DUmmie FUnnies 01-02-06 (Even Leftists Laugh At Pied Piper Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 2, 2006 | Doug Thompson, Assorted Leftists, and PJ-Comix

[Incorrigible]

Bump for RSS feeds!! (Not sure on the tech problem though.

That's some nice info you uncovered about Cindy Al'Sheehan and Pitt!

Pitt did some wild twisting during the Scamdy event.

[Kaslin]

Doug Thompson is a registered FReeper.

I don't think he's anymore

[Charles Henrickson]

". . . telling people things they wished were true, instead of telling people what is actually true," Pitt said.

And Pitt does. Witness the Day(s) When Everything Finally Changed.

". . . the entire alt-media. . . ."

Alternate-reality media, of which Pitt is a practitioner.

[PJ-Comix]

I know you are just getting started, Charles but WAIT until you read about Pitt's double dealings with Kucinich and Kerry. I didn't know about this before but have now been brought up to speed on this THANX to all those non-koolaid drinking leftists out there.

[reformedliberal]

This all reminds me so much of the 70s Progressive political scene. There are always these conniving people who are angling for their 15 minutes or for some paid sinecure on the back of the true believers. It is rarely the warm bodies who discover they are out only for themselves. The cadre is so full of those who have successfully accomplished what the tyros can only dream about, that they usually spot their kindred a mile or two away.

There is only so much slop in the trough at any one time, so the big pigs make sure to keep any newbies away. Of course, they are also always nipping at each other and scarfing each other's food any chance they get. but then, of course, they are pigs.

This post brought back memories of the events that disgusted me on the left.

Thanks, PJ. I love that now these controlling self servers can have their machinations and cat fights right out in the open. My fervent prayer for decades has been: "May they reveal themselves to the world for what they really are." DUFU should be nominated for a Congressional Medal of Honor!

[PJ-Comix]

I am wondering if anybody else is having similar Blogger.Com problems out there. Blogger first started acting strange when I tried to log in to fix a link. Couldn't do so until I restarted my computer. But then after I logged into Blogger.com and try to republish the post with the corrected URL link, I got that message about the archives problem that I posted above. Anybody else having this problem? Maybe it is all due to us entering the New Year but who knows?

[PJ-Comix]

Thanx. Most surprising was that IndianaGreen, a LONG TIME DUmmie Moderator has been Tombstoned from DUmmieland due to conniving by Pitt. That really struck me since I know IndianaGreen to be a died in the wool Leftwing Loon in Good Standing. And yet even HE was DUmped due to the machinations of Pitt.

[Charles Henrickson]

"They have never, not once, quoted a source by name."

Funny, Pitt (you who proclaim yourself to have a photographic memory for conversations), the other day when you talked to PJ on the phone and he identified himself as being with "DUmmie FUnnies"--funny that you then NEVER, NOT ONCE, mentioned "DUmmie FUnnies" by name in your follow-up "essay," but instead inaccurately identified him as "some DUer who doesn't like me much."

Also, all we get for identification of the bouncer from New Orleans who was key to your stupendous conversionary "dialogue"--all we get is "Ty," no last name, no name of the bar (other than it being "my bar")--and yet you lay down a $10,000 challenge for anyone to disprove the veracity of what you have written. Well, buddy boy, how are we supposed to do that if you are short on facts? Fly to Boston? Right. And go where? Ask for whom? It was a silly bet to begin with--a no-lose proposition for you. How do we know "Ty" was what you claim he was like "pre-conversion"? Or that he isn't "in your pocket," so to speak?

[Charles Henrickson]

He taught English lit and journalism at some trendy private school near Boston. . . .

The blind leading the blind.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Doug Thompson of Capitol Hill Blue. Okay, Doug, your credentials are verified. You definitely are a Leftwinger.

Doug Thompson or William Rivers Pitt?

Pot meet kettle.

Kettle say hello to pot!

Do not highlight below if you are the squeamish sort.

Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones

A plague on both their houses

[Mark was here]

Doug Thompson is a registered FReeper.

Time to impeach a President

By DOUG THOMPSON
Jan 2, 2006, 08:26

I’ve always felt impeachment is the nuclear option of politics; a drastic action we call in after all else fails. That’s why I’ve been reluctant to call for the impeachment of President George W. Bush.

No longer. The reckless, arrogant actions of the man leave me with no choice but to consider that final solution.

Time to impeach the son of a bitch.

---snip---

__________________________

Not for long. He is a scumbag.

[PJ-Comix]

Not to sound like a nag but does anybody know the solution to my Blogger.Com problem I mentioned in Reply #16 above? Hopefully this is only a problem that everyone is only temporarily having due to the switch to the New Year and will be fixed by the Blogger.Com folks. However, since that Blog is so important to me, I am worried about what happens the next time I attempt to post a new DUFU edition there.

[PJ-Comix]

Well, at least Doug Thompson has established his bonafides as a leftwing loon. Oddly enough that gives his attacks on Pitt MORE credibility.

[Charles Henrickson]

his father is chairman of the Democratic Party in Louisiana.

Two corrections: "was" and "Alabama." (Charles) Redding Pitt was forced to resign as chairman of the Alabama Dems for being such a COLOSSAL FAILURE.

[Charles Henrickson]

before Billy Pitt crawled out of his mother’s womb.

He's still crawling--out of watering holes in Boston late at night.

[Charles Henrickson]

Will Pitt, public figure, is a crass impediment to any political progress.

Shhh! Don't tell anyone!

BTW, that would make a good tagline.

[Charles Henrickson]

Will Pitt, public figure, is a crass. . .

Short for "crawling ___"?

[freedumb2003]

Top 50?

[hattend]

BTTT

[Charles Henrickson]

"He became anti-occupation when Cindy Sheehan nailed his ass." WP had written an essay on why America needed to stay the course. . . . Cindy very publically corrected him and told him what a disservice he was doing to the anti-war movement. WP backpedaled, explained what he "really" meant, and has now become anti-occupation since birth.

That's our Pitt, backpedaling as fast as he can!

SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"

Self-recanted evening,
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you'll see him
Recant once again.

Self-aggrandized weaving,
Bloviating windbag,
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He'll write to the left--
That's left to go right--
Will's so busy dancing,
He can't sleep at night.

Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.

Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter--
Will Pitt's in our thread!

Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt's swing and miss,
Then he'll discover
He can't recant this!