DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-06 (Loser Hippie mopaul Blasts Successful Alito)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2006 | mopaul, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[hattend]

BTTT

[The Right Stuff]

Go, Peej. Voted for you! (only once) Good Luck!

[darkangel82]

Someone Needs To DOSE Him, Bigtime Where's Owsley when you need him? Can you imagine someone slipping some blotter in his water glass during these hearings? Man, that would rock.

Is that a thread against a govt official? That may get you an FBI or Secret Service visit, mopaul.

[hattend]

You grew up

[postaldave]

thanks for sharing that moment with me.
it's almost as good as an "in before the zot"

i remember my first IBTZ, i smiled for days....(grin)

[The Right Stuff]

Not to mention that it was their hero, FDR who ran for an unprecedented FOUR terms - which required the 22nd Amendment to be passed in the first place. Before that, the gentleman's agreement to limit one's time as President to TWO terms was honored by every U.S. President.

[PJ-Comix]

Thanx for the vote!

[darkangel82]

oops, meant 'threat'... also, mopaul once wrote that he 'admired' Osama Bin Laden (posted here)

[Welsh Rabbit]

alito & i are the same age, & i met jerkoffs like him in college

Poor mopaul, you sound bitter. Is your mom giving you crap about keeping your room clean again? Or are you starting realize there's no future in being a hippie?

[Army Air Corps]

"Top 10! I was a friggin hippie and I'm conservative. I wonder what happened."

Just like PJ O'Rourke. He says that he was a hippie until he grew up.

[PatriotGirl827]

You grew up! Which is the normal thing to do. (Not like the DUmmies)

[DocRock]

"Was anyone responsible caught after this horrible ' stunt '."

Nobody was ever brought to justice for the horrible crime. Be sure and warn your kids to watch their drinks.

[imskylark]

"Be sure and warn your college age kids to not leave their drinks unattended. I mean it."

That happened to a friend's son. It took him a couple of years to get back to normal. His mind was pretty messed up. He's a great guy. I am really grateful that he came out okay.

[NapkinUser]

"during the vietnam war they were always in the rotc and they blindly supported nixon and the war and they screamed at the dirty hippies and they were all the same tight assed pukes who hated to see anyone have any fun or make any waves."

Like firebombing Princeton's ROTC building?

[TheGeezer]

I was a friggin hippie and I'm conservative. I wonder what happened.

Um, maturity? Common sense? Reason? Honesty? Personal dignity? Respect for others? Man, I could go on and on!

[carlr]

They were figuratively wedgied by "the hippies" who were apparently having all the fun in college while they were good little brownshirts.

And they still don`t see the irony of the fact that their useless,worthless,"lets have fun" mindset has brought them to the point where all they yearn for has been lost.

Now they rant and curse because the hard work of others has brought them to the top while the DUmmies still swirl in a cesspool of self pity,bitter at the failure they have bought for themselves.

[PJ-Comix]

I picture DUmmie mopaul as being somewhat like Rupert Pupkin in "The King of Comedy" when Rupert's mother would disturb him while in the basement performing his fantasy comedy act. Likewise, DUmmie mopaul is in his mommy's basement when she yells thru the door that it is time for dinner and mopaul screams back: "MA! I CAN'T LEAVE THE COMPUTER SCREEN NOW WHILE I'M RAGING AGAINST THE SYTEM!!!"

[Hawk1976]

Voted for you PJ.

Notice how the DUmmies say they want war, notice how they say that want to spike a man's drink? They are way over the line, they want to do violence to anyone who doesn't see like they do, it's disgusting. Of course, this is why the FUnnies are so good.

[Ditter]

Mopaul's comments have given me a mental picture of him. He is one of those 60's hippies who still wear their hair in a pony tail with a rubber band around it, only by now they are bald on top and the p-tail is streaked with gray. There is probably an unkempt mustache hiding part of his face and he drives an old POS vintage car maybe a VW bus. He scrounges around and collects junk for a living and hates anyone who is successful at anything. I think I saw him today and BTW he has BO.

[Choose Ye This Day]

They have lost all hope! They know Alito is a shoo-in! They are this close to Mass DUmmie Depression! Now they have to resort to plotting the induction of psychotropics in Judge Alito's drinking water!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!