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Happy FReepin' Birthday to THE BIG B!!!!! (Nude Karaoke! All Ladies Drinks 50% Off!)
11/10/05 | KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Posted on 11/09/2005 9:35:46 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Yes, folks: Our very own birthday boy, The Big B, is THIS many years old, come the dawn of November the 10th:

He's a whopping thirty-five years young, this morning... sooooooooooo: the line to administer the requisite birthday spankings starts right HERE, y'all! Woo-HOO!!! :)


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 35; adarkdayinhistory; b; birthday; drunkenbehavior; freeperbirthday; november101970; spankings; thebigb
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1 posted on 11/09/2005 9:35:47 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: TheBigB; martin_fierro

Ping! :)


2 posted on 11/09/2005 9:36:32 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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3 posted on 11/09/2005 9:41:43 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
administer the requisite birthday spankings. . . .

"A spanking! A spanking!"


4 posted on 11/09/2005 9:54:01 PM PST by Charles Henrickson ("A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!")
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To: BJClinton; mattmullenix; A-10; MozartLover; blau993; ItsOurTimeNow; Chanticleer; trac220; ...

Special One-Time-Only Ping!


5 posted on 11/09/2005 9:55:40 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Unspeakably Bad Music that was ruling Top 40 radio the very day TheBigB was born:

No more than merest coincidence, surely...

... or: IS it -- ?!? :)

6 posted on 11/09/2005 10:07:25 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
HAPPY

IRTHDAY!!!


7 posted on 11/09/2005 10:14:04 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I dunno why, but I really, really used to dig the Metal Men (circa 1974)!


8 posted on 11/09/2005 10:15:20 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The Top Rated Network Television Programs for February, 1970 (the month The Big B parents would have... ummmmmmm.... wellllllll... you know...):

You were born because your parents just couldn't find a damned thing worth watching on TV that night, boo. Sorry. :)

9 posted on 11/09/2005 10:18:07 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: TheBigB
G'wan-and-bring-it-then Ping! :)
10 posted on 11/09/2005 10:19:09 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: TheBigB

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


11 posted on 11/09/2005 10:19:11 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
February, 1970 (the month The Big B parents would have... ummmmmmm.... wellllllll... you know...):

Ya mean TheBIGB could have been conceived on the 4th Fierce Allegiance Day, Feb 9th, 1970? Wow, that's cool, in a weird kind of way.

12 posted on 11/09/2005 10:22:54 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
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To: martin_fierro; TheBigB; mikrofon; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
November 10 is also the birthday of . . . martin_luther.

522 today.

13 posted on 11/09/2005 10:44:19 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Lutheran)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
B was born on November 10, 1970?

I was a freshman in college at the time.

You're making me feel old.

14 posted on 11/09/2005 10:48:00 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (March 7, 1953)
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To: martin_fierro; TheBigB
The sordid (but entirely, 100%, personally-vetted-by-Mary-Mapes-her-own-bad-self TRUE) reason the civil authorities no longer allow The Big B to toil at his (initial) chosen occupation -- Big-Time Professional Birthday Clown:

Bad Big B! Bad, bad, BAD clown -- !!! :)

15 posted on 11/09/2005 10:50:11 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: Charles Henrickson; TheBigB; mikrofon; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Thesis #96:

What's_with_the_underscoring?


16 posted on 11/09/2005 10:55:14 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: TheBigB

Whoops -- that was supposed to be to you.


17 posted on 11/09/2005 10:56:05 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
... and what, oh, what (I hear you whimpering, anxiously) did I get you for your birthday this year, O beamish boy...?

Answer: A totally subservient chicken.

That's right: a totally subservient chicken.

Enjoy. :)

18 posted on 11/09/2005 11:36:26 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: TheBigB

Meant for you, obviously. :)


19 posted on 11/09/2005 11:37:09 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; TheBigB
Happy Birthday!


20 posted on 11/10/2005 4:16:17 AM PST by Chanticleer (A free society is a place where it's safe to be unpopular. -- Adlai Stevenson)
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