DUmmie FUnnies 10-04-05 (Mary Mapes Spins Fiction---Book Excerpt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 4, 2005 | Mary Mapes and PJ-Comix

[imskylark]

"It was a devastatingly one-sided account of Barnes’s past financial troubles and long-ago political scrapes, along with ancient accusations about Barnes when he had been a Democratic leader in Texas politics. "

ROTFLOL!!!!!! And what did they just do to President Bush?????

[shezza]

Geez, my 10 year old could tell those weren't anywhere near close. I want to know how much See-BS paid their panel of experts. Bah!

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

These new memos made Bush look like a slacker, not an ace pilot.

I wonder... did Mary go after John Kerry like this? So the public would know about the inmportant things that Kerry did 30 years ago?... Did she get interviews for a 60 minutes show with the distinguished Swift Boat Veterans for Truth?

[freedumb2003]

Geez, my 10 year old could tell those weren't anywhere near close. I want to know how much See-BS paid their panel of experts. Bah!

I suggest you set your 10-YO up as an independent expert. Fees for these types of experts run in the $200-$500 per HOUR range.

Jeeze, now that I think of it, why in the heck am >I< not setting MYSELF up in this business.

If I do, I'll hire your 10-YO.

(note: This is a total agreement on your point -- I don't want you to take my OTT humor as anything other than jest).

[decal]

"I want to know how much See-BS paid their panel of experts."

Just so you know, my cat sometimes speaks to me.

She told me last night,"Darn those bungholes at SeeBS, they stopped payment on that $5 check they sent me for that analysis I did for them."

[Humidston]

He had told us that he worried most about the impact doing the interview would have on his wife and two young daughters.

ALL: I grew up in Texas. I was here in Houston when all his crap went down. My neighbor was one of his friends. She, being a fine Democrap and one who knew how much clout Rats had in those days, and how she should keep her mouth shut.... Except when we girls were sitting around sharing a nice chianti...

BTW Ben, you're not fit to shine GW's shoes!

[hsalaw]

"I did my time in the Harriet Miers wrist-slashing threads yesterday. I don't have any more time to waste on the gloom-and-doomers."

Is that ever the truth! It's just become one big circle-****, and is by now totally pointless. This send-up of that idiot Mapes is much more entertaining.

[hsalaw]

"As you might have noticed I avoided the whole Miers thing in the DUFUs."

Thank you for that.

[knuthom]

I had never seen this kind of response to any story. This was like rounding a corner in the woods and spotting a new creature, all venom and claws and teeth. You didn’t know what it was, but you sure knew it was out to get you.

I believe that would be a Freeper with a spotlight and a magnifying glass.

[beckysueb]

It was something between a panic attack, a heart attack, and a nervous breakdown. My palms were sweaty; I gulped and tried to breathe. My heart was pounding like I had become a cartoon character whose heart outline pushes out the front of her shirt with each beat. The little girl in me wanted to crouch and hide behind the door and cry my eyes out.

These liberal women all sound the same. That sounds almost like Hitlary's description of how she reacted to Bills fling with Monica. What drama queens!

[beckysueb]

I'm thinking Dollar Store next to the shelf with all the tacky candles.

Same place where Kitty Kellams books wind up at.

[beckysueb]

She KNEW they were frauds, and she has the same as admitted it by admitting that she immediately panicked.

Very good point! I hadn't thought of that.

[RightWingAtheist]

Don't mock DU! Don't you know that they're the "reality-based community"?

(That's googlebomb suggestion. Run with it bloggers!)

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #738

[PJ-Comix]

Little 'ol PJComix forces the hand of multi-billion dollar Amazon.com. And the joke we share is, as you said, here it sits in its total, PJ-varnished, glory!

YUP! Right now the ONLY place on the Web where you can read the ENTIRE excerpt of the Mary Mapes fiction book is right here in the DUmmie FUnnies. So all you reporters and book reviewers up there who want to get an advanced chortle over Mary's fantasy tale can check it out for yourselves on the DUmmie FUnnies.

[PJ-Comix]

Yep. I checked again to see if I could post this DUFU as a comment, and you're right - the excerpt is gone!

Check again. Now the ENTIRE book is gone.

[PJ-Comix]

Attention everyone. Check out this story titled, Amazon.com Removes Mapes Excerpt. Actually they removed her ENTIRE book. The ONLY place where folks can read the FULL excerpt is right here in the DUmmie FUnnies.

[Charles Henrickson]

Unbelievable! They pulled the BOOK!

Behold, the power of the DUFUs!

[kevkrom]

Man, shaming left-wing Amazon into pulling an entire book, especially a "why me?" defense of an MSM liberal, is a major achievement.

[Charles Henrickson]

Right now Mary must be REALLY downing some SERIOUS highballs with Kitty Carlisle!