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DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-05 ("Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/11/2005 6:22:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

There is a really funny scene in the movie, Back To School. The Rodney Dangerfield character, Thornton Mellon, is a student in a history class conducted by the crazed Professor Terguson (Sam Kinison). Professor Terguson lets loose with an incredibly outraged outburst and invites an equally loony response from his student, Thornton Mellon. Well, this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!” reminds me of that scene from Back To School. A DUmmie delivers an OVER THE TOP rant about Karl Rove plus the EVIL Bush Regime and invites his fellow DUmmies to join in with his nuttiness which they happily oblige. As usual, the DUmmie rants which make Professor Terguson look sane are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that crazed DUmmies are almost as FUnnie as a Sam Kinison comedy routine, is in the [brackets]:

Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!

[I’m chuckling already. Continue DUmmie Quixote1818.]

Here are the sober facts! This f*cking Administration has probably committed treason, perjury, made a consorted effort to spread misinformation to the press, defrauded OUR government, obstructed justice, compromised our national security by blowing the cover of a CIA agent involved in monitoring WMD around the world, FIXED INTELLIGENCE to fit their f*cking policy to take us into a BOGUS, Illegal, BLOODY F*CKING WAR. Their lies have left over ten thousand Americans either dead, mutilated or inflicted with the darkest forms of post traumatic stress syndrome one can imagine! Their lies have killed tens of thousands of Iraqi's, destroyed a whole country's infrastructure, spread depleted uranium all over Iraq which will inflict perhaps hundreds of thousands of Iraqi and American people with cancer and extreme pain. They have increased terrorism around the world, turned the world against us, blown 300 Billion of our taxes, ruined our army, not protected our soldiers with armor, tortured human beings, fixed elections, appointed nuts to our federal courts and all the while acting like they were appointed by GOD and could do no wrong!

[I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!]

I am not only outraged I am F*CKING NUMB and feeling almost lost because it seems like all people care about is Michael Jackson's soap opera!!!!! The GOD DAM F*CKING PRESS WONT DO A thing about this or anything illegal Bush does yet they become infatuated with a blue dress with Bubbas seed on it??? Our lame Democratic leadership with the exception of John Conyers are a bunch of pussies who let Bush get away with EVERYTHING and we have a bunch of scumbags on FR slandering someone as kind and decent and beautiful as Andy who was dying of cancer???? What the hell is our world coming to????

[Continue Professor Terguson, oops, I mean DUmmie Quixote1818.]

We can start something here on DU and we can start it NOW! No more wondering what the next article is going to say about Rove, it's time for us to speak up loud and clear. It's time to call our congress people and SCREAM at them to get off their asses and represent the people who elected them and confront this corrupt administration with some real guts! It's time to start websites, it's time to write every press person on the planet, it's time to march, it's time to RAISE HELL!

[Let me guess. The Karl Rove being frogwalked out of the White House scenario is going NOWHERE. But continue with the comedy act…]

Can I please see some outrage on this thread? The kind the actions of this administration deserves! And better yet what are we going to do with that rage to change this situation?

[“Can you please be as CRAZY as me? Is there no Thornton Mellon out there who can match my crazy Professor Terguson routine?” Well, don’t worry, DUmmie Quixote1818. Your total lack of sanity will be more than matched by your equally crazed fellow DUmmies as we shall see.]

Gladly f*ck those mother f*ckers!!! The press is f*cking guilty! Democrats are a bunch of bought off spineless pieces of shit! Republicans running things are the epitomy of evil! F*ck'um all start to hell!!! Hell is too good!

[Professor Terguson: You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take the f*cking wall apart brick by brick and nuke them back into the f*cking stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it!

Thornton Melon: All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a *pussy wimp* to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!]

I'm outraged -but my emails don't seem to force the MSM into printing stories on this. Just a suspician, but I think SOMEONE is actively attempting to cover it up. That's what we're fighting against. Which means we have to scream louder and longer than the opposition. Public apathy doesn't help. Why do I feel like I'm living in the middle of Germany in WWII?

[Perhaps because you are living in the middle of a padded cell.]

mitigating psyops impact on civilian institutions. In order to counteract attempts at "velvet revolutions" or undue influence, governments have often been heavy-handed in the dictation of propaganda to media outlets. Because of the role of propaganda, some incursions on civilian media are unavoidable. The question we should really be asking is how to cooperatively ensure objectivity instead of enforcing dogma. After all, foreign governmental influence on the media is even less welcome than domestic governmental influence. Joint civilian and military review panels, discussions about how to detect psyops and false reports, joint media and military investigations, and objectivity standards would be useful if undertaken sincerely. Unfortunately it would be rather pollyanna-ish to assume such could ever be done.

[Psyops and Liphops and Mihops, Oh My! Psyops and Liphops and Mihops, Oh My!]

Sure wish I could verbally rage like that.

[A good start would be a reading of King Lear.]

MediaWhores abound; Democracy weeps; we're f*cking pissed-off! Excellent. There are all sorts of people who are extremely angry. They include nearly everyone I talk to outside of my work setting (which is not political) and even people I talk to there will spontaneously comment on what a POS the administration is. Here's the good news, with NO F*CKING PRESS COVERAGE over 50% (and you know they lie about this) of the population thinks the war is a big f'ing mistake; 42% in Zogby (he got his revenge didn't he) said that * should be impeached...4 2 %...if he lied about WMD (well a majority think he lied so the next time they ask it, the question will be, Should the pResident be impeached? The numbers will continue to push up,up. I'm in contact with my congressman and senators and they're hearing it loud and clear. No more holding back; time to tell the truth; it's AMF time for *!

[I am lacking an Asylum Dictionary so could you tell us what “AMF” means, DUmmie autorank?

I'm way beyond outrage...For me, outrage is SO 2003. I've moved beyond that to acceptance, and now I'm just waiting for them to self-destruct. It's happening as we speak, and it's ugly. It'll take a bit more time, but they will destroy themselves.

[Speaking of self-destructing… Hee! Hee!]

The cabal in charge are well aware of what is coming. Shit - they do all they can to "bring it on". Meanwhile - we should all keep hollering. The train wreck is coming - but there is still time to pull the brakes or jump off...

[I recommend the “jump off” option for you DUmmie pengu1n.]


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To: PJ-Comix
mitigating psyops impact on civilian institutions. In order to counteract attempts at "velvet revolutions" or undue influence, governments have often been heavy-handed in the dictation of propaganda to media outlets. Because of the role of propaganda, some incursions on civilian media are unavoidable. The question we should really be asking is how to cooperatively ensure objectivity instead of enforcing dogma. After all, foreign governmental influence on the media is even less welcome than domestic governmental influence. Joint civilian and military review panels, discussions about how to detect psyops and false reports, joint media and military investigations, and objectivity standards would be useful if undertaken sincerely. Unfortunately it would be rather pollyanna-ish to assume such could ever be done.

Perhaps I am just a slow-witted red stater, but...what in the h*ll?!?! Should I even try to understand this?

21 posted on 07/11/2005 6:45:07 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
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To: PJ-Comix
Gladly f*ck those mother f*ckers!!! The press is f*cking guilty! Democrats are a bunch of bought off spineless pieces of shit! Republicans running things are the epitomy of evil! F*ck'um all start to hell!!! Hell is too good!

Ummm They have drugs for that mental disorder you have. Did you take yours today? I think not!

22 posted on 07/11/2005 6:45:26 AM PDT by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: PJ-Comix

After reading the Newsweek story, I want to know why Valarie Plame didn't lose her job for sending her husband out to Niger to cook some "intelligence."


23 posted on 07/11/2005 6:46:07 AM PDT by Duke Nukum (To thine own self be true...or relatively true. --Guy Caballero)
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To: Dooderbutt
Perhaps I am just a slow-witted red stater, but...what in the h*ll?!?! Should I even try to understand this?

Sure you can! Just have a LSD acid trip and you will understand completely!

24 posted on 07/11/2005 6:46:33 AM PDT by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: shezza
It's all a matter of taste, my FRiend.

I know there are plenty of baseball fans here.

25 posted on 07/11/2005 6:46:51 AM PDT by RoyalsFan (Freepmail me if you want on my Royals ping list)
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To: RoyalsFan
Royals Fan ping list

Oh, baseball! I thought you were talking about Camilla. :)

26 posted on 07/11/2005 6:49:12 AM PDT by shezza
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To: PJ-Comix
I love that the DUmmies are so blind to what they are doing to turn people off to them that they are going to do it louder and more often.
27 posted on 07/11/2005 6:51:25 AM PDT by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: shezza

Who is Camillia? Is that what people think my ping list is?


28 posted on 07/11/2005 6:52:45 AM PDT by RoyalsFan (Freepmail me if you want on my Royals (baseball) ping list)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
I will get around to commenting on today's DUFU, but first I think it's important to say this: We need to address what has happened in the Andy Stephenson situation in the several days since the last "DUmmie FUnnies" and "DUmmies Held Hostage" threads were posted. Both DUFU and DUHH had many threads concerning the Andy situation, and thus now certain accusations and threats directed toward us are flying furiously on DU. We could address these new developments by means of new DUFU and/or DUHH threads specifically for that purpose. If either of you, PJ or Frank, is intending to do that, please say so--and approximately when. If you guys are going to be doing threads on this subject, then I will hold my comments until then. Or if you don't intend to do a thread on the subject, please say that, too.

I myself would like to get at the subject via these threads started by Will Pitt on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, respectively:

Say hello to a bottomless rage

For the record

The Best of Us - an essay for Andy

29 posted on 07/11/2005 6:53:04 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I don't want to hijack this DUFU.)
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To: areafiftyone
Sure you can! Just have a LSD acid trip and you will understand completely!

I'm not even sure that would work. Did Pitt write that chit?
30 posted on 07/11/2005 6:53:05 AM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET OVER IT!!!)
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To: N. Theknow
"The Looney Left is complaining about a CIA agent being exposed"

The only reason they care is that this CIA agent is a looney lefty married to an even loonier and utterly incompetent lefty.

If it wasn't for that little factoid, they would still complain about it if they thought it could make GWB look bad.

It's kind of the same logic they apply to saying they support the troops....but the troops are Nazi's.

Or like Dizzy Dean saying Republicans are all White Christians, and he hates Republicans. But when someone told him that the logical conclusion to his ravings are that he hates White Christians he got all hacked off and wanted to scream.

For as utterly stupid as they are, they are still an entertaining bunch. :)

31 posted on 07/11/2005 6:53:20 AM PDT by libs_kma (USA: The land of the Free....Because of the Brave!)
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To: areafiftyone

You know what - It ain't worth it. I'll stay in my own, normal reality. Thank you very much! :)


32 posted on 07/11/2005 6:54:43 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
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To: Dooderbutt

That's the ticket! Trying to understand where they are coming from is like stepping into the twlight zone! :-)


33 posted on 07/11/2005 6:55:34 AM PDT by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I think I saw Quixote1818 this morning on the way to work. He was the smelly, unbathed, obnoxious guy panhandling at the Metro entrance. He was screaming out similar phrases and arguing with someone about 2 feet in front of him - none of us could see who he was arguing with but HE apparently knew who it was. I guess he logs on to DU at the local public library.


34 posted on 07/11/2005 6:55:58 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (If this isn't the End Times it certainly is a reasonable facsimile...)
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To: RoyalsFan
Royals Fan, or Royals Fan?


35 posted on 07/11/2005 7:01:17 AM PDT by shezza
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To: PJ-Comix
All kidding aside, these guys are so deranged it's frightening. Their delusions are several layers thick. When reality yells out at them they create another fantasy to shut it up. It's an impenetrable cycle of madness - they're schizophrenics.

They'd be ineligible for the death penalty in most states.
36 posted on 07/11/2005 7:01:41 AM PDT by Jaysun (No matter how hot she is, some man, somewhere, is tired of her sh*t)
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To: RoyalsFan

Royals? Nobody cares what the queen does. snicker*


37 posted on 07/11/2005 7:02:07 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Charles Henrickson
Pitt's problem is that he is trying to cover up his own SHUNNING of Andy. Not only his May 17 post questioning Andy but his general cold shouldering of Andy since he didn't mention Andy ONCE in the past few weeks with the ONE exception of a very brief post on Andy's "Get Well" thread and that was only AFTER it was noted here on the DUFUs that Pitt didn't sign on to that "Get Well" thread.

So Pitt is grandstanding as usual. Anything new about that?

38 posted on 07/11/2005 7:04:09 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: shezza

The picture on the right. When I say Royals, I mean the baseball team.


39 posted on 07/11/2005 7:09:02 AM PDT by RoyalsFan (Freepmail me if you want on my Royals (baseball) ping list)
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To: PJ-Comix
So Pitt is grandstanding as usual.

Pitt had a thread or a post where he was threatening us and said he wasn't grandstanding. The man is full of it.

40 posted on 07/11/2005 7:12:29 AM PDT by RoyalsFan (Freepmail me if you want on my Royals (baseball) ping list)
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