DUmmie FUnnies 11-10-05 ("Fired CBS News Producer Unrepentant")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Will we get to use the Podcast?...and how does it work. I, as you can tell, am not a computer nerd!

Of course! Here is how it will work as of what I know now. You simply subscribe for FREE to the Podcast and the MP3 file of each Podcast is AUTOMATICALLY downloaded to your computer whenever a new DUFU Podcast goes online. Then you can either listen to it via your computer or transfer the MP3 file to an MP3 player. You can listen either directly to the MP3 Player with earphones or listen on your car or other stereo system via infrared from the MP3 device.

The DUFU Podcasts won't be just me reading the DUFUs. That would be redundant. Instead it will be like a conversational radio show with a rotating cohost talking about the DUmmies in particular and a lot of other things in general. Emphasis to be on HUMOR. Plus it will have COMMERCIALS!!! Hey, why not make a buck off DUmmie woes?

[luvie]

AWESOME!!!! Now I will definitely have to invest in an MP3 player! That is gonna be sooooo kewl! This is even better than the DUFU CDs you were thinking of doing!

[steve-b]

It has been proved to the satisfaction of DU that the docs were legit

You could prove to the satisfaction of DU that an aluminum hubcap is King Arthur's crown, if this assertion would somehow damage Bush.

[beandog]

It has been proven to the satisfaction of FR, that DU is full of DUmmies.

[PJ-Comix]

One of my first DUFU Podcast cohosts will be country singer, Barbara Ford. She is completely apolitical and has absolutely no interest in current events. And yet she voted for John Kerry last year because a friend of hers asked her to and because she felt guilty about being a non-voter until then. Therefore I will be getting into a whole shtick about setting up a Barbara Ford Clinic for the Politically Apathetic in which folks like her with no interest in politics can have their self-esteem boosted to the point where they don't feel obligated to vote if they don't care about political affairs. BTW, I really don't think that folks who aren't interested in current events should vote. In fact I hate that stupid slogan about "It doesn't matter who you vote for as long as you vote."

In exchange for allowing to me rag on her case a bit, I will allow Ms Ford to play one or two of her country music songs (she performs at some South Florida events) as well as to plug her VirtualViewHomes.Com website. BTW, if you click on the "Our Television Commercial" button over there, you will see Barbara Ford. Her commercials actually did run on late night TV here.

Anyway, that is just one of the planned cohosts. Another cohost wants to be a Playboy Playmate so I promised her that I would put in a plug for her on the Podcast with a direct appeal to Hugh Hefner. Yeah, yeah. I know. The chance of such an appeal to Hef has a chance of between nil and none of actually working but that is enough to get her to cohost. Oh, and it would give me an opportunity to rag on a pet peeve I have about Playboy Playmates of the past 15 years or so looking artificial... Like I said the DUFU Podcast won't be all politics. The emphasis is on humor.

[Arrowhead1952]

I'm one of the ones who used an IBM Executive typewriter back then. It had proportional spacing.

Besides telling your age, you are also telling lies. After using IBM Executive typewriters since the early 70s for filling out multi part forms, this DUmmie is as full of c*** as a baby's diaper after 12 hours.

I had one in my shop for repair the week this story broke, and it had nei^ther proportional spacing or sup script.

I tried to type that fake memo on that typewriter every way possible, but none fit the "faked but accurate" memos.

[planekT]

The memo was NOT obviously faked. I'm one of the ones who used an IBM Executive typewriter back then. It had proportional spacing.

I'm shocked that this groundbreaking information was never known, until now. /s

[Clemenza]

Drinking the Kool Aid, as usual.

[darkangel82]

Besides telling your age, you are also telling lies. After using IBM Executive typewriters since the early 70s for filling out multi part forms, this DUmmie is as full of c*** as a baby's diaper after 12 hours.

I had one in my shop for repair the week this story broke, and it had neither proportional spacing or sup script.

LOL!!

[Purrcival]

Question, PJ. When someone custom-builds a computer for you, is it under any kind of warranty?

[PJ-Comix]

Hey! When I have the Podcast I was thinking of having one or more mature women on looking for Boy Toys. I bet such a Podcast topic would interest you. Maybe I'll even have a Brickell Ave. mature Colombian woman on who is looking for a Gringo Boy Toy. I bet that would make you want to pack your bags in Seattle and come back to SoFla.

Yeah, the DUFU Podcasts will be about politics PLUS a bit of Jerry Springer type stuff as well.

[Purrcival]

Hanging around women's bathrooms -- AT WAL-MART?????

That makes you ESPECIALLY eeeeeeevil! ;-)

[PJ-Comix]

I don't think even the IBM Selectric had proportional spacing.

[Clemenza]

If you hook me up with the Colombiana, I'll be on the first flight down there.

Actually, I'm down there on a monthly basis anyway.

[PJ-Comix]

Question, PJ. When someone custom-builds a computer for you, is it under any kind of warranty?

It is someone I know so the warranty is as good as your trust in your friend.

[Sloth]

[Lucy Ramirez was really Karl Rove dressed in drag.]

No, Lucy Ramirez is Terrence J. Wilkinson in drag.

[PJ-Comix]

Actually, I'm down there on a monthly basis anyway.

Well, I actually do know a Colombiana named Elisabeth. However, she isn't that much older than you. Unbelievably she can't cook a thing. I mean she can't even fry an egg which I find amazing.

[PJ-Comix]

I guess I could get the guy to sign a warranty agreement that I write up but ultimately it comes down to trust.

[Charles Henrickson]

America needs to be reminded of how stinky and shameful the military record is for our Usurper-in-Chief.

So this DUmmie now is pro-military? Then I'm SURE she/he/it could not POSSIBLY have voted for Bill "The Artful Dodger" Clinton, who has NO--ZERO--military record, who avoided any form of military service, and who said at the time, "I loathe the military." At least George W. Bush served in the Air National Guard.

George W. Bush flew jet aircraft. Clinton protested overseas. Algore wielded a typewriter for a few months. John Fraud Kerry did . . . what, exactly? . . . during the war, and then came home and disgraced himself.

So I'm sure none of the DUmmies ever voted for any of these Dems with "stinky and shameful" military records.

[Charles Henrickson]

Go Mary, go Mary, go Mary go

Yes, let's tell Mary where she can go.