DUmmie FUnnies 12-29-05 ("The post impeachment administration: Powell-Gore?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 29, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Straight Vermonter]

IPA is India Pale Ale.

Unless he is really desperate then it could be IsoPropyl Alcohol.

[Watery Tart]

Take a step back, PJ. It's much simpler than all that.

He's been waiting his entire life for this moment! After all, how often does a guy get to dress up like Judge Smails's niece, Lacy Underall, and say, "Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?"

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Or look at this another way. Remember X42's "writing" project?

Chapter 1

I was the governor of a small Midwestern state. I had heard these stories, but I never thought they could ever happen to me.

I stayed late in my office one Friday night, when there was a knock at the door. When I opened it I saw two of the most

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Just read this through the looking glass....

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[dirtbiker]

Another classic WilliamPitt post wherein he's able to recall the entire long-winded conversation exactly word-by-word (with appropriate quotation marks), wherein he deigns to wise up an otherwise unknowing looby. EXACTLY! That was the dead giveaway on this fraud. NOBODY can remember conversations that precisely to give detailed quotes later.

The only way I this could happen is if WP had a tape recorder in his pocket, or is FEMALE! Lord knows WOMEN NEVER forget ANYTHING.....

My guess is that Pitt was preaching his leftist spiel to this bouncer and the bouncer politely humored him by nodding his head up and down which Pitt interpreted to mean total agreement supplemented later by EXTENSIVE DETAILED quotes

Ty's nodding is "bouncer" for "Get away, kid. You bother me." (Most effective if done with a W.C Fields voice...)

I would love if some enterprising reporter from the Boston Herald tracked down this Ty guy for verification.

Now THAT'S funny! Someone in the media ACTUALLY taking time to VERIFY a story.....

I'm sure Ty wouldn't be hard to find since I don't expect there are many large bar bouncers originally from New Orleans named "Ty" in Boston.

If "Ty" is his real name..... He probably told moonbat Pitt that just to be rid of the blathering idiot....

[dirtbiker]

Sen. George Allen of Virginia would be my choice at this point, to take office on January 20, 2009

Mine too, but I sure would miss him as my Senator....He was a fine governor to boot, much better than the one we have now, and the replacement we'll be getting in January....

[dirtbiker]

I think Pitt is an alcoholic, crying out for help

Alcoholic or not, I's say some of him is "pickled", and it isn't his liver....

[dirtbiker]

Since Pitt is censoring and screening Ty's phone calls, perhaps a registered letter copy of the postings from Pitt would be in order?

Nope, send it "Restricted". Only the person the letter is addressed to can sign for it if it's "restricted". Anybody at the address can sign for "registered" or "certified" letters.

Might want to send it "return receipt requested", just to make sure he got it.....

[dirtbiker]

I reminded him of his posting defending having to work with A.N.S.W.E.R. but, on the phone, Pitt claims he NEVER had any dealings personally with ANY member of A.N.S.W.E.R.. He emphasized this to me twice.

I guess it all comes down to what the definition of "is" is......

[Amityschild]

My question about Ty...why is a bouncer in a Boston bar working in the afternoon? Is that usual?

I love this DUFU!

[commonguymd]

Lol. Maybe Christopher Parker got married and he is now known as Lucy Ramerez? Never know with some of those blue staters.

[commonguymd]

Sounds good to me. One last thing that should be added is a nice picture of ole windbag kissing his boyfriends.

[commonguymd]

HAHAHAHAHA

He can remember an entire conversation but can't remember who he talked to correctly, and DON'T YOU DARE ASK OR PM him for the name!!!! Lmao

Anyway, it sounds like you asked him for a podcast. lmao. And again he ends it talking about Ty being a liver eating rube of sorts. I would send that post to him too.

[commonguymd]

From that thread:

WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-30-05 03:31 AM
Response to Reply #27
28. We have his number
I just don't want this thread to get locked for a) calling someone out, or b) talking about a banned member.


Looky here - starting to throw out those subtle empty threats. Heck, Will's daddy is losing power in Alabama so he can't go running to him to beat up these mean people that called him a liar.

[hellinahandcart]

This is too embarrassing, even for DU. Can't believe they let a thread this whacked stay up. I am cringing. CRINGING. LOL

[Amityschild]

I'm confused by the turn in events. Didn't Will dare anyone to prove the story wrong? For 10K? Wouldn't that involve tracking down Ty?

[commonguymd]

You are definately not confused. Will just keeps changing the story and his tune. The Ding Dongs over there never know the difference like when Will killed one of his friends but later rewrote the story to make himself look like a hero. The dummies didn't know the difference from one day to the next.

[Amityschild]

I just read through the late, late night thread (Pitt works best at night). Apparently, to claim this 10K you must come to Boston and confirm the story. So typically DUmmie. A technicality.

And he calls his recollection of the conversation an ESSAY at one point. Well, which is it? Truth or Fiction?

The ants are stirred! Way to go, Peej!

[PJ-Comix]

The latest DUFU edition, where I resond to Pitt's post from last night is now up and running HERE.

[PJ-Comix]

The Ding Dongs over there never know the difference like when Will killed one of his friends but later rewrote the story to make himself look like a hero.

' You have a link to this? I didn't hear about that piece of Pitt fiction yet.

[commonguymd]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3672828


Just historical perspective.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

IPA = India Pale Ale. Brewed with an excessive amount of hops to help preserve it for the long boat trip from the colonies to India. It is an "American original" recipe.

Taste is quite clean and very bright. The "hoppy-ness" makes it both a good thirst quencher (after a dusty softball game!) and excellent with chicken and fish.