See? It's true. Keanu IS the anti-Christ!
Posted on 10/19/2005 9:06:53 PM PDT by bahblahbah
Ageing hellraiser ALICE COOPER is convinced the end of the world is approaching, citing the recent string of horrendous natural disasters as evidence of an imminent apocalypse.
The SCHOOL'S OUT rocker, whose father was a preacher, maintains current world affairs match the forecast written in the prophetic book of Revelations in the Bible.
He says, "Everybody is aware of the end of time - the floods, the tsunami, the hurricanes. It's Revelations. It's all supposed to happen.
"I know where it's going because, according to the Bible, it's like this for a while and then we'll see the Antichrist, who's going to be the smoothest car salesman you've ever seen in your life.
"He's going to be like GANDHI. He's going to be the guy you never expected, because he's saving everybody.
"That's the guy you've got to worry about."
Alice Cooper Speaks Out Against John Kerry Rockers
http://www.laughatliberals.com/blog/archives/2004/alice-cooper-speaks-out-against-john-kerry-rockers/
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I didn’t know that Alice Cooper was a conservative until finding this article the Canoe Entertainment Network quotes Alice Cooper:
“If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we’re morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.”
Alice Cooper also reportedly said “when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn’t already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that’s a good reason right there to vote for Bush.”"
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Another point to ponder: I imagine the milk in His refrigerator never has an expiration date, 'cause He is in a realm outside of time.
Instead of a box of Arm & Hammer baking soda to keep things fresh, he actually uses Armand Hammer. (Serves the communist bugger right....)
It must rock to be God.
See? It's true. Keanu IS the anti-Christ!
Nope.
I'm amazed as well. Prodigal rock star? Maybe he yearns to "come home."
Who the he!! is he talking about, Bill or Hill?
You think this is less sane than his act was?
hee hee hee hee
Haha, Nah his act was that, an act. It was a great show. Any musician could stand there and play, oh look a kick! But, when you saw Cooper, you saw a theatrical extravaganza!
No, he's a born-again Christian (apparently the "end is nigh" type) and a staunch Republican.
Actually I admire the guy. He's a smart man.
Maybe it's wrong, but I laughed at that one...
More power to him.
IT'S SINGULAR!
Anyone hear Brutal Planet or Dragontown? Both pretty apocalyptic (and awesome).
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