

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Notice how they're never able to name the "damage" that President Bush has done. Just shriek away about Nazis and fascists....

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I'd like to ask that DUmmie why would we need to build detention centers for them since we shot all of them in the streets back during 2001. At least that's what they said would happen to them if President Bush was elected. They have such short memories.

To really get payback they should just give away the country to some goofy socialist. Oops, I'm sorry. That was their plan when they were in power the last time. Most likely that's why they lost it.

[Lovergirl]

And you will have a bad case of Alitosis.


ROFLMAO!!!!

[MoochPooch]

"Truth & Reconciliation?" That sounds a sensitivity-training group -- you know, the one with the facilitator, of indeterminate gender. Maybe he/she/it will lead everyone after their "confessions" into group hugs.

BTW, I finally tried Sapporo beer tonight at a Japanese restaurant. It was pretty good. (Did I speak heresy?)

Sorry you're having trouble, PJ, finding your favorite brand. The DUmmies might say it's the fault of the evil corporations (if not Bush).

[DocRock]

I saved this one from election night... it sums up the common feelings of most dummies. This seem an appropriate time to post it.



Tell me how you really feel Dummy Lulu

[PJ-Comix]

I checked the website but didn't see anything about Palma Luoca beer. Anyway, they folks who own Palma Luoca must be morons when it comes to distribution. They have the best beer EVER and yet they have such crappy distribution that virtually NOBODY in North America knows about their beer.

[PJ-Comix]

Go for the Blue Ribbon:

I actually do like Pabst Blue Ribbon...but still not as good as Palma Luoca.

[DJ MacWoW]

Do you think this is a DUmmie visiting FR?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1564329/posts?page=14#14

[PJ-Comix]

I am still in search of Flor de Caña rum here in St. Louis.

You still can't find it? I see it in lots of liquor stores down here. The 1.75 liter 4 year old clear Flor de Caña is only about $20 which is about the same price as that for regular Bacardi which, to me, tastes not much better than kerosene.

[wizardoz]

But we ARE building detention centers for them. They're called cafes. They're like a roach motel. Once a liberal has wandered into a cafe, he rarely comes out again.

But beware. They have built detention centers for us, too. They're called Home Depot, and they are very enticing.

[MichiganConservative]

Why wait till they have power back? Why don't they do what they really want to do: go out and vandalize and assault people they disagree with. Oh yeah, we're the ones who are armed.

[BamaAndy]

Man! It's great to see these idiots so miserable! I feel a little like the pain and suffering experienced during the clintoon era is beginning to be compensated. THey really are miserable human beings who believe somehow or another they've been hurt. (Where's the hurt, poor baby?) I love it!

[visualops]

You need a pal in a neighboring state to take delivery of your Palma Louca, or lobby your state legislature.

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/beergeek/palola12br.html

[visualops]

The internet is a wonderful thing, and MO allows interstate shipment and importation of alcohol.

http://www.sudsandspirits.com/liquor/flordecana.php