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Greenpeace tells consumers where to sneeze
Canada Free Press ^ | Thursday, July 7, 2005 | Judi McLeod

Posted on 07/11/2005 7:37:46 AM PDT by Alexander Rubin

Toronto-- Don’t reach for a Kleenex next time you feel a sneeze coming on or try to stifle your sniffles with a Kleenex tissue, because you’re helping to kill off an ancient forest. That’s the latest Greenpeace message for tissue-dependent consumers.

Your runny nose could also be doing in the caribou, an endangered species.

Accusing Kleenex manufacturer Kimberly-Clark of clearcutting ancient forests, including Canada’s Boreal forest, Greenpeace activists turned up in full regalia at the company’s Canadian headquarters in Mississauga on Tuesday.

Playing the role of police at a crime scene, Greenpeace’s "Forest Crimes Unit" cordoned off areas of company headquarters with yellow crime scene tape and drew chalk outlines of "victims" in the manner homicide police use at the scene of a real crime.

Without courtesy of judge or jury, Greenpeace finds Kimberly-Clark "guilty of crimes against ancient forests, for making disposable products out of clearcut ancient forests, including Canada’s Boreal forest.

(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...


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KEYWORDS: environment; greenpeace; hypocrisy; kimberlyclark; kleenex; stupidity
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Oh no! The Greenpeace Forest Crimes Division is coming to take me away! Apparently, using a kleenex now consitutes "crimes against the forest". Damn, I really thought I could flout "international law" once more.
1 posted on 07/11/2005 7:37:48 AM PDT by Alexander Rubin
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To: Alexander Rubin

How about we consumers tell Greenpeace where to get off!


2 posted on 07/11/2005 7:42:03 AM PDT by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: theDentist

I wish. Can't they all migrate back to their natural habitat in the rainforest, and leave normal people alone?


3 posted on 07/11/2005 7:43:27 AM PDT by Alexander Rubin (You make my heart glad by building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
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To: Alexander Rubin

Maybe we should do like the Greenperps...and blow it out our collective *sses??


4 posted on 07/11/2005 7:43:34 AM PDT by Vaquero (an armed society is a polite society (Heinlein).)
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To: Vaquero

Greenpeace Alert!

Range - 1000 yards.

We have a firing solution.

Three fish spread.


5 posted on 07/11/2005 7:45:29 AM PDT by Noumenon (Activist judges - out of touch, out of tune, but not out of reach.)
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To: Alexander Rubin

It's things like this that make me think back to the Tom Clancy book about eco-terrorists who attempt to launch a biological attack against all menkind in the name of mother earth. At the end they are cornered in a jungle, their clothes and possessions are stripped from them, and they are sent to survive in the jungle with the wild beasts they adore (and are never heard from again).


6 posted on 07/11/2005 7:48:20 AM PDT by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: Alexander Rubin

Since when are Caribou endangered?


7 posted on 07/11/2005 7:49:50 AM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: Alexander Rubin

Guess I gotta practice my Farmer John technique.


8 posted on 07/11/2005 7:50:15 AM PDT by beethovenfan
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To: Alexander Rubin
Let's eavesdrop in on a conversation between two PETA's as they unload another truck filled with dog and cat corpses into the Piggly Wiggly dumpsters: ...

"I't just makes me sick that Kleenex is killing off all the caribou, Ronin, let's go burn down a 'PetSmart"!

9 posted on 07/11/2005 7:53:37 AM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: Alexander Rubin
Find the nearest greenpeace zombie and blow a big nasty slimy green snot in their sleeve....
10 posted on 07/11/2005 7:55:53 AM PDT by aspiring.hillbilly (The Confederate States of America rises again...!)
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To: Alexander Rubin
Greenpeace should never allow any of their "guidelines" to appear in any newspaper that is not on recycled paper. That way we don't have to read their idiocy & they aren't contributing to the destruction of the planet. It's a win-win as far as I can tell.
11 posted on 07/11/2005 7:56:32 AM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: Alexander Rubin
Try this
12 posted on 07/11/2005 7:56:33 AM PDT by hoosierboy
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To: hoosierboy

13 posted on 07/11/2005 7:57:56 AM PDT by hoosierboy
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To: Alexander Rubin

Allow the growing of industrial hemp as a subsitute for wood fiber and and we'll stop cutting so manay trees for paper products.


14 posted on 07/11/2005 7:59:19 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: Alexander Rubin

What next, toilet paper?


15 posted on 07/11/2005 7:59:27 AM PDT by Smartaleck
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To: hoosierboy

Do you have to stay within the lines?


16 posted on 07/11/2005 8:00:22 AM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: Alexander Rubin

so they're against us using tissues...wonder how they wipe their...oh, I forgot, they're crunchies, they don't wipe.


17 posted on 07/11/2005 8:03:39 AM PDT by Andonius_99
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To: Alexander Rubin
Actually it is good that Greenpeace is pointing this out (IF it is true)

Why clearcut or make tissues out of thousand year old trees?

18 posted on 07/11/2005 8:05:07 AM PDT by conserv13
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To: hoosierboy

That's awesome.


19 posted on 07/11/2005 8:25:26 AM PDT by Alexander Rubin (You make my heart glad by building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
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To: conserv13
"Actually it is good that Greenpeace is pointing this out (IF it is true) Why clearcut or make tissues out of thousand year old trees?"

Because, most likely, those trees are not a thousand year old. Several hundred, in some cases, perhaps. The thing is that old-growth trees contribute nothing to the ecology of the area. They are even more likely a net detriment. They don't transpire at an active rate, and their growth is slow. Young, actively-growing trees, on the other hand, are transpiring at a high rate; removing carbon dioxide from the air and returning oxygen. They will be tomorrow's old-growth forest, if they are given the opportunity to do what they do best: Grow, which doesn't occur when they are shaded and crowded by older, larger, less actively growing trees.

20 posted on 07/11/2005 8:26:07 AM PDT by redhead
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