My Personal War on Terror: Me vs Dad - Part 1.

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[Conservomax]

My personal War on Terror: Me vs Dad - Part I

There is a force more vicious than the imagined terrorist threat from the Middle East, yes it is a scourge more powerful than the hordes of radical Christians blowing up abortion clinics around the globe.

This force is my dad, CFO of a major Pharmaceutical Company.

Dad and I have been warring for nearly two decades now, when I first enrolled in JFK Junior High School in my beloved Brookline.

I was enrolled a little more than a month when the unspeakable evil that was Reagan invaded the poor defenseless island of Grenada off the coast of Africa due to their increased grenade production.

[Conservomax]

The Life and Times of a Professional Protestor.

[A Balrog of Morgoth]

the poor defenseless island of Grenada off the coast of Africa

What an ignoramus.

[Congressman Billybob]

Clearly, Seth the Stupid has never read his Mark Twain. The quote which applies is this: "When I was 16, I thought my father was the dumbest man on Earth. By the time I became 21, I was amazed how much he had learned."

Being a young fool is quite common. Being a young fool in front of God and everybody is uncommon, and will be very embarrassing when (if) this fool grows up.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column: "The Fry Cook Rule for the Supreme Court"

[Behind Liberal Lines]

I'm convinced this is a spoof, not unlike http://blamebush.typepad.com/

[Congressman Billybob]

Correction: I looked at the blog. This is not a teenager. This is a full-grown blithering idiot who is now wasting a spot in college, at Vassar. How pathetic. He's a bigger wuss than all of the Vassar women I ever dated, with all of their mental abilities removed.

John / Billybob

[NonValueAdded]

Funny, I read that site as delightful sarcasm, like something I would post if I had a stealth account at DU. On the surface it looks like it is leftist drool but if you look between the lines, it is quite cutting. Even better if the guy is a serious lib because it proves their life is satire!

[Mr. K]

OMG what a turd~! This kids dad should be arrested for producing such spawn.

He admits to frequently stealing his fathers credit cards to finance his stupidity...

[billybudd]

This is a joke blog. Someone who seriously believed this stuff wouldn't be writing like this.

[NonValueAdded]

I agree. Cry "Humor, and let slip the howls of laughter." Grenada because of their manufacture of grenades? Stole dad's debit card to buy weed, got busted, dad couldn't bail us out cause someone stole his debit card? Burned some flags for poor retired Willie and several are hospitalized for somke inhalation? IMHO it is one of us and doing a great job at twisting the tail of a lib. Even better if the guy is series because I'm ROFLMAO.

[Conservomax]

Yes, this is my alter ego, Seth Bernbaum. Based on a few kids I knew in College.

Sorry if it offended anyone.

[NonValueAdded]

Kewl, I just bookmarked your blog. I think it is a riot. Maybe I'll ghost write something for you if I can meet the high standard you've already set. You have roped in a few here who took it seriously but I think the feedback you'll get from the other side will be priceless. Great work, Conservomax, continue the mission.

[Conservomax]

Feel free to write for it, the more the merrier, just remember to remain in character:

Seth Bernbaum, 33 yo trustafarian, son of a wealthy business man. He flies all over the globe on his father's dime to protest or snowboard, he is usually horribly misinformed and his protests usually wind up a disaster (some poor lackey always winds up going to the hospital). He is an ultra lib Ignatius Reilly without a weight problem and instead of being smart he is a blithering idiot.

I am new to the blogosphere, I just started this last week, I'd like to get the word out.

The goal is to make the reader try to guess if it is real or not.

[theDentist]

Tha's Brookline, Mass. A hotbed of communist leanings and lemmings. It's more important there to be close in Math than correct. It's better to have feelings and self-esteem than brains and challenges.

With apologoies to Dean Wormer: "Uneducated, self-impressed, and stupid is no way to go thru life, son."

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Yes, this is my alter ego, Seth Bernbaum. Based on a few kids I knew in College.

Good show.