Posted on 07/03/2005 8:00:16 PM PDT by Mongeaux
This is a compilation of all four parts of "Hungover On Judge Judy" (as seen on the "Drinking Stories" forum), including witty quips, curses, profanity and lots of passive-aggressive taunts toward The Reader. The Drunks seemed to have enjoyed it, perhaps your readers might too.
Part One
AUTHOR'S NOTE: the following is entirely true except for the sh*t I made up.
You know you are getting a matrimonial deal when you meet your future spouses' parents and they look down their aristocratic noses in their formal dining room at you and say "You, sir are not good enough for our daughter!" And then pour out the vintage port wine.
Conversely, you know you are going to get royally screwed over if they drop their mexican cough syrup bottle, grab your hand in a grimy paw and pump it a dozen times, chanting in a spray of cracker crumbs "OH! OH! We thank GOD for you every day!!!!"
Which one do you think I got?
(Excerpt) Read more at moderndrunkardmagazine.com ...
Hilarious! Thanks for posting it.
Glad you got a laugh.
Good job and FReegards for getting in "Modern Drunkard" -- it's the funniest thing out there!
LOL!
:) thanks, but I have not talked them into publishing the story in the print mag. Only in the online forum so far. I just read some of your posts - you should joint the MDM online community. They are fun folks and smart, for a bunch of drunks.
Indeed!
I was afraid this story might be a bit too "raw" for the freepers. Glad to see a few enjoyed it.
Sir, my drunken ass salutes you.
/found my new favorite website.
To be on Judge Judy, I'd have to be drunk to avoid snapping her little neck, especially when she starts yelling.
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