DUmmie FUnnies 10-17-05 (Filmmakers Admit They Needed DeLay Indictment To End Movie)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 17, 2005 | Elaine Wolff, Mark Birnbaum, Jim Schermbeck, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

We don't want anybody to know this is a film about campaign finance, or else they won't see it.

Oh, don't worry. They won't see it anyway.

[Charles Henrickson]

On the Hill his various enterprises are known as DeLay Inc. for a reason. There are interlocking committees like TRMPAC and ARMPAC and so forth.

So I guess your next exposé will be on what may be the biggest political action committee of them all, namely, Hillary! Clinton's HILLPAC. HILLPAC probably raises more money and spends more money around the country on getting Dem candidates elected than Tom DeLay has ever raised.

[Charles Henrickson]

Jim Schermbeck and Mark Birnbaum, Ronnie Earle's unbiased hagiographers

[shezza]

(The wag tailoring the doggerel)

ROFLOL! Charles, you are full to the bursting point with talent.

[Charles Henrickson]

After spending a lot of intimate time with Ronnie Earle, what is your measure of the man?

Unbiased reporterette Elaine Wolff sounds like she would like to spend some initimate time with Ronnie Earle, measuring his manhood.

[shezza]

Hey, newbie. Got your knickers in a twist already, have you?

[Charles Henrickson]

People accuse him of being a partisan Democrat. . . .

NO! Where would they get THAT idea?!

[shezza]

Oh my gosh! I'm wiping the tears....! What a self-important buffoon is the Puke, and his lackeys are no different. "We're going to change the world, one charade at a time."

[Charles Henrickson]

I understand there is the possibility of a theatrical release?

Something is being released.

There's a whiff of feces in the air. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Well, we are all lighting candles that that is going to happen.

We're lighting candles, too, to cover up the smell of your blowback.

[Charles Henrickson]

And so will there be an addendum to their stupid film at the stupid film fesitval that shows Tom Delay getting his leadership position back and Earle being striped of his position?

Yes, just like in the old Chuck Connors "Branded" series, Ronnie Earle will have the stripes torn off his uniform and be driven out of town.

[Slings and Arrows]

Ain't-that-interesting ping!

[PJ-Comix]

See, even I can understand this.

And I can understand this:

fish7195---Since Oct 17, 2005

Back to DUmmieland you go, Troll.

[beandog]

I seriously doubt you're capable of understanding anything. I do agree with you that you're ignorant and only capable of reading a free words, so I'll keep this short and sweet.

Go back to the DUmpster where you're probably a genius.

[samiam1972]

Go home, troll!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I thought it was blow it forward...oh...that's PAY it forward...never mind

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Stranded...stranded on the toilet bowl..what do you do when you're stranded...and you don't have a roll

[decal]

The San Antonio (Weak) Current is a sister publication to the Austin (written by a Martian) Chronicle - socialist rags that are given away at establishments that really should know better.

[dirtbiker]

WOOO! WOOO! TOP 60!

And now for the important stuff...

Have you heard why he said he wants to be cremated? He says becase thered be a constant line of people waiting to piss on his grave.

I, for one, would have my number and be in that line, BUT, since he wants to be cremated, and no doubt have his ashes scattered to the four winds, ANYBODY could then piss on HIM anywhere they wanted to go....

Nice plan there, Einstein....

[dirtbiker]

I just noticed something: He made NO mention of Soros and HIS corporate empire bankrolling MOVEON.ORG and other leftwing nutjob organizations.....

Methinks he may be JUUUUSSSTTTT a BIT biased, just a bit......