DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-05 ("Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Well, I finally discovered a rum even better than Flor de Caña Gold slow-aged rum. It is Flor de Caña White extra-dry slow aged rum of which I was slogging down copious quantities on Saturday while cooped up indoors all day due to Hurricane Dennis. Of course, I returned to it again yesterday. When I discovered that I couldn't access the FR, I shut down the 'puter. However, while the 'puter was shutting down, I passed out in my chair and when I woke up some time later I forgot that I had shut down the 'puter. Therefore I started moving my mouse in an attempt to get my screen up again. When that didn't work I passed out for a second time, woke up again, and attempted the same routine again with my mouse. After violently moving my mouse back and forth, it occured to me to check to see if the computer was even on. When I discovered it was OFF all this time, I figured that was enough rum for the weekend so I finally hit the sack. But guess what? I still didn't have the slightest hangover due to the GREAT quality of that rum. And now, unfortunately, I find I only have about a two day supply left in that 1.75 liter bottle. SNIFF!

I sure hope a publisher at least inquires about my book publishing idea that will REVOLUTIONIZE that industry. The ones who should be most interested in such an idea are book authors themselves since it will bring them big flows of revenue again from books they wrote that they long ago gave up any idea of earning further royalties from. I therefore urge Mary Matalin to contact me at PJ-Comix about this idea. Oh, and of course I will also be talking her ears off about a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories PLUS other goodies) deal.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[NeonKnight]

2nd?

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[NeoCaveman]

2

[OldSmaj]

Top ten?

[The_Victor]

6?

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

PJ's back... and: TOP TEN, baybeeeeee! YEAH!!! :)

[N. Theknow]

compromised our national security by blowing the cover of a CIA agent involved in monitoring WMD around the world

Strange.

The Looney Left is complaining about a CIA agent being exposed.

What next? The NAACP complaining about black judges?

[socialismisinsidious]

all these people see are RED...in more way than one.

hopefully the staff will increase his meds. soon.

[RoyalsFan]

Top ten!

[Romish_Papist]

10?

[Romish_Papist]

BAH!

[carlr]

Here are the sober facts! This f*cking Administration has probably committed treason, perjury, made a consorted effort to spread misinformation to the press, defrauded OUR government, obstructed justice, compromised our national security

Reading Ron Browns Body right now and that would be a perfect description of the Clinton administration.

[RoyalsFan]

This is one of your best yet PJ. I've been through the archives.

[steve-b]

My favorite scene was Thornton Mellon pointing out that the economic prof had overlooked a few costs of building a factory: "grease" for the "zoning problems" that always come up, a cut for the bricklayers' union and Teamsters ("I don't know if you know who's behind them, but it ain't the Boy Scouts!"), etc.

Somehow, the DUmmies never seem to get exercised about that sort of corruption.

[RoyalsFan]

701 pingees and I can't get a single freeper to sign up for my Royals ping list. Sheesh.

[TheBigB]

It's time to start websites, it's time to write every press person on the planet, it's time to march, it's time to RAISE HELL!

*yaaawn* :-)

[shezza]

DUmmie Politics 101: Never underestimate the power of The Rove.

~shezza

[shezza]

701 pingees and I can't get a single freeper to sign up for my Royals ping list. Sheesh.

It's all a matter of taste, my FRiend. Maybe if you start a RoyalsBasher ping list? ;o)