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DUmmie FUnnies 06-28-05 ("Fight dirty, go negative early and often")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/28/2005 6:08:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

I have to give the DUmmies credit for honesty in this THREAD titled, “Fight dirty, go negative early and often.” At least they make absolutely NO phony pretense at trying to attain even a minimal level of civility. They up front admit they HATE Republicans and will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to defeat them. This is the REAL FACE of the Left, not that false front the professional Democrats put up when they know the cameras are rolling. Read this thread and learn how the Democrats REALLY think. It is a sad sight but educational as well. As usual, the bile spewing DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, happy to present to the world the ugly DUmmie face behind the Democrat mask, is in the [brackets]:

Fight dirty, go negative early and often. Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game! Dems can't compete if they attempt to maintain the "moral high ground".

[Don’t worry. You have no “moral high ground” to maintain.]

Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

[Is that you, Howard Dean?]

Or, you can get used to being the minority party.

[Thanx to this post you made you will remain a minority party for much longer than you ever intended. Now let us hear the rest of the DUmmies add in their rabid ravings…]

bingo! Here's an example that pissed me off locally. There was a local D. meeting in town a couple weeks ago. The group had reserved a covered picnic area at a local park. When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area. Rather than confronting him, they moved the D meeting to the lawn.

[WAAAAAH!!!! LOUSY EVIL REPUBLICANS! THEY STOLE OUR PICNIC SPOT! CRIME OF THE CENTURY!!!]

OH I agree! I think that's what Dean has been doing! Now you tell ME why so many Dems are slamming him for doing it????? I have been saying for years that you have to fight fire with fire. We can't let the opposition use rockets and we continue to use pocket knives!!! Whay won't the Dems let Howard do a job that he's very good at doing? Why won't our elected Dems join him?

[Perhaps you can take solace from the fact that the Republicans are willing to leave Dean alone to destroy the Democrat Party by himself.]

Because .... the failed, old guard, pink tutu, handwringing, go along to get along, appeasing wing of the Dem party cannot stand it that they are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG and they don't have a plan or the guts to take power from the Repugs. They continue with their measured rhetoric and whine when the media doens't cover it. They wonder why, that after compromise after compromise with the Repubs, that when they want a small portion of good will they get shit on every time. Some people are simply too nice to play politics as the Republicans have defined it. They should move aside and let those who have the passion and the ability play.

[Move aside and allow the DUmmies to self-destruct!]

This is TRUE TRUE TRUE. I wish our folks would start taking this to heart. DAMN!

Yes, I know it takes us down to their level. Yes, I know it makes us no better than them. F*CK IT! Just Do It ANYWAY.

Yes, I also know that poll after poll after poll shows people SAY they don't like negative campaigning and that it's a turn-off. NEVERTHELESS, they STILL fall for it and buy into it, hook, line, and sinker. Research repeatedly shows that NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING WORKS. IT WORKS. IT GETS THE JOB DONE. IT WINS ELECTIONS. And even while people CLAIM they don't like it, they are still taken in by it, BIGTIME.

WHEN are we gonna realize that?

When I start talking about how you don't take a knife to a gunfight, and if someone shoots at you with a howitzer, you don't arm yourself with a feather duster, I get the same tired old crap about how - Oh, Dear Me! That means we're no better than them!!! We're just like them!! Oh, WOE!!!

And you know how I've started to respond? I say - "you know something? I DO want to be like them. JUST like them. Because you know what they are? They're WINNERS. And I want to win. So if that's what it takes, SO BE IT. It's about time Macchiavelli started working for the Good Guys, anyway."

[Keep talking. This Anger Management Therapy Session still has a few minutes to go. (Note: Patient appears to be Just Plain NUTS!!!)]

If negative campaigning didn't work, Max Cleland would still be a Senator. I know people don't like it, and there are times it backfires, but if it's not sufficiently answered, it works. Throw enough shit at the wall, and some of it always sticks. The trouble is, all the feces-flinging howler monkeys appear to be working for the GOP, and that's a lot of shit to keep scraping off the walls. Some of it always manages to leave a smear.

[It appears you’ve tossed more than your share of shit at the fan.]

yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

[Stand by! Dr. Buddy Rydell will be seeing you in a minute.]


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To: mikrofon

Ewww!!!

No matter how many times I see that photo posted, it never fails to make me wince and feel the urge to regurgitate.

"WE'RE FIERCE, WE'RE FEMINISTS, WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!!!"


81 posted on 06/28/2005 8:35:58 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (I'm a Jesus Fascist?)
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To: PJ-Comix
(Note: Patient appears to be Just Plain NUTS!!!)]

I totally agree with your diagnosis Doctor. (BTW, the bill for my consultation fee will be in the mail tomorrow.)

82 posted on 06/28/2005 8:59:16 PM PDT by epow (Marriage = 1 man + 1 woman + 1 God 4 life.)
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To: JLO

Is the one on the left Hillary before her staff helped clean her up for politics?


83 posted on 06/28/2005 8:59:24 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: hattend

Hey, you're funny! Cleaned up? LOL! I can picture Hillary with those hairy armpits - no problem!


84 posted on 06/28/2005 9:09:31 PM PDT by JLO
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To: Charles Henrickson

Quick! Get me 1000 cc's of Belly Girl Antidote to counteract the Hairy Pit Angry Dykes! Stat!


85 posted on 06/28/2005 9:12:13 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (I'm a Jesus Fascist?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Naah, they don't say that. They say, "f***in' bush is so f***in' bad!!!" or "g*dd*amn that f***in' chimp!!! i hate him SO f***in' much!!!"

They also use "Chimperor" a lot. I just wanted to "keep it clean" while trying to put across the gist of their posts, but yeah, it might make their base feel good but will never get any traction. They will never get that.
86 posted on 06/28/2005 9:13:12 PM PDT by Nowhere Man (Lutheran, Conservative, Neo-Victorian/Edwardian, Michael Savage in '08! - DeCAFTA-nate CAFTA!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Belly Girl:

Belly Hair:


87 posted on 06/28/2005 9:14:53 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (I'm a Jesus Fascist?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm curious about how they knew he was a "R operative"

He must have been eating meat.

Or maybe it dawned on them that he wasn't one of them when they noticed that he wasn't a drooling moron holding up an IMPEACH THE CHIMP sign.

88 posted on 06/28/2005 9:49:42 PM PDT by epow (Marriage = 1 man + 1 woman + 1 God 4 life.)
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To: PJ-Comix

What always surprises & excites me is that the moonbats (who now run the democrat party) actually believe that in ths universe, Max Cleland would have won the election in GEORGIA after 9/11/01, were it not for "attack ads".

That they are so out of touch gives me the giggles.


89 posted on 06/28/2005 10:32:22 PM PDT by I_like_good_things_too
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To: Charles Henrickson
Whoever keeps posting the photos of those two leftwingnut "babes" please cease and desist. My poor old eyes can only take so much abuse before they start cutting out on me.

BTW, what's the deal with these lefty females (make that alleged females) who don't shave under their arms? The hairy armpits would be a major turn off even if those two specimens weren't as disgusting as finding a grain of corn in a plate of chitlins.

90 posted on 06/28/2005 10:33:44 PM PDT by epow (Marriage = 1 man + 1 woman + 1 God 4 life.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!!!"

Eewww!! Now there's a mental picture that could cause a man to have nightmares for an entire week.

As my now departed good ole fishing buddy used to say, one look at those gals could "make a buzzard puke hisself off a gut wagon".

91 posted on 06/28/2005 10:46:13 PM PDT by epow (Marriage = 1 man + 1 woman + 1 God 4 life.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Charles,

You're tag line cracked me up...you gotta take your act out on the road!

Cindie


92 posted on 06/29/2005 12:18:00 AM PDT by gardencatz ("...the handshake, the cough, the kiss, There is always a wicked secret, a private reason for this.")
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To: PJ-Comix
yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

Hey DUmmies! You don't take baseball bats to a gun fight. And, we have the guns. You've disarmed yourselves.

93 posted on 06/29/2005 4:22:28 AM PDT by jslade ("If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.")
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To: SCALEMAN
Max Cleland would still be a Senator.

Max Cleland was, and always will be, merely a paperweight. The idiot fragged himself. Some hero.

94 posted on 06/29/2005 4:27:25 AM PDT by jslade ("If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Much material to mock even further than you've taken it, PJ, but I'll content myself with just this:

NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING WORKS

Unfortunately for the Democrats, they haven't figured out that "negative campaigning" doesn't mean just shrilly yelling "NO!" at every opportunity.

95 posted on 06/29/2005 4:38:01 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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To: All

No AM DUFU today. Gotta split out early. Should be a PM DUFU this evening.


96 posted on 06/29/2005 4:41:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Yes, I know it takes us down to their level. Yes, I know it makes us no better than them. F*CK IT! Just Do It ANYWAY.
 

97 posted on 06/29/2005 5:49:32 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: speed_addiction
You bribed Peej to let you know ahead of time didncha? 

98 posted on 06/29/2005 5:51:53 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Darkwolf377; Bullish; Celtjew Libertarian; jslade; Allosaurs_r_us
break out the baseball bats

Instead, they broke out the moonbats.

99 posted on 06/29/2005 6:07:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Moon Battie . . .)
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To: Charles Henrickson
break out the baseball bats

Instead, they broke out the moonbats.

Yeah.... but it takes a danged large bat to hit a moon.

100 posted on 06/29/2005 6:26:53 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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