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Alisa Contract With Cover Girl, But Hawks Maybelline
La Queen Sucia ^ | Nov. 2, 2005 | Alisa Valdes Rodriguez

Posted on 11/02/2005 10:46:45 AM PST by Kitten Festival

"Best Mascara Ever!"

You've probably heard it before, but here goes again: the best mascara in the world is Maybelline Great Lash. I don't know what they put in it, or why no one else can seem to come close to matching the quality of this product, but it really, really works.

I feel awful posting this, because I just signed a contract to be a spokesperson for Cover Girl's new anti-clumping mascara. I haven't tried it yet, but I'm sure it's GREAT!!!

How about you, sucias? Do you have a favorite mascara?

As for why it matters to me? I have puny lashes. Mascara makes a big difference. posted by Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez at 7:38 AM on Nov 02 2005

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No, it isn't. The Cosmetic Cop says that Great Lash is utter garbage and she's right. But don't tell Alisa.
1 posted on 11/02/2005 10:46:46 AM PST by Kitten Festival
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To: Kitten Festival

What does she reccomend for athlete's foot?


2 posted on 11/02/2005 10:48:08 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Her mouth. She just stuck her foot in it.


3 posted on 11/02/2005 10:51:56 AM PST by Kitten Festival
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To: Kitten Festival

4 posted on 11/02/2005 10:53:43 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: theFIRMbss
She's either:
A) Never heard of eye makeup remover & just cakes on more crap, or;
B) Is a boxer.
5 posted on 11/02/2005 10:58:38 AM PST by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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To: Millee

I think she looks 12 years old.


6 posted on 11/02/2005 11:11:24 AM PST by Kitten Festival
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To: Millee
>She's either: A) Never heard of eye makeup remover & just cakes on more crap, or; B) Is a boxer


Mock if you will, but
she is street-legal now and
I don't mind saying

silly as she is
it's a pretty sexy look
that works by itself!

7 posted on 11/02/2005 11:12:47 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: Kitten Festival

That too. She's a pretty girl, but needs to scrape off at least 1/2 her makeup. (Wow, did my mom just type that???) ;o)


8 posted on 11/02/2005 11:14:21 AM PST by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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