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DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-05 ("Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/11/2005 6:22:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

There is a really funny scene in the movie, Back To School. The Rodney Dangerfield character, Thornton Mellon, is a student in a history class conducted by the crazed Professor Terguson (Sam Kinison). Professor Terguson lets loose with an incredibly outraged outburst and invites an equally loony response from his student, Thornton Mellon. Well, this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!” reminds me of that scene from Back To School. A DUmmie delivers an OVER THE TOP rant about Karl Rove plus the EVIL Bush Regime and invites his fellow DUmmies to join in with his nuttiness which they happily oblige. As usual, the DUmmie rants which make Professor Terguson look sane are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that crazed DUmmies are almost as FUnnie as a Sam Kinison comedy routine, is in the [brackets]:

Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!

[I’m chuckling already. Continue DUmmie Quixote1818.]

Here are the sober facts! This f*cking Administration has probably committed treason, perjury, made a consorted effort to spread misinformation to the press, defrauded OUR government, obstructed justice, compromised our national security by blowing the cover of a CIA agent involved in monitoring WMD around the world, FIXED INTELLIGENCE to fit their f*cking policy to take us into a BOGUS, Illegal, BLOODY F*CKING WAR. Their lies have left over ten thousand Americans either dead, mutilated or inflicted with the darkest forms of post traumatic stress syndrome one can imagine! Their lies have killed tens of thousands of Iraqi's, destroyed a whole country's infrastructure, spread depleted uranium all over Iraq which will inflict perhaps hundreds of thousands of Iraqi and American people with cancer and extreme pain. They have increased terrorism around the world, turned the world against us, blown 300 Billion of our taxes, ruined our army, not protected our soldiers with armor, tortured human beings, fixed elections, appointed nuts to our federal courts and all the while acting like they were appointed by GOD and could do no wrong!

[I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!]

I am not only outraged I am F*CKING NUMB and feeling almost lost because it seems like all people care about is Michael Jackson's soap opera!!!!! The GOD DAM F*CKING PRESS WONT DO A thing about this or anything illegal Bush does yet they become infatuated with a blue dress with Bubbas seed on it??? Our lame Democratic leadership with the exception of John Conyers are a bunch of pussies who let Bush get away with EVERYTHING and we have a bunch of scumbags on FR slandering someone as kind and decent and beautiful as Andy who was dying of cancer???? What the hell is our world coming to????

[Continue Professor Terguson, oops, I mean DUmmie Quixote1818.]

We can start something here on DU and we can start it NOW! No more wondering what the next article is going to say about Rove, it's time for us to speak up loud and clear. It's time to call our congress people and SCREAM at them to get off their asses and represent the people who elected them and confront this corrupt administration with some real guts! It's time to start websites, it's time to write every press person on the planet, it's time to march, it's time to RAISE HELL!

[Let me guess. The Karl Rove being frogwalked out of the White House scenario is going NOWHERE. But continue with the comedy act…]

Can I please see some outrage on this thread? The kind the actions of this administration deserves! And better yet what are we going to do with that rage to change this situation?

[“Can you please be as CRAZY as me? Is there no Thornton Mellon out there who can match my crazy Professor Terguson routine?” Well, don’t worry, DUmmie Quixote1818. Your total lack of sanity will be more than matched by your equally crazed fellow DUmmies as we shall see.]

Gladly f*ck those mother f*ckers!!! The press is f*cking guilty! Democrats are a bunch of bought off spineless pieces of shit! Republicans running things are the epitomy of evil! F*ck'um all start to hell!!! Hell is too good!

[Professor Terguson: You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take the f*cking wall apart brick by brick and nuke them back into the f*cking stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it!

Thornton Melon: All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a *pussy wimp* to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!]

I'm outraged -but my emails don't seem to force the MSM into printing stories on this. Just a suspician, but I think SOMEONE is actively attempting to cover it up. That's what we're fighting against. Which means we have to scream louder and longer than the opposition. Public apathy doesn't help. Why do I feel like I'm living in the middle of Germany in WWII?

[Perhaps because you are living in the middle of a padded cell.]

mitigating psyops impact on civilian institutions. In order to counteract attempts at "velvet revolutions" or undue influence, governments have often been heavy-handed in the dictation of propaganda to media outlets. Because of the role of propaganda, some incursions on civilian media are unavoidable. The question we should really be asking is how to cooperatively ensure objectivity instead of enforcing dogma. After all, foreign governmental influence on the media is even less welcome than domestic governmental influence. Joint civilian and military review panels, discussions about how to detect psyops and false reports, joint media and military investigations, and objectivity standards would be useful if undertaken sincerely. Unfortunately it would be rather pollyanna-ish to assume such could ever be done.

[Psyops and Liphops and Mihops, Oh My! Psyops and Liphops and Mihops, Oh My!]

Sure wish I could verbally rage like that.

[A good start would be a reading of King Lear.]

MediaWhores abound; Democracy weeps; we're f*cking pissed-off! Excellent. There are all sorts of people who are extremely angry. They include nearly everyone I talk to outside of my work setting (which is not political) and even people I talk to there will spontaneously comment on what a POS the administration is. Here's the good news, with NO F*CKING PRESS COVERAGE over 50% (and you know they lie about this) of the population thinks the war is a big f'ing mistake; 42% in Zogby (he got his revenge didn't he) said that * should be impeached...4 2 %...if he lied about WMD (well a majority think he lied so the next time they ask it, the question will be, Should the pResident be impeached? The numbers will continue to push up,up. I'm in contact with my congressman and senators and they're hearing it loud and clear. No more holding back; time to tell the truth; it's AMF time for *!

[I am lacking an Asylum Dictionary so could you tell us what “AMF” means, DUmmie autorank?

I'm way beyond outrage...For me, outrage is SO 2003. I've moved beyond that to acceptance, and now I'm just waiting for them to self-destruct. It's happening as we speak, and it's ugly. It'll take a bit more time, but they will destroy themselves.

[Speaking of self-destructing… Hee! Hee!]

The cabal in charge are well aware of what is coming. Shit - they do all they can to "bring it on". Meanwhile - we should all keep hollering. The train wreck is coming - but there is still time to pull the brakes or jump off...

[I recommend the “jump off” option for you DUmmie pengu1n.]


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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
It's time to call our congress people and SCREAM at them

Is that you, Dale Carnegie?

121 posted on 07/11/2005 11:08:43 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rage Against the Rove!)
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To: SCALEMAN
Maybe something like "Dizzy H. Dean."

Can we try Ditsy Dean?


Doofy Dean?
122 posted on 07/11/2005 11:08:59 AM PDT by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extraordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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To: PJ-Comix; billybudd
It's time to start websites, it's time to write every press person on the planet

And when we get done with that, all the other planets too!! HELL YEAHHHH!!!!!

And start some websites. That's what the world needs, is more websites.

123 posted on 07/11/2005 11:17:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rage Against the Rove!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Can I please see some outrage on this thread?

Asking for outrage on a DU thread is like asking for schmaltzy crescendoes at a Barry Manilow concert. Not hard to find.

124 posted on 07/11/2005 11:32:29 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rage Against the Rove!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Gladly f*ck those mother f*ckers!!! The press is f*cking guilty! Democrats are a bunch of bought off spineless pieces of shit! Republicans running things are the epitomy of evil! F*ck'um all start to hell!!! Hell is too good!

Is that you, goodboy?

125 posted on 07/11/2005 11:38:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rage Against the Rove!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm outraged -but my emails don't seem to force the MSM into printing stories on this. Just a suspician, but I think SOMEONE is actively attempting to cover it up.

You send a profanity-laced, screaming e-mail (not even a real letter) to some newspapers, and then you wonder why they don't immediately jump to and do your bidding. Must be . . . a cover-up! Yeah, that's it!

126 posted on 07/11/2005 11:42:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rage Against the Rove!)
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To: PJ-Comix
mitigating psyops impact on civilian institutions. In order to counteract attempts at "velvet revolutions" or undue influence, governments have often been heavy-handed in the dictation of propaganda to media outlets. Because of the role of propaganda, some incursions on civilian media are unavoidable. The question we should really be asking is how to cooperatively ensure objectivity instead of enforcing dogma. After all, foreign governmental influence on the media is even less welcome than domestic governmental influence. Joint civilian and military review panels, discussions about how to detect psyops and false reports, joint media and military investigations, and objectivity standards would be useful if undertaken sincerely.

Huh? What?

127 posted on 07/11/2005 11:44:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rage Against the Rove!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sure wish I could verbally rage like that.

DU ought to start some teach-ins on Verbal Rage. They're the masters.

128 posted on 07/11/2005 11:47:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rage Against the Rove!)
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To: PJ-Comix
we're f*cking pissed-off! Excellent.

Homeostasis for DUmmies.

129 posted on 07/11/2005 11:49:40 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rage Against the Rove!)
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To: Motherbear
"Here are the sober facts! This f*cking Administration has probably committed treason, perjury, made a consorted effort to spread misinformation to the press, defrauded OUR government, obstructed justice, compromised our national security by blowing the cover of a CIA agent involved in monitoring WMD around the world, FIXED INTELLIGENCE..."

It's ridiculous how he calls them "sober facts" this lists a bunch of "liberal facts" (i.e. accusations). This idiot even watered down his accusations by inserting the word "probably" before his useless list. That's the problem with the DUmmies, they don't know the difference betwee a true fact and cry-baby complaint.

It shouldnt' surprise anyone... They also don't know the difference between a right and a priviledge, black and white, truth and lies, right and wrong, ....

130 posted on 07/11/2005 11:56:41 AM PDT by Pantera
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
it's AMF time for *!


131 posted on 07/11/2005 11:59:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rage Against the Rove!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
mitigating psyops impact on civilian institutions. In order to counteract attempts at "velvet revolutions" or undue influence, governments have often been heavy-handed in the dictation of propaganda to media outlets. Because of the role of propaganda, some incursions on civilian media are unavoidable. The question we should really be asking is how to cooperatively ensure objectivity instead of enforcing dogma. After all, foreign governmental influence on the media is even less welcome than domestic governmental influence. Joint civilian and military review panels, discussions about how to detect psyops and false reports, joint media and military investigations, and objectivity standards would be useful if undertaken sincerely.

********************* Huh? What?*********************

roflmao

132 posted on 07/11/2005 12:33:47 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: areafiftyone
f*ckers!!! The press is f*cking guilty! Democrats are a bunch of bought off spineless pieces of shit! Republicans running things are the epitomy of evil! F*ck'um all start to hell!!! Hell is too good!

Ummm They have drugs for that mental disorder you have. Did you take yours today? I think not!

The party of psycho's better known as the party of Hate !!!

133 posted on 07/11/2005 1:15:39 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops and their Family's)
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To: Deetes

Every other word is a curse! They can't even create a complete sentence without cursing!


134 posted on 07/11/2005 1:17:10 PM PDT by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix
AMF was short for 'adios, motherf*****.

a.k.a. Alpha Mike Foxtrot

I believe it was coined in Viet Nam, but I'm not sure. It could be older.

135 posted on 07/11/2005 1:28:31 PM PDT by Laurita (Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -- Mae West)
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To: franksolich
What am I to do with him, when he shows up?

I'm partial to the canoeing down the Niobrara River .That's just me though ;)

136 posted on 07/11/2005 1:29:19 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops and their Family's)
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To: PJ-Comix
The train wreck is coming - but there is still time to pull the brakes or jump off

Buh-bye little DUmmie, hope ya have a soft landing.

BTW, did you leave a note for the head nurse letting her know you won't be back? That's just common courtesy, she could then have your rubber room hosed out and ready for the next patient.

137 posted on 07/11/2005 2:38:08 PM PDT by epow (Always drink upstream from the herd.)
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To: billybudd
Favorite line:

It's time to start websites


Can you imagine the kind of incoherent prattle that Democrats must have waiting on their answering machines every Monday morning?

"I'm sick of this shit!!!!!!!
I DEMAND a full investigation! Propaganda is and Texas buddies are microwaving the earth, and planning 9/11 for because of the old people - wants to take the SS money for the Zionist! MOTHERF***!!

Raping the forest to profile gays SON OF A B*TCH!!
Plus, AWOL to snort coke and stole Florida and Ohio!!
Nazi connections.
One little blow job.
Triple minimum wage.....Jessica Lynch.....Fahrenheit 911.
Well DO SOMETHING!!"


138 posted on 07/11/2005 3:20:22 PM PDT by Jaysun (No matter how hot she is, some man, somewhere, is tired of her sh*t)
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To: Jaysun

That sounds eerily close to the DNC talking points. You sure you didn't cut-and-past from their web site?


139 posted on 07/11/2005 3:27:17 PM PDT by billybudd
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To: SCALEMAN

I like "Ditsy Dean," very appropo.


140 posted on 07/11/2005 3:34:38 PM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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