[PJ-Comix]

If it were up to me, libraries all around the country would have a special program to deal with folks who talk on their cellphones in the computer rooms. Every time someone uses his/her cellphone in a computer room, the librarian would just look to see which computer the person is using. Then the librarian would flick a switch from the desk relating to that computer number which would flash the following large text message in red on that screen:

HEY ASSHOLE! NO USING THE CELLPHONE IN THE COMPUTER ROOM!!!

The message would flash for just a couple of seconds. Then if the violator complains to the librarian, the librarian would profess innocence about it thus making the violator think that maybe he was just seeing things. However, I don't think that person would go back to using his cellphone again.

[luvie]

That is a lovely dream, but it'll probably never happen. You're just gonna have to get that new computer you've been wanting!

[Welsh Rabbit]

If it were up to me, libraries all around the country would...

I just started school again a couple of weeks ago, and it seems the library has some kind of signal blocker. My phone gets all the signal bars everywhere else on campus, but in the library it gets none or one. Of course that doesn't stop jerks from getting calls and yelling, "WHAT!?! WHAT!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M NOT GETTING A SIGNAL! LET ME STEP OUTSIDE!"