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DUmmie FUnnies 06-28-05 ("Fight dirty, go negative early and often")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/28/2005 6:08:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

I have to give the DUmmies credit for honesty in this THREAD titled, “Fight dirty, go negative early and often.” At least they make absolutely NO phony pretense at trying to attain even a minimal level of civility. They up front admit they HATE Republicans and will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to defeat them. This is the REAL FACE of the Left, not that false front the professional Democrats put up when they know the cameras are rolling. Read this thread and learn how the Democrats REALLY think. It is a sad sight but educational as well. As usual, the bile spewing DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, happy to present to the world the ugly DUmmie face behind the Democrat mask, is in the [brackets]:

Fight dirty, go negative early and often. Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game! Dems can't compete if they attempt to maintain the "moral high ground".

[Don’t worry. You have no “moral high ground” to maintain.]

Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

[Is that you, Howard Dean?]

Or, you can get used to being the minority party.

[Thanx to this post you made you will remain a minority party for much longer than you ever intended. Now let us hear the rest of the DUmmies add in their rabid ravings…]

bingo! Here's an example that pissed me off locally. There was a local D. meeting in town a couple weeks ago. The group had reserved a covered picnic area at a local park. When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area. Rather than confronting him, they moved the D meeting to the lawn.

[WAAAAAH!!!! LOUSY EVIL REPUBLICANS! THEY STOLE OUR PICNIC SPOT! CRIME OF THE CENTURY!!!]

OH I agree! I think that's what Dean has been doing! Now you tell ME why so many Dems are slamming him for doing it????? I have been saying for years that you have to fight fire with fire. We can't let the opposition use rockets and we continue to use pocket knives!!! Whay won't the Dems let Howard do a job that he's very good at doing? Why won't our elected Dems join him?

[Perhaps you can take solace from the fact that the Republicans are willing to leave Dean alone to destroy the Democrat Party by himself.]

Because .... the failed, old guard, pink tutu, handwringing, go along to get along, appeasing wing of the Dem party cannot stand it that they are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG and they don't have a plan or the guts to take power from the Repugs. They continue with their measured rhetoric and whine when the media doens't cover it. They wonder why, that after compromise after compromise with the Repubs, that when they want a small portion of good will they get shit on every time. Some people are simply too nice to play politics as the Republicans have defined it. They should move aside and let those who have the passion and the ability play.

[Move aside and allow the DUmmies to self-destruct!]

This is TRUE TRUE TRUE. I wish our folks would start taking this to heart. DAMN!

Yes, I know it takes us down to their level. Yes, I know it makes us no better than them. F*CK IT! Just Do It ANYWAY.

Yes, I also know that poll after poll after poll shows people SAY they don't like negative campaigning and that it's a turn-off. NEVERTHELESS, they STILL fall for it and buy into it, hook, line, and sinker. Research repeatedly shows that NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING WORKS. IT WORKS. IT GETS THE JOB DONE. IT WINS ELECTIONS. And even while people CLAIM they don't like it, they are still taken in by it, BIGTIME.

WHEN are we gonna realize that?

When I start talking about how you don't take a knife to a gunfight, and if someone shoots at you with a howitzer, you don't arm yourself with a feather duster, I get the same tired old crap about how - Oh, Dear Me! That means we're no better than them!!! We're just like them!! Oh, WOE!!!

And you know how I've started to respond? I say - "you know something? I DO want to be like them. JUST like them. Because you know what they are? They're WINNERS. And I want to win. So if that's what it takes, SO BE IT. It's about time Macchiavelli started working for the Good Guys, anyway."

[Keep talking. This Anger Management Therapy Session still has a few minutes to go. (Note: Patient appears to be Just Plain NUTS!!!)]

If negative campaigning didn't work, Max Cleland would still be a Senator. I know people don't like it, and there are times it backfires, but if it's not sufficiently answered, it works. Throw enough shit at the wall, and some of it always sticks. The trouble is, all the feces-flinging howler monkeys appear to be working for the GOP, and that's a lot of shit to keep scraping off the walls. Some of it always manages to leave a smear.

[It appears you’ve tossed more than your share of shit at the fan.]

yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

[Stand by! Dr. Buddy Rydell will be seeing you in a minute.]


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If any of you are wondering why I keep up with the humiliating plea and grovel to get a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories PLUS other goodies), THIS edition of the DUFUs should give you the answer. I want the TRUE face of the Democrats to be EXPOSED to the general public. The public, in the form a a popular DUFU book, NEEDS to find out what the Democrats are REALLY like behind their phony masks. This edition of the DUFUs exposes the Democrats in THEIR OWN WORDS. And with that said, please allow me to do the usual plea and grovel routine...

I am urging Mary Matalin to contact me at: PJ-Comix. Not only will you be given first dibs at a POPULAR and FUnnie book exposing the Democrats in THEIR OWN words but you will also have revealed to you how your publishing company can once again bring HUGE sales to out of print books that were popular once upon a time. It is a very easy method that for some reason no one (other than YOURS TRULY) has figured out.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 06/28/2005 6:08:57 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

First!


2 posted on 06/28/2005 6:09:28 PM PDT by speed_addiction ( Somethings gnaw on a man worse'n dyin'!)
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To: PJ-Comix

in before the ping


3 posted on 06/28/2005 6:09:53 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (Got the Zot?)
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To: speed_addiction

Second? A new record...


4 posted on 06/28/2005 6:10:08 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke? Sluthering, perhaps?)
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To: decal

Now I can go back and read it...


5 posted on 06/28/2005 6:10:40 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke? Sluthering, perhaps?)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


6 posted on 06/28/2005 6:10:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Isn't that "Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game" crack sexist? Or is it heteronormative these days?


7 posted on 06/28/2005 6:11:22 PM PDT by HitmanLV
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To: PJ-Comix

These fools always remind me of the Movie "Fight club" minus cajones.


8 posted on 06/28/2005 6:12:10 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?


9 posted on 06/28/2005 6:12:35 PM PDT by The Drowning Witch (Sono La Voce della Nazione Selvaggia)
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To: PJ-Comix

If the Democrats had one tenth as much hatred for our terrorist enemies as they do for Republicans, this would be a united country.


10 posted on 06/28/2005 6:14:55 PM PDT by Argus (Omnia taglinea in tres partes divisa est.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

Kind of hard to be afraid of this rhetoric when it's coming metrosexual holding a purse.

11 posted on 06/28/2005 6:15:29 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (Support Our Troops, Spit On A Liberal Reporter)
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To: PJ-Comix
Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game!

If that were true you DUmmy milquetoasts would not have had your hats handed to you these past five years. I've never seen a bigger bunch of political pussies in my life--all whine, no grassroots WORK.

12 posted on 06/28/2005 6:16:08 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Don't suffer fools gladly? I don't suffer them at all.)
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To: PJ-Comix
yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

I love it when that bunch of wimps talks tough. If they come at me with a baseball bat they'd better be ready for their colon to be wearing it.

13 posted on 06/28/2005 6:18:18 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Don't suffer fools gladly? I don't suffer them at all.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hmm, they sound a lot like a lot of GOPers did in the 70s.

BUT, substance still wins over style - if you insist on being The Party Of Minorities, you can't really kvetch about being The Minority Party.
14 posted on 06/28/2005 6:18:22 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke? Sluthering, perhaps?)
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To: cripplecreek

I would love it if they thought that getting physical was the way to go. I had a guy jump in front of me and SLAP me in the chest with a summons. Of course I did not know it was a summons, I just reacted to a guy jumping in front of me and slapping me in the chest.

He found my hand around his throat and my fist upside his head a few times. My parole will be done in 11 months and for now I have to tempter the enthusiasm of my reactions.


15 posted on 06/28/2005 6:18:42 PM PDT by speed_addiction ( Somethings gnaw on a man worse'n dyin'!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I can't get enough of this DUmmie thread: "OOOHHHH!!!! we're gonna...we're gonna OOOHHHHHH!!!! we're SOOOOO gonna whup your asses, you, you OOOOOHHHH!!!! lemme just get the mustard stains off my Che! t-shirt an' I'm gonna, gonna OOOOHHHHH hurt you so bad!!!! OH YEAH! WE are the party of the people, not that other party that gets most of the votes, I'm just so so MAD!!!!! OOOHHH!! YEAH!!! WE ROCK!!!!!"


16 posted on 06/28/2005 6:20:06 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Don't suffer fools gladly? I don't suffer them at all.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Max Cleland would still be a Senator.

Now theres a disgusting thought.

17 posted on 06/28/2005 6:20:32 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Durbin now stands in Jane Fonda's shadow)
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To: decal
In...

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18 posted on 06/28/2005 6:21:26 PM PDT by Lurker (Hey children what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down.)
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To: speed_addiction

I'm more of a psy ops sort of guy. I can push anybody over the edge.


19 posted on 06/28/2005 6:24:59 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
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To: PJ-Comix
These people are the absolute nut wing fringe. They are so far out there all they ever see is the dark side of the moon.

We suffered through the Bubba years, but I don't remember this much vitriol.

These are the people who revere:
Jimmuh Carter
Mondale
Clinton(s) (I don't care what that thread said, they will get lock step with her)
Kerry
Clark
Boxer
Conyers

They hate our country and would do anything to bring it down. They won't be content until the Congress is replaced by the UN.

20 posted on 06/28/2005 6:28:17 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Durbin now stands in Jane Fonda's shadow)
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