DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-05 ("Why do some people (DU'ers too) think that Communism is the worst?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

The DUmmies want to know about communism? They should read this book. Highly recommended.

[Charles Henrickson]

The only place I can think of that it's worked out is Cuba, and that seems more due to the excellence of Cuba itself and Castro. . . .

"Here's lookin' at you, kid! (Useful idiot. . ..)"

[highlander_UW]

45 million dead babies from abortion and they champion murder as a "right".

Good point...clearly human life is NOT a value for liberals. Any guess how many abortions have taken place under communism? Perhaps they are angry that we haven't slaughtered as many babies as communist countries have.

[Charles Henrickson]

100 Million dead in 50 years is nothing compared to the Bush/Halliburton/KBR panty raid at Aboo-hoo Grabbe.

And I heard the air-conditioning is too cold at Club Gitmo.

Evil b*st*rds.

[Xenalyte]

Honey, that is so sweet of you!

[Charles Henrickson]

14 posted on 11/23/2005 10:48:31 AM CST by dubyaismypresident (THIRTEENTH!!!!)

Missed it by thismuch!

[Charles Henrickson]

Read Acts of the Apostles.

Not really. Even that was voluntary. No state control.

[NonLinear]

"It's funny, really. They pretend to pay me, and I pretend to work."

-Unknown Russian Worker

[Charles Henrickson]

I too have known people who lived in the former Soviet Union. They have nothing good to say about it.

[NonLinear]

Bravo Zulu!

[kevkrom]

Why do some people (DU'ers too) think that Communism is the worst?

I hate being serious on a DUFU, but the fundamental reason why Communism doesn't work is that it ignores the fundamental nature of people. By making individuals subordinate to the artifical construct of the state, it removes the incentives for applying oneself to improving and producing.

In their fairy-tale socialist utopia, everyone is an artist or scientist. But who grows the food? Who volunteers to haul garbage if not to earn money to feed their family? In a society where no person is responsible for themselves, then how can the collective group be responsible for any of the individuals?

[nina0113]

Must be the day everything changed.

Where is Willy-boy these days? Have I missed an edition of the DUFU where he renounces the world & goes off to live on an island, weaving mats & selling them to tourists?

[.cnI redruM]

>>>>If a democracy is communist, there is nothing inherently wrong.


Especially if you Jimmy Carter their to certify all your elections. Then no one can doubt your legitimacy.

[nina0113]

If they ever get rid of Castro & the embargo, the whole country can get their books in the black just by selling off all those old cars. I understand they're all held together with baling wire & bubblegum, but they keep them running somehow. Detroit might want to recruit some engineers from Cuba, too - keeping those cars running with no spare parts requires true mechanical genius.

[Cheburashka]

It's great at making people disappear.

[Cheburashka]

And goodboy is first in their sights! They're gonna wash his mouth out with soap, dress him in a nice little suit, and make him go to church every Sunday.
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He's also going to have to stop cursing like a... well, like a DUmmie.

[Cheburashka]

Wonder what they were hiding about communism? And why they were so threatened by it?
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Well, they didn't want to be murdered, and they didn't want their families murdered. Is that threatening enough? As to hiding, they weren't hiding anything about communism, that was the point.
The moron calls being told the truth propaganda.
Right moron, never learn anything from people with more experience than you. They must be hiding something.

[Cheburashka]

If the DUmmies want to live under communism, why don't they frickin' move?
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They don't want to move. They don't want to be inconvenienced during the fulfillment of their political fantasies. They don't mind all they rest of us being inconvenienced by the fulfillment of their political fantasies.

[luvie]

They are trying their darndest to turn us into what they mistakenly think Communism is and we'd better start fighting against it or we'll wake up to find pictures of the Chia Pet Kimmy or Castro on every street corner!

[Cheburashka]

You do realize that while the car bodies may have been made in Detroit, the replacement engines now in them were probably manufactured somewhere in the Urals?

I don't know, maybe that wouldn't matter to old car enthusiasts...