[MoochPooch]

" . . . . they're really the inspiration behind the commercial with the hot frying pan and the burning eggs."


So maybe it's heartburn he/she/it wishes.

*ducks*

[Sally'sConcerns]

So maybe it's heartburn he/she/it wishes.

Nah, it's all the fried out brain cells it wishes it hadn't thrown away in the hot grease. It isn't even capable anymore of missing the brain it used to have before the vitriol fried the last brain cell.