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DUmmie FUnnies 11-10-05 ("Fired CBS News Producer Unrepentant")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/10/2005 3:56:05 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: commonguymd

"ding dongs" is an appropriate name for them.


81 posted on 11/10/2005 6:40:26 PM PST by darkangel82
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To: PJ-Comix
Another cohost wants to be a Playboy Playmate so I promised her that I would put in a plug for her on the Podcast with a direct appeal to Hugh Hefner. Yeah, yeah. I know. The chance of such an appeal to Hef has a chance of between nil and none of actually working but that is enough to get her to cohost.

Oh, well, that's a lot less than some guys would try to get in return for their dubious assistance toward that goal.... hehehe.

82 posted on 11/10/2005 7:08:27 PM PST by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: LUV W

Your computer should be able to play MP3's. You won't need a MP3 player unless you want to take the DUFU Podcast on the road (which is entirely possible, of course).


83 posted on 11/10/2005 7:50:59 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Nature abhors a vacuum. So do cats.)
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To: steve-b
You could prove to the satisfaction of DU that an aluminum hubcap is King Arthur's crown, if this assertion would somehow damage Bush.

Well spoken. Pity that's too long for a tagline.

84 posted on 11/10/2005 7:52:26 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Nature abhors a vacuum. So do cats.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Wow! I just realized... I'm in with an actual comment before my "brother" Charles Henrickson. Where you at, bro?

Life intrudes.

85 posted on 11/10/2005 9:23:10 PM PST by Charles Henrickson ("Touring the Purple Palace?" Very funny. :^)
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To: Fenris6
They still haven't proven that you don't have sex with sheep.

If that's dirtybenburch you're responding to, I don't think the sheep thing is that far-fetched.

86 posted on 11/10/2005 9:34:57 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWE!!!)
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To: commonguymd

Part of the fun of having delusions is they don't have to be kept straight.


87 posted on 11/10/2005 9:44:24 PM PST by Cheburashka
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To: PJ-Comix
Anyway, that is just one of the planned cohosts. Another cohost wants to be a Playboy Playmate so I promised her that I would put in a plug for her on the Podcast with a direct appeal to Hugh Hefner. Yeah, yeah. I know. The chance of such an appeal to Hef has a chance of between nil and none of actually working but that is enough to get her to cohost.

If she were to have sex with a Jacksonville cheerleader in a public restroom stall, she would have a better chance. Hold it, that might be the theme of a podcast. Her attempting to lure a cheerleader into a bathroom stall.

88 posted on 11/10/2005 9:47:17 PM PST by SCALEMAN (Pelosi is as empty as an Amish Phone Directory)
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ --

Once you've got the podcast up and running, be sure to register it with the Apple iTunes store (even though it's through the store it's free to you and your listeners) -- with the iPod popularity, you'll be exposing yourself to a pretty large market.

89 posted on 11/11/2005 4:39:18 AM PST by kevkrom (Thank you... I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. (And try the veal!))
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To: Charles Henrickson

She was dumber than a box of rocks

C'mon now, that's not fair. Mary's not dumber than a box of rocks. Two boxes, maybe. . . .
________________________________________

Is it necessary to insult innocent rocks like this?


90 posted on 11/11/2005 5:24:06 AM PST by beans36 (Truth, justice and the American way since 1961.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It has been proved to the satisfaction of DU that the docs were legit

I BEEEEEELEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!

91 posted on 11/11/2005 5:33:12 AM PST by NRA1995 (When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
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To: SCALEMAN
If she were to have sex with a Jacksonville cheerleader

She may have more luck with a Miami cheerleader...seems they don't have much to cheer about on the sidelines during a game, she'd probably be bored and looking for somthing to do! :-)

92 posted on 11/11/2005 5:35:55 AM PST by Dooderbutt
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To: PJ-Comix
Are you really going to go podcast? You just might have an audience for it. I wish you the best since I still look forward to DUFunnies!
93 posted on 11/11/2005 8:26:39 AM PST by TheGeezer
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To: PJ-Comix

 

DU home planet...

 

94 posted on 11/11/2005 8:30:04 AM PST by Fintan (One of these days I'll tell you what I really think.)
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To: NRA1995
I BEEEEEELEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!

I can picutre a copy of the memo replacing the UFO picture in Fox Mulder's "I WANT TO BELIEVE" poster.

95 posted on 11/11/2005 10:41:42 AM PST by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: PJ-Comix
DU proved her right. We all know she is right.

Well, THAT proves it for me right there!!!! If it appears on DU, then it must be true.....just like when it appears on the MSM alphabet networks.

Then again, those pink mice I see living underneath my bed are building an alter to sacrifice me to their god....but I digress...

96 posted on 11/11/2005 5:51:45 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: cripplecreek

Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes...

Typical day in the life of a DUmmie...

97 posted on 11/11/2005 6:17:59 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: PJ-Comix

Speaking of Mary Mapes, she was on Cavuto today and I tell you what, I honestly THINK she has a serious personality disorder....


98 posted on 11/11/2005 6:18:49 PM PST by MikefromOhio
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Finally made the top 100! Woohoo!


99 posted on 11/12/2005 8:57:41 AM PST by faq (Read my "faq" page for "Things you may have forgotten about Iraq.")
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To: kevkrom; ReeWalker
Once you've got the podcast up and running, be sure to register it with the Apple iTunes store (even though it's through the store it's free to you and your listeners) -- with the iPod popularity, you'll be exposing yourself to a pretty large market.

Will do. ReeWalker, take note.

100 posted on 11/12/2005 1:02:32 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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