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Semi-News: Police Seize Forged Ballots Headed to Iraq
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 16 Dec 2005 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/20/2005 8:42:48 PM PST by John Semmens

Less than two days before nationwide elections, the Iraqi border police seized a truck that had just crossed from Iran filled with thousands of forged ballots.

The Democratic National Committee issued a statement condemning the seizure. “This is the same type of attempt to suppress the vote that we saw in Ohio in 2004,” said the statement. “Obviously, Republicans will stop at nothing when it comes to winning elections.”

The statement demanded that all ballots be counted.

The White House admitted to being stumped by this latest onslaught from the Democrats. “These are ballots being smuggled in from Iran,” President Bush said. “Why on Earth should they be counted in the Iraqi election?”

The DNC dismissed President Bush’s question as but another example of the pattern of lies and deceit from the administration.

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dnc; iran; iraqvote; satire

1 posted on 12/20/2005 8:42:50 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
“These are ballots being smuggled in from Iran,” President Bush said. “Why on Earth should they be counted in the Iraqi election?”

LOL! I remember you. ;*) Good job!

2 posted on 12/20/2005 9:01:30 PM PST by Just A Nobody (I - LOVE - my attitude problem! WBB lives on. Beware the Enemedia.)
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To: Justanobody

Al Gore? Paging Al Gore?


3 posted on 12/20/2005 9:05:14 PM PST by Loud Mime ("Have you ever sat in a room with more than one lawyer?" - - Tony Snow)
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To: Loud Mime

As long as they are not military ballots they should be counted! ;*)


4 posted on 12/20/2005 9:08:51 PM PST by Just A Nobody (I - LOVE - my attitude problem! WBB lives on. Beware the Enemedia.)
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To: John Semmens
This smuggling operation was a clever ruse.The real forged ballots were coming in from Chad.
5 posted on 12/20/2005 9:29:42 PM PST by smoothsailing (68-69NamVet-NEVER FORGET)
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