DUmmie FUnnies 08-15-05 ("Is Bush Out of Control?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 15, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[luvie]

....or lively! :o)

Compared to him!

[Sally'sConcerns]

The DUmmies are the one's who are losing it. They're in the process of canonizing Sheehan. They've resumed the lock, ban, delete if anyone says anything negative about her.

I peeked in early this morning and saw the following:

1. A thread referencing the article with link from Newsweek where her remaining son asked her to come home to support the family. There were several comments about the son being sexist and not needing his Mother because, after all...he's 21 years old and an adult. Just because he's dealing with the death of his brother, divorce papers being filed, his mother off sitting in a ditch and one of his sisters out doing a bit too much partying.

2. Every thread posted about David Duke endorsing Sheehan is automatically sent down the memory hole. After all, if it's not posted on DU, it can't be true.

3. The posting of the information about the divorce decree being on file. Even though the county website was used for proof, all sorts of reasons were being thrown out that it wasn't true. The site was hacked, it wasn't the official county website and so forth, so therefore it wasn't true either. This after FR had her statement posted about her being angry about her family being slimed where she confirmed the divorce had been filed.

Oh, and there's the now archived thread where they did their usual with fundraising. However, this one seemed rather apropos to me since they raised enough to supply the first porta-potty. Gotta help get rid of the cr*p, doncha know!

[epow]

Bush, in a meeting with senior advisors, called Senator Majority Leader Bill Frist a “god-damned traitor” for opposing him on stem-cell research.

I've seen some other left wing rags trying to spread the rumor that Bush curses and uses obscenities like a drunken sailor when he's out of public earshot. It's obviously meant to disillusion his supporters on the Christian right by making him look like a hypocrite who is just using his claim of being a "born again" Christian to get their votes. Their ploy hasn't worked yet, but apparently they're still trying to pull it off.

[socialismisinsidious]

Cindy Sheehan, 48, is not a natural-born revolutionary. She speaks in a high, almost childlike voice. She says like as often as any teenager, as in, "This whole thing was like so freaking spur of the moment."
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1463871/posts
(Excerpt) Read more at time.com

yeah that's it President Bush won't meet with Sheehan because he can't debate a 40 something year old woman who talks like a teenager....
the dummies are even funnier than usual...

[Charles Henrickson]

Is Bush Out of Control? Capital Hill Blue today

Are DUmmies out of grammar school? It's "Capitol" when referring to the building or the hill where the building is located.

[epow]

However, this one seemed rather apropos to me since they raised enough to supply the first porta-potty

Sindy is only $10 away from building a 2-holer outhouse.

[Charles Henrickson]

a man whose mood swings suggest paranoia. . . .

benburch? mopaul? No, wait. They don't have mood swings, 'cause they never swing out of paranoia.

[Charles Henrickson]

an angry, obscenity-spouting man. . . .

goodboy? No, wait. It says, "man."

[Charles Henrickson]

an angry, obscenity-spouting man. . . .

For the DUmmies to criticize anyone for being angry or spouting obscenities is the height of hypocrisy, since they specialize in anger and obscenity.

[Charles Henrickson]

"weather reports" to warn of the President's demeanor.

Here's a "weather report" for you DUmmies: There's . . .

A PERFECT ROVIAN STORM

on the way.

[Charles Henrickson]

Dems need to pile on this. . . .

Oh, they'll leave a pile, all right.

[Charles Henrickson]

How much would we love to see a public meltdown on TV?

As much as we FReepers love to see you DUmmies melt down on the Internet--which you do quite often.

[smith288]

Bush is obviously out of control... Just look at him

A monster i say!!!

Myweighin.com - my pet project

[Charles Henrickson]

Cindy Sheehan and company arrive, right on his doorstep. This is an instant downer. . . .

The Downer Street Mommy.

[Welsh Rabbit]

The DUmmies are the one's who are losing it. They're in the process of canonizing Sheehan. They've resumed the lock, ban, delete if anyone says anything negative about her.

I was in the DUmp yesterday, and it looked like around 75% of them changed their avatars to Cindy. I read several of the Sheehan threads trying to figure out why this has become the most important issue in their lives. I still don't know. Don't they realize that the only people following this story are themselves, and political junkies like us? How exactly do they think this event will bring down the Bush evil empire? It's not even possible by any stretch of the imagination. Yet, they're putting even more hope in this than they did in Ohio, the Downing Street Memo, Gannon, ect.

[Charles Henrickson]

and if this is true.he must be taken out of the WH.by force if necessary. . . .

Democratic Underground apparently does not believe in democratic elections.

[Hawk1976]

Top 100?

[Cyclopean Squid]

The Sheehan story...the heir to Rove/Plamegate, which itself followed on the heels of the DSM, which was preceded by Gannongate (or was it the Ohio/Diebold scandal?). The DUmmies need to BELIEEEEEVE in something that can bring down the BFEE; since they tend to choose flimsy-as-cardboard scandals, tehy have to move to the next one quickly as the manufactured story unravels.

I wonder what the next "This Changes Everything" story will be?

[Cyclopean Squid]

Democratic Underground apparently does not believe in democratic elections.

Everyone agrees with democracy until they're in the minority.

[Charles Henrickson]

this could be a bunch of crap.

There it is, DU's new masthead:

THIS COULD BE
A BUNCH OF CRAP.