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DUmmie FUnnies 12-01-05 (DUmmies Demonize MAVERICK Joe Lieberman)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 1, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/01/2005 12:37:05 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Have you ever noticed that whenever a "moderate" Republican disagrees with conservative positions, he/she is hailed by the media as being a "maverick?" However, whenever a Democrat offers a contrary view to the prevailing liberal line you will NEVER hear of the media applying the "maverick" label to this person. Usually such apostates are treated as kooks such as the case with Zell Miller or are just flat out ignored as what happened this week with Joe Lieberman. If a Republican senator had expressed opposition to the Bush Iraq policy, that senator would have been HAILED in the media and would be invited to appear on all sorts of interview shows. In Lieberman's case, he is being treated as a non-person by the media. Although ignored by the mainstream media, the DUmmies are looking upon Lieberman as a treacherous Emmanuel Goldstein. Yes, they are lined up in front of their computer screens screaming HATE in the direction of Lieberman as you can see in this THREAD titled, "'We Do Have a Plan' (Iraq - Lieberman)" as well as this THREAD titled, "Lieberman in Iraq - American forces will remain until mission complete." So let us now watch the DUmmies begin the Hate Week proceedings in Bolshevik Red while screaming at the screen image of Lieberman while the commentary of your humble correspondent, picturing Pied Piper Pitt as Inner Party Member O'Brien, is in the [brackets]:

Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman, just back from Iraq, wants President Bush to give the American people details about the progress being made in that country - from military triumphs to the proliferation of cellphones and satellite dishes. But Lieberman, D-Conn., who spent Wednesday and Thursday in Iraq, saw strong evidence that a workable American plan is in place. "We do have a strategy," he said. "We do have a plan. I saw a strategy that's being implemented."

[According to that Hartford Courant article, Lieberman is NOT in lockstep with the liberal Democrats. He MUST be tombstoned from the Senate!!!]

The plan is to kill off enough militants and dissidants so that the US armed and trained neo-colonial regime can more or less control the country. Although I'm sure in Lieberman's fevered brain this somehow means peace and stability.

[Shame on Lieberman for not defining the terrorists as "dissidents."]

Hey Lieberman, go F* yourself! change party already. Whining stinking bastard!

[You are hereby appointed as the Group Think Leader of the Hate Week Festivities.]

How do we go about kicking him out of the party?

[All who do not engage in GroupThink MUST be PURGED!]

he is really getting Dems in CT upset with his BushCo apologist rhetoric and a lot of us want him GONE

[Lieberman's failure to completely follow the Party Line is making you soil your diapers.]

How can he allow himself to be nothing but a tool for the Bush war machine?

[Rovian Mind Control?]

I always wondered what the pukes found while cleaning up the anthrax. what a great way to get access to all those offices and computers. By the way have we caught the anthrax mailer yet. No reason, he did his job well for the rePukes.

[I wonder if Karl Rove filed a 1099 form for the anthrax mailer's services?]

This is all about Israel wanting a huge U.S. military presence in the ME, and nothing more for Liebershitz. I can't blame Israel for wanting a big bully presence at their back door, so draft-dodger Liebershitz should just be honest about his intentions for BSing us about Iraq.

[You should be more subtle about your hate by calling Lieberman a "neocon."]

Anyone else see the need to purge the democratic party of undemocratic people? Sheesh, what's the use. I just need to move to a country with a somewhat honest government and an impartial informative press.

[You'll love the party purge policy of the People's Republic of North Korea.]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN?????????? He is blatantly propagandizing for this administration--and I want to know why. He came back from Dante's Inferno--and put a flowery glow on it. He lied. I want to know why.

[I repeat: Rovian Mind Control.]

No one I know, left or right, cares in the slightest what he has to say.

[Sorry to inform you but even though the Left is shunning Lieberman, the Right is enjoying the spectacle of him sticking his finger in the Liberal eye.]

Joementum is a tool for the RNC and right wing radio and sites such as free republic - no more, no less.

[And the DUmmie FUnnies! Don't forget the DUmmie FUnnies.]

What was Gore thinking when he went with him as VP?

[What was Gore thinking when he stuck his tongue down Tipper's throat on a convention stage?]

Lieberman is the root of all evil, imho. If Gore hadn't chosen such an asshat as his V. P., then the election wouldn't have been close enough to steal. Good God, he's an idiot....

[Yeah. Lieberman FORCED Gore to act like a shmuck at the 2000 debates after painting Gore's face orange.]

Worst. VP Choice. Ever.

[How about Jack Kemp?]

Joe, shut the f*ck up already, we are all tired of your wanna-be repube... bullshit. that man is a failure and a disgrace to the Democratic party.

[A disgrace to the Democrat party? Sounds like an endorsement for Joe to me.]

Not a popular truth but AIPAC just shovels the money at their whores in both parties.

[Psst! The proper term is "neocons."]

He's just Zell Miller without the spittle and the bulging forehead veins.

[But Zell has better hair.]

Joe is an infiltrate and Uncle Tom for the Republicans. Notice how they trot him out in those most desperate of times to do his best performance of a Democrat. Im sure the 'establishment' shoved spoiler Lieberman on the 2000 ticket. Joe Lieberman is a murderer and a war profiteer. The blood is now on his hands as well.

[Fortunately, spoiler Kerry was shoved onto the 2004 ticket.]

Out of all the people that get sliced & diced here at the DU, Holy Joe gets it the worst. The threads are a mile long, and they are funny. I've never laughed as much as when I've read them.

[Me too. Drooling DUmmie hate-filled spittle is always good for laughs.]

Look how Zarcowi (sic)apologized for hurting jordanians at a wedding.

[Even "Zarcowi" is more beloved in DUmmieland than Lieberman.]

The mission for Joe is the protection of Israel. Will it ever be completed. Israel will not behave towards it's neighbors thus the only solution seems to be the destruction of it's neighbors which Israel's leaders have called for since it's 20th century inception. Look at the quotes made by all of the Israeli leaders since it was created by Britain....they have threatened the death of their neighbors for decades...how will the mission EVER be completed?

[Psst! Say "neocons." Much more polite.]

Dear Joe, please go to Iraq and personally oversee the mission...because you are f*cking useless as a Democratic Senator over here and the cost to our party of your constant right-wing enabling is simply catostrophic...

[Simply "catostrophic" for Liberal GroupThink.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; du; dummies; joelieberman; lieberman
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To: PJ-Comix
If Gore hadn't chosen such an asshat as his V. P., then the election wouldn't have been close enough to steal.

Jeez Louise, are they still peddling this line?

41 posted on 12/01/2005 1:15:39 PM PST by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
Any idea how many finalists in each category? Or how many nominations one needs?

Dunno yet but if the DUFU Blog is nominated, I will need ALL your votes each day commencing this Monday.

42 posted on 12/01/2005 1:17:17 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

You bet I'll vote for DUmmie FUnnies...it's THE place to be to skewer the DImwits! Hope you make it PJ! You deserve it!....and you have such a huge ping list, you should be able to get lots of votes!

I'll be watching for the ping to vote! :o)


43 posted on 12/01/2005 1:17:37 PM PST by luvie (QUITTING IS NOT AN EXIT STRATEGY IN IRAQ...)
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To: meandog

It was probably mopaul or goodboy or one of the other semi-celebrity wackos over there.


44 posted on 12/01/2005 1:18:30 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
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To: LUV W

One thing in my favor is it looks like they are taking steps to eliminate spam voting by making sure every voter registers with Keypad.


45 posted on 12/01/2005 1:18:48 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Good! The DUmmies can't stuff the ballot boxes with dead people here! Make sure your whole ping list is aware of this so they can do their civic/comic duty! :o)


46 posted on 12/01/2005 1:21:09 PM PST by luvie (QUITTING IS NOT AN EXIT STRATEGY IN IRAQ...)
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To: PJ-Comix

They hate the only currently elected Democrat who is a patriot. How suprising is that?


47 posted on 12/01/2005 1:28:34 PM PST by doug from upland (The troops will come home when the mission is complete)
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To: Bahbah

Bahbah, how many ping lists are we on togther? My wife might get mad(;


48 posted on 12/01/2005 1:30:16 PM PST by Springman
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To: PJ-Comix

Under 50?


49 posted on 12/01/2005 1:34:24 PM PST by SCALEMAN
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To: PJ-Comix
The plan is to kill off enough militants and dissidants so that the US armed and trained neo-colonial regime can more or less control the country. Although I'm sure in Lieberman's fevered brain this somehow means peace and stability.

Hey, sounds like a plan to me! Go for it!

That's pretty much what we have to do--kill off the terrorists or cow them into submission. That, or let them blow themselves up till there aren't any left. The more we can control the country, the easier it will be for the Iraqis to take over and govern themselves, and thus the sooner it will be that we can bring our boys home, which is what we ALL want.

Good plan! Glad Senator Lieberman is for it!

50 posted on 12/01/2005 1:49:48 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Joe Lieberman is a rare honorable Democrat.)
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To: LUV W

One problem that I am encountering is that in Internet Options, I set my homepage to the Drudge Report but whenever I set it, the computer resets it back to the emachines webpage. How can I override that? It's the Norton Antivirus saying they prevented an attempt to change my homepage but I WANT my homepage changed.


51 posted on 12/01/2005 1:56:26 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
How do we go about kicking him out of the party?

Well, first you need to kick out all the Dems in the House--save three. Remember that vote the other day that went 403-3 AGAINST an immediate pullout from Iraq? So that will leave you with Cindy McKinney and a couple of other lunatics in the House.

Then over in the Senate, you'll have to kick out Lieberman, yes, but also Ben Nelson and the other half-dozen Dem Senators with half-an-ounce of integrity--as well as those *without* integrity but who don't want to go on record as being cut-and-runners.

So after you guys are done kicking everybody out of your party, you can hold your next Dem convention in a phone booth. And they're not making any of those any more.

52 posted on 12/01/2005 1:58:54 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Joe Lieberman is a rare honorable Democrat.)
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To: PJ-Comix

See if there is a place on Drudge itself that gives you the choice of having it as homepage. See if that works. That's what I did to get FoxNews as my homepage.


53 posted on 12/01/2005 2:04:18 PM PST by luvie (QUITTING IS NOT AN EXIT STRATEGY IN IRAQ...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey Lieberman, go F* yourself! change party already.

Hey, we'll trade you any TWO of our northeastern RINOs (Snowe, Collins, Chaffee, et al.), PLUS McVain, in exchange for Smokin' Joe Lieberman, Cornhusker Ben Nelson, and a governor to be named later.

54 posted on 12/01/2005 2:04:47 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Joe Lieberman is a rare honorable Democrat.)
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To: LUV W

Nope. Didn't see that option. However, I shouldn't have this problem. This is tempting me to download FoxFire once again.


55 posted on 12/01/2005 2:11:51 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
One problem that I am encountering is that in Internet Options, I set my homepage to the Drudge Report but whenever I set it, the computer resets it back to the emachines webpage. How can I override that? It's the Norton Antivirus saying they prevented an attempt to change my homepage but I WANT my homepage changed

Disable the antivirus for a few minutes, go to IE, change the homepage, make sure you hit "apply". Re-enable the antivirus.

56 posted on 12/01/2005 2:16:34 PM PST by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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To: PJ-Comix

Did you have Drudge as your homepage on your old computer? If not...maybe he doesn't allow for it.

Is FoxFire pretty good? I had heard they had lots of problems, but don't know what they might be.


57 posted on 12/01/2005 2:16:54 PM PST by luvie (QUITTING IS NOT AN EXIT STRATEGY IN IRAQ...)
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To: PJ-Comix
How can he allow himself to be nothing but a tool for the Bush war machine?
[Rovian Mind Control?]

"Good, Joe, good! Now as the Vice-President continues to shake your hand, he will quietly slip an envelope into your right coat pocket. That envelope contains your next set of instructions, as well your check from Halliburton."


58 posted on 12/01/2005 2:18:44 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Rove sees all, knows all, controls all.)
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To: LUV W
Is FoxFire pretty good? I had heard they had lots of problems, but don't know what they might be.

FireFox is good, but I don't use it because it is more cumbersome to change the text size on web pages. Opera is also another web browser

59 posted on 12/01/2005 2:18:55 PM PST by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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To: Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
Oops....FireFox! LOL! I don't need anything more cumbersome, that's for sure! Thanks for the info!...hope you were able to help PJ, too!
60 posted on 12/01/2005 2:21:04 PM PST by luvie (QUITTING IS NOT AN EXIT STRATEGY IN IRAQ...)
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