"What?? Are you trying to say that you're mechanized?? [Having "My Science Project" visuals, here. 8o) ]"
Er...I can't tell you that. But could you hand me that oil can? I'm a little stiff in the left elbow.
[Gasp!] Tell me you didn't say "oil can"!
AAAIIEEEKK! The Indiscriminate Innuendo Generator is coming on-line!
Oil can? You are in need of lubri...[The voice cuts off as the High Priest intervenes at the Altar of The Holy Switch, shunting the Generator load to Las Vegas, where they won't notice.]