DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-06 ("Revenge When We Take Back Power")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[kevkrom]

Revenge When We Take Back Power.

There, in a single sentence (or sentence fragment, if you prefer), is exactly why these people should never be allowed positions of authority. "Revenge" via the political system against those they perceive as enemies is bad enough. The idea that they can "take back power" shows that they're not interested in good government, but rather the power that positions of authority bring -- this is just as unsettling.

Fortunately, even if they win the White House in 2008, it looks to be a long time before they'll get majorities in either the Senate or House. And hopefully by then, Bush will have replaced all the USSC judges who are currently near retirement anyway. ;)

[dirtbiker]

Now, they're building detention centers for us!....

No more true now than it was then, but that won't stope (stope?) them.....

[You are especially mocked, as now, in the DUmmie FUnnies. And WHERE are these detention centers being built? You probably think the new Walmart or shopping mall being built is REALLY a detention center.]

Shhhh! I used to work for Walmart. We built the detention centers in the basement.... Detainees are to be used for the cheap labor to make what Walmart sells, thus undercutting the Chinese....

DUmmies HATE this because they would have to perform ACTUAL MANUAL LABOR for the bare necessities to live (food, water, etc.) No "workie", no "lunchie".....

As an added bonus, ALL DUmmies will undergo "de-programing" as a condition of their stay, by listening to conservative talk radio 24-7....

Karl Rove had this planned even before Sam Walton built his first Walmart Superstore....The PERFECT ROVIAN SOLUTION!

[darkangel82]

That troll has now been zotted.

[Bahbah]

What a delightfully devious plot. The detention centers cannot be discovered from the air. How very Rovian.

[DJ MacWoW]

That troll has now been zotted.

That took awhile! LOL

[darkangel82]

It happened around 4:00, when I wasn't here. I came back to check my pings and the troll had already been zotted.

[Mr. Silverback]

OMG, this is the same rumor that surfaced during the Viet Nam war. No more true now than it was then, but that won't stope them.

I remember reading in an article on the 30th Anniversary of Woddstock that the Army brought food in with choppers, and a lot of the hippies thought they were gunships sent to kill them all...Nixon wouldn't pass up a chance to eliminate 500,000 anti-war types, you see.

Dipsticks couldn't even figure out how to feed themselves.

[Once-Ler]

And WHERE are these detention centers being built? You probably think the new Walmart or shopping mall being built is REALLY a detention center.]

They are more frequently called "prisons" and "asylums" by rational people.

[SCALEMAN]

I discovered Palma Luoca during a personal taste test. At a Latin market one day, I bought beers from all over South America to sample them. One bottle of each brand. Some were pretty good. However, when I got to the bottle of Palma Luoca, it was WAY BEYOND the other beers. So good that I thought I bought a freak bottle so I went back to the market to buy a six pack of the stuff. It wasn't a freak bottle. And ever since I have been a Palma Luoca drinker. No other beer comes close, IMHO

How far into the test were you before you got to the Palma? In my beer drinking days, after the 3rd it didn't matter if I was drinking panther pee.

[PJ-Comix]

I spaced it out about an hour between beers. Then just to make sure I was accurate, I went back to the store a couple of days later and bought more Palma Luocas and learned that I wasn't wrong. BTW, I also ran taste tests against Kirin beer. I like Kirin beer but Palma Luoca still came out ahead when I compared the two.