That is a lovely dream, but it'll probably never happen. You're just gonna have to get that new computer you've been wanting!
I saw the guy today who will be building me that computer. One reason why he is giving me a good deal is that I told him I wanted to do a Podcast where sometimes I will be interviewing Porn actresses, as well as commenting on the DUmmies, and I suggested he could be a guest on the show along with the Porn chicks.