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Neocons Imprison Mick Jagger Without Trial
The People's Cube ^
| 08/24/2005
| Propaganda Department
Posted on 08/25/2005 9:49:48 AM PDT by rice08
"In an unabashed show of Neocon power, the Bush administration dragged the legendary Rolling Stones' lead singer Mick Jagger off the stage and threw him in prison without trial. It happened Sunday night in front of 36,000 Stones' fans, as the musicians were getting ready to kick off their latest tour with a concert in Boston's Fenway Park. Upon witnessing the arrest, the fans quietly went home in groups of not more than three, content in their knowledge that Jagger was right and not simply running his big mouth when he sang the new song My Sweet Neocon:
It's liberty for all, Democracy's our style, Unless you are against us, Then it's prison without trial
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: communistsforkerry; parody; thepeoplescube
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:49:49 AM PDT
by
rice08
To: rice08
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:51:20 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
To: rice08
Your reason for posting this ? (Missing barf alert.)
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:52:56 AM PDT
by
talleyman
(Treason is as treason does.)
To: rice08
Hehehehe, I love satire. (Especially when I don't fall for it)
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:54:08 AM PDT
by
trubluolyguy
(Ew. This tastes like a monkey. A monkey that's past his prime. "Chris Griffin")
To: trubluolyguy
"(Especially when I don't fall for it)"
Neither did I :) Did you go to the site?? It's priceless!!
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:55:21 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
To: rice08
In a later news, music lovers everywhere sent to the White House, thanking the administration for finally getting the geezers off the stage.
One Stones fan interviewed said, "Well, it is about time. Nobody can stand listening to their stuff anymore. Anyone up for seeing Ted Nugent?"
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:55:21 AM PDT
by
Nachum
To: rice08
I heard that the rest of the Rolling Stones tried to rescue him, but they had to get to Denny's before 4:30 to catch the early bird special.
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:55:34 AM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: talleyman
Your reason for posting this ? Because it must be true, Headline news all over the western hemisphere.
What? It's not? It didn't happen?
Jagger must be part of the neo-con cabal himself, a stealth member, to have escaped such a fate.
I mean they put Cindy Sheehan in jail and then summarily executed her didn't they for criticizing the neo-con cabal that take orders from Israel.
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:55:49 AM PDT
by
tallhappy
(Juntos Podemos!)
To: trubluolyguy
This may be considered "satire," but it's really bad satire.
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:56:08 AM PDT
by
My2Cents
("The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth." -- Winston Churchill)
To: rice08
It has to be satire. There can't be 36,000 Stones fans left.
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:56:12 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: rice08
They should drag Mick off the stage and put him in a rest home.
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:56:27 AM PDT
by
My2Cents
("The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth." -- Winston Churchill)
To: talleyman
Sarcasm detector faulty today?
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:56:45 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
To: rice08
Great site. Absolutely hilarious.
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:58:06 AM PDT
by
Alexander Rubin
(Octavius - You make my heart glad building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
To: rice08
Frankly, he needs to be tossed into an Assisted Living Facility.
Who wants to see some old fart strutting?
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posted on
08/25/2005 9:59:10 AM PDT
by
OpusatFR
(I think I've had almost enough....)
To: rice08
I respect Mick Jagger because he only criticizes the United States." "Anyone that popular must know everything."
You have to love these quotes by the two libbies featured on the page. Unfortunately, this is exactly the wat they think.
To: rice08
Very funny article! Thanks for posting it.
To: talleyman
It's satire - and the article gets funnier.
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posted on
08/25/2005 10:01:40 AM PDT
by
hsalaw
To: rice08
That was fairly good. Reminds me of vintage Mad Magazine.
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posted on
08/25/2005 10:08:28 AM PDT
by
.cnI redruM
(Congratulations to The Framers of The Iraqi Constitution!!)
To: rice08
How old are these guys? I'm sure they must have great grandchildren by now.
To: My2Cents; rice08
Nah, an IV or two of embalming fluid, and Mick and the Boys are right back out there.
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posted on
08/25/2005 10:30:47 AM PDT
by
.cnI redruM
(Congratulations to The Framers of The Iraqi Constitution!!)
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