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DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-05 (Pied PIper Pitt's Fictional Response To DUmmie FUnnies)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2005 | William Rives Pitt and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/30/2005 5:24:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: DJ MacWoW; PJ-Comix
it's hysterical that they're all crying "OMG! It IS a Freeper!" and don't realise they just proved Pitt lied when he said: Today, apparently, some DUer who doesn't much like me. . . . He REPEATEDLY claims you to be a known DUer.

It shows Truth-Seeking Journalist Pitt is either lying or incompetent--take your pick--and yet they don't care. Just like with his betrayal of Andy.

161 posted on 12/30/2005 3:30:59 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt has not slept since April.)
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To: DJ MacWoW; PJ-Comix; commonguymd

Pitt killed Andy, you know. His questioning of Andy's claims opened the floodgates of doubt, delayed Andy's surgery, and ultimately killed him. That graveyard rat.


162 posted on 12/30/2005 3:34:01 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Employing DUmmie logic.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

(Pssst...Whatever else Pitt may be, he's not gay.)

The pic of him and the lookalike who were caught mugging it up on camera pretending to kiss was just them playing around. Pitt had a fiance of some years duration and they broke up, tried to get back together and then broke up again. He got reamed (punny, punny!) on DU for spending $600.00 on a evening out with her until he explained it was her birthday and part of the money had gone to buy her a watch as a gift.

Pitt, if you're reading this, I'm not stalking you and yes, I know way too much about you. I can only plead insomnia and needing something to do to put me back to sleep in the wee hours of the morn.


163 posted on 12/30/2005 3:37:47 PM PST by Sally'sConcerns (Native Texan, now in SW Ok..)
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To: DJ MacWoW
Thanks for the fun. It always a scream when you poke your ant farm with a sharp stick!

They turn into swirling, raging fire ants, don't they?


164 posted on 12/30/2005 3:41:29 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Our DUmmie Ant Farm!)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; Mr. Silverback
"Ty is indeed a mouth-breathing idiot of Cletus the slack-jawed yokel proportion."

You gonna take that from him?

165 posted on 12/30/2005 4:24:04 PM PST by Charles Henrickson ("Cletus the slack-jawed yokel"?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Ha ha, I never get tired of seeing that pic!


166 posted on 12/30/2005 4:24:16 PM PST by KJC1
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To: feinswinesuksass
Pitt himself has TOLD us where this bar is! One-to-two minutes of Googling spills the beans:

I spent the entire division series, the entire American League championship series, and the entire World Series sitting in the same bar (Bukowski's Tavern) on the same stool (fourth from the right) drinking the same beer (Pabst Blue Ribbon) with the same dinner (beef stew). . . .


167 posted on 12/30/2005 4:34:04 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (On toothout.org)
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To: PJ-Comix
I've never even been to Boston...ever.

You're not missing much. The place is full of hairy women and (spit) Red Sox fans. But I repeat myself.

168 posted on 12/30/2005 4:39:00 PM PST by Straight Vermonter (John 6: 31-69)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
Ty said, "Every word Will wrote was truth. He quoted me exactly. I don't need motherf*ckers calling me at work. F*ck off." I can just picture "Ty" reading this off the card Pitt wrote out for him. Of course, that fresh, crisp $20 bill in Ty's pocket didn't hurt

After quite some time reading through this thread and all the links here and elsewhere, I agree 100%.

Ty should know that Pitt was the one who publicly posted Ty's name, city and occupation. Pitt was the one who asked folks to VISIT Ty's place of business, not just call.

It seems to me that Pitt got a little frightened when PJ offered to read to Ty what Pitt posted. Perhaps he realized how stupid he made Ty sound in his post and didn't want Ty to hear what he posted about him. Probably a good idea; maybe Ty would have gotten to use his bouncer duties, after all.

So, he stuffs a few bills in his pocket, and tells him what to say, never allowing Ty to hear what he posted. Assuming Ty is as dumb as Pitt portrays - that he couldn't find it himself later when he gets to a computer to read for himself. LOL!

In my mind, Pitt owes PJ some money. If Ty were to read what was written about him, I'd bet money he would dispute it, lol.

169 posted on 12/30/2005 4:41:19 PM PST by JLO (www.operationminnesotanice.com)
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To: Straight Vermonter

Hey now! Boston's not that bad. Wife & I had a good vacation there. Went during the Stanley Cup playoffs [Dallas Stars first, the triple overtime one]. I stupidly wore my Stars jersey around town - prob the only reason I didn't get beat up was because the Stars were facing a team that had knocked Boston out of the playoffs. Was funny walking around the pier - every hour or so, out of nowhere, some Boston accent would yell "Kick their ass tonight Dallas! Go Stars!" LOL. Fun crowd.


170 posted on 12/30/2005 5:10:20 PM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

How about a 'Please come to Boston' parody.


171 posted on 12/30/2005 5:34:07 PM PST by SCALEMAN
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To: PJ-Comix
The FUnniest thing about our conversation is how VEHEMENT that Pitt was in denying that he EVER even spoke to ANYONE from A.N.S.W.E.R. even though his PDA worked with them to organize the September rally. Actually he denied it twice. Yeah, I believe that Pitt remained hermetically sealed from A.N.S.W.E.R. and remained virgin pure. I BEEEEEELEEEEEVE!!!

This might be what you you are looking for.

"William Rivers Pitt Falls Into War Party's Trap One of the most vocal opponents of the US invasion and occupation of Iraq, William Rivers Pitt of Truthout, has fallen into the trap set by the War Party.

Pitt declares: If we haul stakes and leave, we risk having the country collapse permanently into a Balkanized state of civil and religious war that will help to create a terrorist stronghold in the mold of Afghanistan post-1989. This is the trap the War Party sets every time they invade a country. They create a quagmire, then argue that it will be a disaster if we leave.

During the Vietnam War, many in the Antiwar Movement argued against immediate, unconditional US withdrawal for exactly the same reason, that it would create chaos. Cries of "Negotiations Now" competed with the principled "Out Now" stance of committed antiwar activists.

But Pitt forgets this important point: the US has no right to control the future of the Iraqi people, at any time. His argument that we can't let Iraq become a balkanized or unstable government is identical to the neocons' current argument for staying in Iraq.

Pitt asks to hear feedback from his supporters on what to do to resolve his dilemma: It truly is a perfect storm Bush and his friends have dropped us into, and there are no easy answers. "Leave now!" is the wrong answer, but so is "Stay!" Please tell him."

http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:5C7ChJmy038J:www.antiwar.com/blog/comments.php%3Fid%3DP1903_0_1_0+%22william+rivers+pitt%22+%22a.n.s.w.e.r%22&hl=en

172 posted on 12/30/2005 5:41:20 PM PST by JLO (www.operationminnesotanice.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Pitt's weaseling and spinning would be pitiful if it weren't so comical.

"I don't like ANSWER's politics. I never have any direct contact with them. I just co-organized a protest with them because they draw huge numbers, and we needed the visibility. So, I'm not linked to them, nor is PDA."

Doesn't wash. Sorry. That's like the ProtestWarriors co-sponsoring a huge demonstration with the American Nazi Party or the Klan, because "they know how to draw a crowd."

Sorry, Mr. Rivers Pittiful, but there IS such a thing as guilt by association.


173 posted on 12/30/2005 5:58:38 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You know, he could have just as easily said, "my conversation with the bouncer at a/the bar." He could have even said, "at a/the bar I frequent." But Pitt consistently refers to it as "my" bar. Of course, as the most famous and important patron of this establishment, Pitt feels entitled to call it that.

It's hilarious the way the DUmmies have built a cult of personality around Pitt in their little domain. Sure, we have some prominent Freepers who are more prolific and popular than others, but if anyone tried posting vanities here in the arrogant, authoritative tone Pitt does on DU, they would be cut down and ridiculed for their egotism immediately.
174 posted on 12/30/2005 6:13:30 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Charles Henrickson

"I call it truthout the window.org"

Because of its bizzaro bent I'm surprised it isn't referred to as truth-out-to-lunch.borg.

Thanks for the songs. I can still break myself up remembering your Scamdy zingers. "I've got your pancreas."

Please continue your mission of mirth. It's very important to the well-being of all of us; after all, "a merry heart is a continual feast."
b


175 posted on 12/30/2005 6:18:34 PM PST by Barset
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To: RabidBartender
ROFL - That Pitt guy is really losing it, PJ

I don't think so, RB. One cannot loose what one does not possess.

Describes Pitt to a "t": never had it, never will....(In more ways than one...)

176 posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:46 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Pitt himself has TOLD us where this bar is! One-to-two minutes of Googling spills the beans...

shoot, i have pictures of pitt n' pals here, but i'm not sure which bar they were taken in. i'll go see if i can find the original thread in which they appeared.

177 posted on 12/30/2005 6:20:37 PM PST by feefee (rovian salt carrier)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm still chuckling over Pitt's fictional assertion that I'm in the DNC. He had to adjust his tinfoil hat to come up with that doozie.

Adjust it? I think he ATE it for that bit of fiction.

BTW, they have found a link between aluminum and Alzheimer's. This may be the connection between tinfoil hat DUmmies and their (menial) mental capacity...

178 posted on 12/30/2005 6:25:10 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: PJ-Comix

http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:5C7ChJmy038J:www.antiwar.com/blog/comments.php%3Fid%3DP1903_0_1_0+%22william+rivers+pitt%22+%22a.n.s.w.e.r%22&hl=en


179 posted on 12/30/2005 6:25:46 PM PST by JLO (www.operationminnesotanice.com)
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To: commonguymd
lol... Someone is not drinking the kool-aid....

...or taking their meds...

(This is what happens when the voices in their heads stop talking to them...)

180 posted on 12/30/2005 6:29:14 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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