Posted on 08/02/2005 8:04:50 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist
I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.
Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.
It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.
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No mention of the giant dark matter spider whose invisible dark energy web ties the galaxy together. Hmm.
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Many races believe that it was created by some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.
The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of The Great White Handkerchief, are small blue creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodorant before the wheel.
I love this thing! I'm trying to figure out if I should ping the whole list.
"Blessed are they who are touched by His Noodly Appendage."
I particularly like the part about more pirates being the solution to global warming. Here on FR, of course, we know that the real solution is more cowbell. :)
It's a very nice touch, speaking of which: "Blessed are they who have been touched by His Noodly Appendage."
Go in peace. May all your pasta be al dente....
Funny, the First Church of Ron Jeremy has a similar saying. I guess all those false religions are equally fake.
Funny, the First Church of Ron Jeremy has a similar saying. I guess all those false religions are equally fake.
Sorry for the double post.
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