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Potential Republican Crack-Up

Posted on 07/31/2005 1:19:25 PM PDT by KMB

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To: Monkey Face
You got that on your bio page?

No. I try to be modest. 8o) But now that I've blown my cover, I may as well add it.

4,401 posted on 08/20/2005 4:21:50 PM PDT by HKMk23 ('Re you gonna eat that?)
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To: HKMk23

LOL! Thanks! I mean, I can always go there if I need a reminder about who to bow to...;o]


4,402 posted on 08/20/2005 4:23:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!

That story short came about due to my experiences with technology.


4,403 posted on 08/20/2005 4:31:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: Monkey Face
What?? Are you trying to say that you're mechanized?? [Having "My Science Project" visuals, here. 8o) ]

I mean, there HAVE been the occasional humans who have prostrated themselves before me...er, uh, ahem...I digress.

In my Official capacity, only the mechanized are obliged to make their obeisance before me.

4,404 posted on 08/20/2005 4:32:12 PM PDT by HKMk23 ('Re you gonna eat that?)
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To: HKMk23

LOL!




I'm going to have to steal that for a story.


4,405 posted on 08/20/2005 4:32:32 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: HKMk23

"What?? Are you trying to say that you're mechanized?? [Having "My Science Project" visuals, here. 8o) ]"

Er...I can't tell you that. But could you hand me that oil can? I'm a little stiff in the left elbow.


4,406 posted on 08/20/2005 4:34:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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To: Monkey Face

*comes crashing through the roof, ruining the whole "lurking thing"*

You could do a search for dragon pics & stuff. I have a book
& pen my best friend got me for Christmas. I refuse to use it.

As for frogs, I found a few online stores that have various frog
related items as well as one for dragons.


4,407 posted on 08/20/2005 4:49:56 PM PDT by Darkchylde ("There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer)
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To: Monkey Face
When I'm dancing close to her
(blinding me with science)
I can hear machinery
(blinding me with science)

[Gasp!] Tell me you didn't say "oil can"!

AAAIIEEEKK! The Indiscriminate Innuendo Generator is coming on-line!

Oil can?  You are in need of lubri...
[The voice cuts off as the High Priest intervenes at the Altar of The Holy Switch, shunting the Generator load to Las Vegas, where they won't notice.]
4,408 posted on 08/20/2005 4:54:19 PM PDT by HKMk23 ('Re you gonna eat that?)
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To: Darkchylde

When I went to visit my son two summers ago, we drove to Eureka Springs Arkansas to the VW Rally. There is a frog shop there with nothing but frogs...also, there is this one: http://www.allaboutfrogs.org/

There are a couple more but I'll have to find them. They got shifted when I had to change CPU's. My favorite frog stuff is just to look at, no matter what it is. Someday, when I'm no longer moving around, I will get a display case with glass doors.


4,409 posted on 08/20/2005 4:55:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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To: Darksheare
...steal that for a story.

Steal away.  My guess is it wouldn't be the FIRST time.
[Eh? Eh? Wink, wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more.]

4,410 posted on 08/20/2005 4:58:43 PM PDT by HKMk23 ('Re you gonna eat that?)
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To: HKMk23

"[Gasp!] Tell me you didn't say "oil can"!"

OK. I didn't say "oil can." (Uh-oh...there goes my nose again...)

"...[The voice cuts off as the High Priest intervenes at the Altar of The Holy Switch, shunting the Generator load to Las Vegas, where they won't notice.]"

That's odd...my components came from Las Vegas. Perhaps that's why I feel the need to strip my gears...?


4,411 posted on 08/20/2005 4:59:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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To: HKMk23

"[Eh? Eh? Wink, wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more.]"

Do you always repeat yourself? Do you always repeat yourself?


4,412 posted on 08/20/2005 5:00:52 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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To: DJ MacWoW; Monkey Face

"As a teenager, I thought everyone
wanted to hear my opinion."

I don't really care if someone WANTS
to hear my opinion, if they do something
that strikes me, they're going to hear it.

"And I'm not quite as "mouthy" as I was
when I was younger."

I'm always complaining she "mellowed".
There will be times I wait for her to
pound someone flat.... & wait.... & wait.
I got my verbal talents from her, but I'm
not as good as her... though she doesn't
flatten people like she used to. It was
spectacular.


4,413 posted on 08/20/2005 5:05:32 PM PDT by Darkchylde ("There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer)
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To: Monkey Face
Well, I have:

The Frog Store

Frog Gifts.com

&

Frog Nirvana

I haven't bought anything from
them, but I like the stuff they have.

4,414 posted on 08/20/2005 5:12:10 PM PDT by Darkchylde ("There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer)
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To: Darkchylde; DJ MacWoW

LOL!

Yah, that's kinda like my sister. If you got in her way, you better be careful. There was an incident in a bar when she was "a bit younger" where a biker said something to her about the music she had just selected, and she flattened him. Literally.

I never messed with her.


4,415 posted on 08/20/2005 5:14:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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To: Monkey Face
"oil can"
"strip my gears"

Har-dee-har-har. Keep it up, Sister, I'll just leave the Generator tied into the Vegas grid all night. Of course, the unusual power modulations will likely cause some very strange anomalies with local electronics. Might be some unusual jackpots this evening.

4,416 posted on 08/20/2005 5:15:36 PM PDT by HKMk23 ('Re you gonna eat that?)
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To: Darkchylde

I had two of those links on the other hard drive, so thanks!

I'll see if I can find the one for the store in Eureka Springs. It was really cool.


4,417 posted on 08/20/2005 5:17:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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To: HKMk23
"...Of course, the unusual power modulations will likely cause some very strange anomalies..."

For a moment, I thought that said "undulations" and I was wondering if I would need the oil can again...

4,418 posted on 08/20/2005 5:20:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Can I have your beets?)
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To: Monkey Face; DJ MacWoW; Darksheare

Well, I'm not physically threatening... I
don't think. Somehow I manage to be
mouthy & have never gotten a smack for
it. Amazingly, most people don't mess
with me after being verbally lambasted.


4,419 posted on 08/20/2005 5:21:23 PM PDT by Darkchylde ("There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer)
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To: Monkey Face

Welcome. I could give the dragon link if you want...


4,420 posted on 08/20/2005 5:22:40 PM PDT by Darkchylde ("There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer)
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