Posted on 08/25/2005 4:08:16 PM PDT by BurbankKarl
Michael Moore has enrolled in a $3,800 per week fat farm - the Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in Aventura, Florida - in an attempt to lose weight.
Moore is reportedly aiming to lose 12 pounds during the first three weeks, though somebody should inform him that 12 pounds is pretty worthless when you already weigh 300 pounds. I admire that he's not going the route of liposuction, but I really doubt that fat bastard has what it takes to lose weight the natural way. What he should be more concerned about doing is shaving that horrible excuse for facial hair he has going on. When you can throw down $3,800 per week at a spa, it'd be nice if you could look slightly more presentable than the homeless man who lives in the subway.
#12!
KARL!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, Michael, Al Qaeda can help you lose 15 lbs of ugly fat (your head) in just a few seconds! Head to Iraq - NOW!! (pun intended).
I just hope that they give this pig a bath. He always looks so dirty! (I wonder how many pounds of dirt he carries around?)
Dude...Where's my Cheeseburger???
Amen and thank you!
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